Like I said: Respect. On. Her. Name.

AUBREY KINGSBURY SAID WTF IS A BLOOMER

This has been bringing me joy for three days now.

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

Now ICE has gotta be scared of subs like they’re merchant ships crossing the Atlantic in 1942.

Lots of really great things in my feeds this morning. Including a new @heyspirits.bsky.social pod! Let’s go! Hope is all around us today!

What I learned tonight is the future of the Democratic Party is a trans Muslim CIA agent wine mom who wants to eliminate capitalism and barter with people on the free bus.

There are more of us than there are of them.

dick cheney was so racist that he literally died to make sure he never saw a muslim man elected as mayor of new york

Dick Cheney would have loved this

Did I buy the ebook of @alixeharrow.bsky.social ‘s The Everlasting and then immediately buy the audio on Libro because I had to do shit other than read but couldn’t put it down? Yes, yes I did. No regrets. The audio is gorgeous.

The world is pretty dark right now, but the dogs were good again this week and that's all I needed to hear.

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

At this point I think it’s fair to say that most of the criticisms being lobbed at Mamdani are not out of genuine anger or surprise at any new revelations about him but are rather a transparently bad faith smear campaign to punish him for being a successful politician while Muslim

The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.

every time a photo of barbra banda is used for some disingenuous gender fuckery it's in part because the league has signaled that it's unwilling to speak up for or protect her in any way

Sometimes I watch "You've Got Mail" just to hear a modem in the intro sequence.

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

When you have a manicure at 6 but a soccer game at 7 💀

For every goal, every sprint, every moment in red, white, and blue. Thank you, AM13 ❤️🤍💙

BREAKING: Letitia James has announced a Government portal for Videos and images of ICE Agents who may have committed crimes. Please Use it and SHARE! ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...

doing this once is fun and awesome, deciding to just make it your thing is diabolical behavior

WHEN THE CROSS ISN'T HIGH AND THE KEEPER AIN'T SPRY THAT'S CANTORE

Looks like people showed up in DC

This thread. I love Philly. This perfectly captures why.

The dangerous radicals have appeared! Fairfax, Virginia! #NoKings

Is pickleball like Temu tennis?

John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.

FYI: If you know of intersections of religion and pushback to ICE/DHS in general, but especially Chicago, feel free to drop me a line. You can reach me via Signal at: jackmjenkins.60

🌸NEW POD🌸 Annie, Ella & André review a soggy match against a desperate opponent, and nearly yoinking a win with a Rodman lefty banger. Rest and rotation was key, but what about the performance? We discuss! 🟢 open.spotify.com/episode/1h79... 🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h... #nwsl #woso

LA: we will fight you. Chicago: we will fight you. PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

sherman, for the love of god!

Meanwhile in #Portland

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

Dolly ain’t done and neither is public broadcasting.

🌸NEW POD🌸 Ella & André interviewed rookie of the month, Deb Abiodun! We chat about her journey into soccer, meteoric rise, Afrobeats, & more. Plus, we get to break news of her winning assist of the week! 🟢 open.spotify.com/episode/1d1S... 🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h... #nwsl #woso

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day? Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

At this point in the end times, I derive my weekly joy from two things. One is Annie saying "Hey Spirits." The other is hearing "The dogs were good again this week" from We Rate Dogs.

And they should be yeeted into the sun.

Holy s!@#$%^&* Croix Bethune 🫡

Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”

The Washington Spirit with ‘I 💛 DC’ warm up shirts celebrating their city 👏 📸: @washingtonspirit.com

Trans People Belong 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

In coordination with @freedcproject.bsky.social, the supporters section will chant “Free DC” when the clock strikes 51:00 at tomorrow’s Washington Spirit game. We hope you join in wherever you are in the stadium!

RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC

Union station, DC

Both teams contacted the NWSL before the match, asking to postpone, but the league denied their request. www.nytimes.com/athletic/656...