ALABAMA: “The verdict is in. The state’s tough immigration law just isn’t working out… American workers not mentally or physically fit enough to last one day…”

True true

Done.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZdGL... ICYMI.... WE ARE ALLJIMMY KIMMEL Colbert nails it vehemently Please take a moment to listen

Definitely trying to incite a riot.

Kimmel Fired Over Epstein, Let’s Get It Right… youtu.be/PqTxDUCYZ6A?...

A primer on vaccine preventable illnesses from me, a pediatrician. Because we are about to find out some things.

Aliens. Heteromophic alternation of generations? Bio nerds? #aliens #hulu

Starter Packs are an awesome feature. SmitheeBOOST I go.bsky.app/LFjKZeK SmitheeBOOST II go.bsky.app/CwfNoir SmitheeBOOST III go.bsky.app/L6tCd9c SmitheeBOOST IV go.bsky.app/2xcopaU Rerun the packs as I'm always making changes.

Have no fear, Republicans will bail you out at some point with a huge chunk of taxpayer money to pay you for not being able to sell your products because of their policies. Then you can post on social media that you’re voting for them because you are against socialism.

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Big sigh. Watch this. Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting? No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.

Media: Why did the President not request flags at half staff following the assassination of House representative Melissa Hortman but has for Charlie Kirk who is not an elected official? The question that won’t be asked of Karoline Leavitt.

UPDATE: In the lawsuit, three senior FBI officials fired by Kash Patel say Patel informed them that he was instructed to "fire anyone" who worked on any investigation related to Trump. And said his own job depended on carrying out the firings. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The story stays the same. It’s just the characters that change.

Good

My son nicked his ear while shaving his head 40 minutes ago. It’s still bleeding.

An osprey caught a fish outside the condo where we’re staying at.

GM fellow #Sinners! Happy #Sinday! Do not fall prey to Satin and his works!

This is the enduring lesson of Weimar: extremism never triumphs on its own. It succeeds because others enable it—because of their ambition, because of their fear, or because they misjudge the dangers of small concessions www.foreignaffairs.com/germany/hitl...

This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.

Pee wall at this distillery in Bluffton SC.

I keep drinking the mild poison

We were so fortunate the mRNA vaccine technology was far enough along when COVID emerged.

Masked men jumped a San Bernardino family in unmarked cars, opened fire, and shattered their truck windows—all while the family was just coming home from work. The feds later admitted it was CBP, but the family says the agents never showed warrants or IDs.

🚨WATCH: This is how a forensic expert dusts an area for fingerprints. That seems like MAGIC 🪄

This is Milo. He may be stalking you in your own home, but on the bright side, you'll never be alone. 12/10 (TT: nicocohoh0)

That seems soo fuuun 🔥

The moment he named his platform “Truth Social” we were headed this way.

I’d also add that there wouldn’t just be blood. It would be actively bleeding.

Do you dislike RFK, Jr as much as this goddess? You’ll likely enjoy Stephen Colbert’s no-fucks-left takedown. 😂

Brilliant.

Shocking coming from the people who upended how Title IX addresses campus sexual violence.

Yes, the federal government removed two key sections of the Constitution, one dealing with Due Process and the second dealing with States rights, from a Congressional website. I helped break this story this morning. The government claims it's a coding error.

RIP Loni Anderson

I Second This Statement…. Looking guilty as hell! 🔥🔥

Fabulous

I think maybe, just maybe, the message is FINALLY sinking in.

My son asked me to 3D print him Rhino horns. Here they are, printed and painted.

I think our gotcha pup likes it here.

If you don't already, watch Colbert. He is a man with no more f*cks left to give. And it's glorious. Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September

Who else thinks we should ban members of Congress from trading stocks?

holy shit lmao

FLASHBACK: One year ago today, this was staged, I mean happened.