Who has stopped talking to family or friends because MAGA? Me:

Ending the filibuster will complete the coup…

I love knowing Debra Messing is having a bad morning 😅 #fuckher

Apparently I’ve been a Stray Kids fan for 5 months and 6 days according to my kid who is keeping track 🤭 #SKZ #stay #straykids

Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance. The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income. They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive. Wanna fix fraud and abuse? Fix that.

Go Blue Jays!! 🇨🇦

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It sounded better in my head 💨

The government shutdown has put SNAP benefits at risk for millions of Americans. Travis Peters, an urban farmer in Detroit, is giving out free produce tomorrow 'If it's getting tight, my food is free. Don’t even sweat that'

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I’m not sure how my algorithm got me to “pickpockets getting caught” videos but I’m not mad about it. 🤨

Happy Sunday 🫦

If you don’t want me to say something embarrassing, don’t FaceTime me

Remember when Comer spent years trying to paint Biden as corrupt and profiting off being president? Um…what the actual fuck 😵‍💫

That feeling you get when a new family buys the house next door and they’re LIBERAL 🥹

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Hill I’m willing to die on? Conservative men want babies born so they can abuse them in a few years.

Timeline cleanser! 🤗

Sincerely

Wtf Butker? 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

Nooooooo!!

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Why do I feel so guilty having food delivered? Like I need the neighbors to know WE’RE JUST FUCKING LAZY

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I can’t explain it but knowing that Taylor Swift is out there somewhere existing makes this shitty timeline a little more bearable 🥹 🧡🩷

I will be listening the NOTHING else 🧡🩷🧡🩷🧡🩷

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Harrison Butker

This is rich..

TRUTH

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Good morning 🌞

So there should be a lot less traffic today right?

One of the WORST things about all of this is finding out Snoop Dogg sucks 😢

Seriously though (which is it)

Unless proof is provided I’m gonna assume 🍊 has never actually won a game of golf.

My delusional ass thinks she might pop into the theater while I’m there 😂 Could happen we ARE in KC 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🧡🧡🧡

Weighted vests anyone? 😭😭