One great thing about being a yoga teacher is that when anyone questions literally any aesthetic, dietary, life choice I have made, even if they’re all inconsistent, I can just be like “I’m a yoga teacher” and they’re like ohhhh that’s why

The streamer has just said he doesn’t have the season ticket with a playoffs package so he is going to stand outside Yankee Stadium and stream his view of the screen out there. I love this anonymous baseball junkie man

Crying, my father continues to “watch the Yankees game” and he is but it’s a guy in the stands illegally streaming from Meta glasses or something

Still have not recovered from this, I’ve even gone somewhat darker than maga blonde 🥲

The fact that Kaleb Horton died begging for work instead having a column at some hip legacy mag is such an indictment of this industry. People should have been begging to put him on payroll. But nope, we've reserved that space for Ezra Klein

Awful news that Kaleb Horton died. A talented writer who in another time would've been getting $5 a word with an expense account. Read his skilled filleting of the Entourage movie web.archive.org/web/20150605...

Kaleb Horton was a wonderful, wonderful writer, and a lovely person to talk to, and someone gone many decades before he should be. High lonesome California’s best. RIP.

I’m sorry but two own goals is horrible

ERLING, WE HAD OUR FULL-TIME GRAPHIC READY DUDE.

Spinning out because I’m at a Latin rock concert and an English (??) guy grabbed me to tell me I looked like Laura Ingraham but it was complimentary? Help

Rosie won for now and Luna is pissed 😼

There’s a turf war over this box

I never feel soooooo oldddddd as when the college kids who newly live behind me and have a pool, have parties on a week night. They’ll get tired soon, right? It’s karaoke 😩

Please help ,., my cat ,,, she is very cute

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Completely out of nowhere but one of the best YouTube channels for insomniacs is the Kitchen Nightmares YouTube channel - They specifically put together five -hour marathons for you to fall asleep

I miss my insane seat neighbors who include numerous foul-mouthed children lol :( (the seats themselves are plastic and cracked 🤌)

Liga Deportiva Alajuelense vs Motagua tonight in the Concacaf Central American cup! Looking at my season ticket seats in the stadium on this YouTube stream and feeling sad I’m not there 🥲

He’s literally typing on Microsoft Teams! This is a film made by people who absolutely detest their hypothetical audience

Omg - multiple friends suggested the straight-to-Prime ‘War of the Worlds’ movie with Ice Cube because they know how much I love terrible movies — This is one of the most cynical things I’ve seen in months. Stunning!

Insult to injury: “Is Pepsi okay?” I don’t know. IS IT?? Would a loving God let us suffer so much?

I made it with a photo of my ID and tapping one card I left in my Apple wallet, uncanceled just in case…. And now I am going to eat some French fries in this sad airport hotel bar with a bunch of people stressed out by the Chiefs 😂

Checked a bag (stupid) on the way here, lost and a day late ok fine. Today - a small bag I had with my ID and thre credit cards went walking Sucks, but I had a flight. Airport has CLeAR which I stupidly have. No ID needed! Flight canceled. Now I need a card + ID. OPE! Found a hidden card…

I am having the most darkly funny comedy of errors on this KC trip from arrival but that’s ok, God continues to look out for me in mysterious but funny ways

I was so happy to meet you irl finally!!! 💙🤗

there aren't a ton of great soccer players that would not have been soccer players if they were American but Haaland would be a superstar wide receiver

Our seats came with chickpea wraps and Olipop 👍

Will be at the Current game in time for the second half 😅

Uber driver just now was named Vinicius and he told me he was Brazilian and I was like don’t worry buddy… I know

The way my non-kit work uniform always makes me look like a gym teacher 🥴

From the furthest reaches of outer space… to the home of the Kansas City Chiefs! The Moonies have touched down in Kansas City, Missouri for a Premier League Mornings Live fan fest in 🇺🇸 on Sunday! 👽🛸

I feel like such an asshole because I literally got jump scared by a guy on a bike asking me how I was doing 😭 every time I’m in the Midwest I’m like “who wants to know?!?!”

Ok I’m going :) I am excited!!! Hope to see y’all

Any mutuals going to the Current game tomorrow?

Nvm Maserati guy said he sold a medical device company and is just driving because he’s bored and his adult daughters don’t talk to him. Okay! Fascinating how many people turn to becoming at-will cab drivers for similar reasons

This is a very dusty and fucked up Maserati omg poor guy

I really have questions about the Uber coming to get me at a suburban KC Target that is a Maserati. I feel like financing mistakes were made there

I think I also just truly loved the slightly goofy hippie vibes, like you could pull a. Card at the table or the server would be like, “today’s word is ____.” The world is currently just too aggressive for stuff like that :(

Shocking myself at how disappointed I remain in the closure of Cafe Gratitude in Kansas City

Really liminal hotel room here

I thought this was someone whose number I didn’t save, texting me about Champions League…. But it was just a political fundraiser text lol

Donnarumma is so long, man. His legs are like as long as Bernardo.

Stepkid called to say he shook hands with Joel Campbell at some school event and honestly I am 🥲🥰

Omg halfway through teaching my back to back barefoot, heated fitness classes tonight I looked down and remembered I had done a Babyfoot mask a week ago 😱 for the body horror lovers

Just got back from super fast Derby trip - that was fun! 😅 I am once again feeling smug because I cleaned my whole home and all the laundry before I left 😇

Derby day

If any City OSC members from the U.S. are at the Derby tomorrow, hoping to do some interviews with traveling fans around 2:15 local time — will be at the Bell/Lee/Summerbee statue, look for a guy either a camera in official City gear :)

My other big boomer opinion is that everyone looks ridiculous walking around sucking on their vape like a pacifier. At least with cigarettes you had to huddle on a corner in shame

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Made it to Manchester - VERY short trip just for the derby pretty much. Any mutuals at the game on Sunday lmk! Would love recs for today/Saturday in terms of any cool museum shows or other things on, and vegetarian/vegan meals!!