Come on Knicks fans - I need you to make him cry

New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani has announced a free Knicks watch party at Bryant Park after planned watch parties outside Madison Square Garden were canceled following the announcement of Donald Trump's planned attendance.

Maybe a brave New Yorker will take one for the team this evening 👊🏽

Just when you thought you couldn’t hate him more… SURPRISE it’s a new day!

Fucking insomnia 😫

Bravo to Hunter Biden. Well done. I like this informed swagger.

The worst thing about insomnia is nobody I know is awake right now 😤

As President, I would read 10 letters a day sent to me by ordinary Americans. At the Obama Presidential Center, we’ll have some of the letters I read — and responded to — every night. I still get emotional reading them, and it’s one of my favorite exhibits.

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💀💀💀 "Exodus as stars pull out of Trump-linked 'Freedom 250' festival: 'Artists never told'" I knew Morris Day and the Time and Young MC would never do that shit. They were never even booked. 😂 Sad. Maybe, we can have Lee Greenwood sing "Proud to be an American" on a loop. Be best!

BREAKING: I'm suing Todd Blanche and the DOJ to STOP the $1.8B slush fund. The Justice Department violated the Administrative Procedures Act when it established the fund, and it must be set aside. You can read my complaint here: www.muellershewrote.com/p/breaking-i...

I just saw a creator say “my bush literally grows thicker than your beard so lower your tone” and it’s changed my life!

Congratulations on your wedding Don Jr. Sorry for distracting your Dad with this important work.

Maybe I should have helped attack the capitol so I can afford groceries.

Today would be a GREAT day for that 🟠 mother fucker to croak.

I miss having a real President who wants the best for everyone in the country no matter which political party they belong to.

To be fair I never needed peer pressure as a teen 🤭🫠

Time to get the nuclear codes away from this lunatic ‼️

3,437 bound volumes. 17,000 pounds of documents. 1,400 victims. Tomorrow at noon, I'm standing at a podium in Tribeca and reading the Epstein files out loud for 24 hours straight. Please join me. Subscribe here: www.youtube.com/@eliza.orlins

Today, on International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia, and Biphobia, we stand in solidarity with our LGBTQIA+ community members around the world who still face discrimination, violence & exclusion. Over 130 countries worldwide recognize May 17th, IDAHOBIT day with events, activities and more.

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My grandma used to tell me she was “just resting her eyes,” but I knew she had dozed off. The difference, she wasn’t the President of the United States in the middle of a televised meeting.

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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY you bunch of unwavering BADASSES 💐💪🏾

Why can’t that fucker just ☠️ already??

Only in America can one party control the White House, the Senate, and the House of Representatives, win the popular vote,and hold the majority of governorships... and still blame the other party for everything wrong with this country

Got a visit from some friendly Jehovah’s Witnesses today 😈😅

I wonder what FRESH HELL awaits us today

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Today’s musings.. Why are we still fucking talking about Charlie Kirk? The Capital One bank guy is 🔥.

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If we ALL put our heads together and 🙏🏽 very hard.. Today could be the day!

Dear Americans, You got two main problems — billionaires and pedophiles. And of course, billionaire pedophiles. Until you address the billionaire pedophile elephant in the room, nothing will get better. You deserve leaders willing to exact swift justice on these monsters. Love, God

Happy Earth Day

What’s on the menu for todays ADHD? Will it be a hyperfixation or my favorite, total distraction leading to hours long daydreaming?

Happy 420 Day everybody!!!

It’s gardening time 💨 happy 420 today and everyday 🌞

Happy 420 to all!

I’m proud to announce I hated Guy Fieri before it was cool

I love this for her! 👏👏👏👏 ❤️❤️ #Pinks #ProudBlue

How many voodoo dolls does one have to stick before that fucker finally croaks?

This dude is BEGGING to be screwed with 🙂‍↕️

Am I the only one who thinks sourdough starter is gross?🤢

Can confirm 🙂‍↕️

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