it's sad that prejudice blinds people to how bad driving isn't a matter of ethnicity, but of being from Maryland.

Tyler Childers’ Bitin’ List

Obviously.

Not me looking up the origins of nutmeg immediately! Great interview!

“Behold the resurrection of our season!” Gift 85:48

I like how Easter is about Jesus but we celebrate it by stuffing unborn chickens with mustard, naming them after Satan, and consuming their flesh

NYT Opinion next week: Does God Favor Waffles Over Pancakes?

Thirty-one years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

I have just now (at 45 years of age) taken a hard look at my ears. They might not be the optimal size for my head. This is what it’s like being a woman in this world.

"Humanity's next great voyage begins" #Artemis

If you were wondering how the class field trip went

Yeah, we're just not doing this nonsense today.

today, we feast

I took way too ling to come around to “Ready or Not.” What a fun horror romp! Ready for the sequel.

I love my Spirit fam. We text. We run into one another in Mexico (unplanned). We meet up in the off season. Women’s soccer is a sport, but it’s given me so much more than just entertainment.

WAKE UP, SPIRIT FAM! IT’S MATCHDAY! Let’s get that dub 😤

Let’s Goooooo!

Still working through Traitors UK. I really really hate Rachel. There’s always one I cannot stand every season. She’s not as smart as she thinks she is.

Spirit goal like

I made my husband put on glitter at halftime. It was the glitter! Cantooooorrrreeeeee!!!!!

Panic. Pure panic. I am not ok.

Three days of NWSL? We couldn't be happier 🤩📺

I’m Scully. Sometimes I fake a limp because I’m too tired to go for a long walk. Related, I think diets are bullshit.

Ugh.

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT! I wanted it, but did not expect it! Yeeeesssss!!!

If Sinners doesn’t win best picture, I will riot.

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At Audi Field and I am sure my blood pressure is down and my depression is gone. We are so back. 🌸🌸🌸

A SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK breakdown of the last ~10 years of American politics, and call it "Enshittification Nation"

IT'S MATCH DAY!!!!!!!!!

Let's Goooooooooo!

I love it when a long walk day coincides with a Vibe Check drop. Extra excited for this one!

Truly a perfect news alert

Ask not for whom the looks maxx, they maxx for he

My So-Called Life. At 45, Jordan Catalano is nothing but a fuck boy and Patty has every reason to be anxious and mad at everyone.

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

I have lived in the DMV for almost 8 years and today was the first time I saw the motorcade. And it was just JD coming back on 270 from less than 24 hours at Camp David. Curious.

Rewatching Kill Bill and imagining what a masterpiece this could have been with a woman director, free from the male gaze.

We Love You, Bunny by Mona Awad and Startlement by Ada Limón.

Netscape. Navigator.

At some point, we need to move beyond dunking on this stuff and acknowledge that these shit opinions are actually driving the culture and doing real harm and they need to be countered or shut down. We saw it with the anti-trans narrative and we'll see it again.

This interview was delightful. Olivia Moultrie is such a smart player, and a lot of fun to watch (except when she plays the Spirit, then she stresses me out).

How. How is it already allergy season?! It hasn't even been warm here! Where is the pollen coming from?!

I love these player profiles. Such a fun way to get a little more insight. #teamchocolatecandycorn

Cartoon by Tommy Siegel

It's giving "we didn't start the fire" but the Leslie Knope version.

So ready for the SheBelieves Cup 🤩🏆

About once a week, I sing the "Muppet Babies" theme song in my head for absolutely no reason at all.