omg, Andrade, she's MARRIED #AEWDynamite

Sometimes I remember the rumors that NJPW was going to run an angle with an outsider invader army at Wrestle Kingdom 2023. And everyone was SO SURE it was gonna be Jake Lee. But then it was just Kenoh pulling some bullshit as usual.

A lot of people thought that "video evidence" would show the world what cops are like. Well, we are awash in video. We know what cops are like. And.

"How do I best convince people to travel to Tokushima for the N1 tour? I know! I'll post my picture of a turtle I found on the side of the road!" -Kenoh, probably

The Triangle Of Madness just interrupted the pilot episode of いまスタ！ (weekly 5STAR GP report) to announce their challenge of the Aritst Of Stardom belts on the opening day of the 5STAR (7/18) against Dream Trine. Julia Hart is also the replacement for Bea Priestley on BLUE STARS-A #STARDOM #AEW 🤼

Eventually, Muta loses just about all of his facepaint, and hits two moonsaults in a row to beat Chono to hold both the IWGP and NWA World's Heavyweight Championships. Can you believe this is the first title change for the Big Gold Belt in nearly 2 years? We've been on this journey together.

Kusanagi :)

"[ORDER FROM THE WRESTLER'S CHAIRMAN] Remember the deceased" Oh Kitamiya.....😭😭😭💕

Hand practice. I'm not sure I learned anything other than that Kenoh has really long fingers.

Showed a coworker a picture of my room and he responded with ".....oh. I haven't been living my life to its fullest." And that's probably the best reaction I've ever gotten lol

感情の使い方が真逆になった感じ

Someone should write a story about a curséd device, lusted after as a transformative source of power, that renders its users unnaturally youthful long beyond their time

Do you ever think about how 10 years ago Kenoh announced he was moving up to heavyweight and would become a wrestler to rival Takashi Sugiura everyone was like "lol i mean sure. whatever u say shorty"

taller than lao gan ma

Oh my God look at them

Like genuinely what the fuck is wrong with him. #noah_ghc

Sometimes I'm like "oh I like Ozawa but he's not a fave or anything". And then sometimes he does a full song and dance parody to Charismax and I remember he was created in a lab specifically to ruin my life.

Just read through this Rachel/ @milkystar.bsky.social is one of my favorite wrestling writers. They are so great at mixing critique, finding story depth, and sharing how a match effects them with a tone a super inviting tone. 🤼‍♂️

Rack of lamb (without the Chairman)

Went out to dinner with my parents and my mom asked me why I didn't bring The Chairman 💀💀💀

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

After the show, Kaito asked everyone to come out to the ring for a group photo....but nobody actually likes him. He had to physically beg Kenoh to come to the ring after catching him peeking through the curtains. I'm fully in tears. #noah_ghc

This is me with literally anyone from NOAH or TJPW I see debut as a rookie

Watching the FACE Rumble now and I'm really into Midori being a real bitch to Tsuruya this entire show...only to immediately shove him to safety when Mister Smack Daddy comes to town.

After tonight, I would not hate that 😂. Here's a shot I took of Sanada tonight at #G1CLIMAX36 before turning in. Gonna have to go through more at another time but this was too good not to share immediately.

I love that OZAWA is low-key horrified by the rest of the NOAH roster....and he's honestly pretty valid for it. #noah_ghc

Places to go!

manami smacked iida's ass to break the pin. visionary

I love when wrestlers do a little mating dance to establish dominance. #njpw

Yuya countering the Make Way with a double-arm suplex was smooth as shit.

Today's NOAH show had streaming problems and will be released as a VOD. Which I'm taking as a sign from God to catch up on my backlog. Praise be.

VENY too good #SENJO 🤼

YOU CANT STOP THE CLOWN YOU CANT STOP HIM

Yuto-ICE's aura in America is so funny. He just comes across as a semi-beloved local indie darling in the opening match of a show with MCMG later on the card.

MY LOVE. IN AMERICA.

描き下ろしありがとうございます ﾌﾍﾞとﾎﾟﾄは捏造どす

Just remembered I have to watch wrestling if I want to talk about wrestling.

Shane twerking in response to Ozawa's breakdance spot....

I adore the new Grape Brain collab art in general but I'm especially obsessed with their little mascots. I wonder if they have names... #noah_ghc

Marufuji’s chops drew blood from Kenoh today. I say, voice totally even and breathing totally normal.

Watching a 55 year old man perform oral on the First Take microphone while wearing the bikini he wore when he was 28.

"isnt it more radical if this obviously trans character is just a gnc boy" lol no no it is not have you seen what theyre doing to trannies its real bad

Kenoh's podcast today is randomly about Shinya Hashimoto. Tomorrow, Katsuhiko Nakajima faces Hashimoto's son in the Fire Festival. Which could mean nothing.

[Key Visual Revealed] SUMMER SUN PRINCESS ’26 July 18 – Korakuen Hall – 11:00 AM ⚜️ Princess Tag Team Championship Champions: Miu Watanabe & Rika Tatsumi vs. Challengers: Shoko Nakajima & Hyper Misao Once again, this year’s illustration was created by manga artist Shota Noguchi. #tjpw #tjpwSSP26

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