Current Resident Sex Offender c/o The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, D.C., 20500

Just want to come on here and say that in just 2 weeks The Muppet Show is coming back in something that is acting as a backdoor pilot, meaning that if it does well we could get more. Disney (as usual) is barely marketing it so I ask PLEASE WATCH IT! The world needs Muppets right now! #TheMuppets

wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place

From what? Being a murderer? No recovery from that.

Not sure what “Hooked them”, the fact that he would help her business or he would stop the LGBTQ agenda, but fuck them. Fuck them and their business.

Jesus Christ how is this ok?

Alabama, FFS, we cannot let this man be governor

If nothing else in the Trump era, we should be grateful for all these cover stories of influential people in positions of power confirming what we always suspected, which is that they're genuine idiots who aren't good at what they do. Never question your own skills or worth when they exist.

You sell your soul to the devil and the devil will fuck you up. Ha ha

Anything less than abolishing ICE is unacceptable. I don't want to hear people talk about training these motherfuckers or throwing more money at them. The entire institution needs to be permanently disbanded. Do not let politicians sell you on anything less.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

If the things I have to say hurt your feelings, sit with that for a minute, then ask yourself why it's easier to be mad at me than at the system that's fucking us both.

Black folks are not being "mean" to you when we are truthful concerning the historical pathologies of your kinsmen... Truth is the greatest love

Fuck Ice

I’ve been having Ray Perkins-era flashbacks all season. There has to be major changes this off season or he will be gone this time next year. (Maybe not a bad thing)

I’m just waiting for the house democrats to come out and be like “well no, we aren’t considering impeachment, but we are putting black boxes over our latest instagram selfies as a sign of protest”

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Guess I need to go shopping.

The public: "We are desperate for help with the cost of living. Please do something." Trump administration: "Penis."

I have lots of strong feelings about this, but I'm going to lead with optimism: Apparently people think there is going to be a 2029! bsky.app/profile/thr....

We need to file a motion to keep Ryan Murphy more than 500 feet away from the Reiner case.

I've been to London three times. Twice at Christmas. London at Christmas is stunningly magical. It is everything Christmas.

It’s time to usher in a new chapter for Alabama—one rooted in intelligence, grounded in empathy, and driven by a vision that lifts every one of us. Let’s bring dignity and compassion back to leadership. And let’s bring a true son of Alabama, Doug Jones, to the governor’s office

WTF Florida State? Y’all cursed.

This story is not being talked about enough. America's first public television network - yes, Alabama had the nation's first public television network - is possibly leaving @pbs.org because of one or two board members who think PBS has become an enemy. @maddow.msnbc.com

Once again, Bryan Lyman nails it.

People who are leaving NYC, please post pix of your U-Hauls!

Why does Talamasca on AMC look like a British Soap? The camera is so freaking distracting. #talamasca #AMC

The Mamdani Effect? Alabama’s top election official wants to ban naturalized citizens from running for state office.

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October is Breast Cancer Awareness month and I think we’re missing a golden opportunity to call it Knockertober. We could also raise awareness through multiple Octoberbreast events. Anyway, Cancer sucks.

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

The Nissan Heisman House and Dr.Pepper Fansville crossover was great! Is this the first crossover between brands in a commercial by companies that aren’t owned by the same parent company?

Look, you're not gonna tell the dementia patient they're not well. You follow the rules. "Of course Mr. President. You did see a giraffe." 1. Agree 2. Divert 3. Distract 4. Reassure 5. Reminisce 6. Repeat, 7. Do what they can do, never say "you can't" 8. Ask, 9. Encourage 10. Reinforce

This is the best suggestion I've heard in years. Just watching the conservative panty twisters explode over that would be brilliant.

EVERYONE STOP EVERYTHING Mychal the Librarian is hosting the Reading Rainbow revival!!! reactormag.com/reading-rain...

No sports game should ever end in a tie. I’m looking at you NFL and that other football thing that Ted Lasso coaches.

NFL RedZone is the perfect intersection of two great American institutions: football and ADHD.

The interesting thing will be to see if ABC affiliate relations reaches out to the 50 TV markets where Nexstar and Sinclair own ABC stations to offer these other stations the Kimmel show live. Has happened in the past.

UAB Head Coach Dabo Swinney

it would be a pretty good week for Rolling Stone to have a TV critic

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This Emmy show is just awful. So many painful, cringe decisions. Woof.

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You really don’t want armed randos deciding who lives and dies. We have all sorts of bad systems. That’s an incredibly bad system.

There is video. Avoid the video.

Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.

Political violence is always immoral and always counterproductive for a healthy democracy. It solves nothing. It only leads to further violence and ultimately enables scapegoating of vulnerable communities. Committing acts of violence against those who disagree with us helps no one.

So much fun watching a T*ump appointee open their speech by saying they aren’t qualified for the job they’ve been appointed too. They weren’t qualified for the job they were elected to before either.