He’s never responded to a meeting invitation in his life

Oh to be a manatee peacefully doing belly rolls in a spring

One of my cats has a Lamb Chop toy he loves to throw in the air. I present: Freddy.

I am so delighted Man City signed Sam Coffey 🤗

Deeply mortifying country

My brother texting me this meme is how I learned about today’s pop culture news

Hola, other people familiar with Nashville, what is fun to do with kids there that wouldn’t cost as much as the science museum or the zoo? Or even if it costs, it’s just that I have that on the list already. Have never thought about this on many previous trips.

Ever drive/shower/exercise and then remember a forgotten micro-genre of music that you lived through

WE WANT TEN! WE WANT TEN!

We love you, Rodri! We do. ❤️‍🔥

“Make sure you tell everyone about the time we were at the game and the lights went out in the stadium!” #concacaf

He just promised his little friend a Saka jersey in exchange for wrangling his dad as a guest so I had to intervene…. Not famous enough for all that lmao

No one has gotten more excited about his than 11 year old, who says he has “powerful contacts” at school - he is the friend of a kid whose father is… Costa Rica’s most famous reggae singer?? And just called him to see if he would be a guest! The pod does not exist. Lolllllll

Are there any other great story-based podcasts in Spanish that you like, similar to ‘Radio Ambulante?’ Like, not talk-y ones. Need to fill up road trip time!

Omg

Ole Miss is also ruining the vibes over here too

Every additional thing I read about this poor woman murdered in Minnesota, I’m just stunned and sad all over. I thought it would be bad but I figured it would be first-term-level bad. this is so, so much worse than I ever really fathomed.

Weirdly crying over ‘the Cat Returns’ which was MY idea to put on in the house

City feeling a bit disjointed here but barely hanging on… shout out to Doku and Khusanov…

If someone has a statement or post with the phrase “I may not agree with everything he/she says,” you always know the rest of it is gonna be some bullshit

We don't have to live like this.

And I’m supposed to keep posting my little whatevers, it really messes with your brain having to do silly white collar work against this backdrop eh?

Some newish faces here

It’s here! But I’m more stunned by the existence of a bilingual children’s version of ‘A Brave New World.’ “Que contento estoy de ser Beta!” 💀

There are too many podcasts but I sort of want to do something where I discuss concacaf specifically. Maybe in Spanish and English? My family is basically delusionally hyping me up today. They full believe I can be a tv presenter in Costa Rica 😂😭

Sounds like a cool hotel, “Ice employee” is not a protected class

Went to see the latest Avatar in a presentation with Spanish subs and… the subtitles were all in PAPYRUS again… Amazing moment where due to timing, at one point the screen just said, “NO MAMAMOS”

Omg!

Hell yeah. 11 year old said he spent New Year’s Eve at “a communist party” but when I asked further questions, he was like, “oh they’re my mom’s friends, it’s just that they’re French”

Absolutely not pivoting to spouse/kid content but my husband told me super excited he ordered books for the kid to read with us… The first book? Kafka’s ‘Metamorphosis’ “I thought he would like the giant bug” ??????

If you’re ever in Miami and need to impress an 11 year old who likes Asian food, may I recommend this Naruto-themed ramen place in Kendall? (Naruto 88, vegetarian and vegan options )

Does everyone in a major metro area have these things now? They block pedestrian walkways 😩

Bro an Uber Eats delivery robot named Hirohito almost just collided with my car, this stuff is for the birds

RFK Jr came complete with brainworms and Kristi Noem with her lips… #KingMangoStrut

My award for most creative, locally topical costume goes to…

😭

Today I’m marching in the King Mango Strut parade which is like the parade of the last Democrats in Miami… and the Hare Krishnas, with whom I am dancing down the street 😅😅

One down

On a note unrelated to politics, a yoga teacher acquaintance of mine has started uploading reels that are pretty clearly an AI avatar of her. There’s one where she’s teaching people on the beach but the fact doesn’t match. I wanna comment so bad bc wtf?

It’s Rick Scott he’s lubing up

I cannot stop laughing at these. Idc if I get in trouble at work

The one funny thing this morning is the kid has renamed my cat Luna, “Gato Liga” because she’s black with a red collar

This is such a good time for boomers to be able to increasingly create photorealistic AI images, with half their peers unable to discern that they’re fake

There are a lot of ppl to yell at but like… my entire family only exists as a result of the destabilizing forces of the US via the United Fruit Company, or hails from another country with similar meddling. I would not be my first pick as “cheerleader of imperialism in Latin America” but hey

Gotta say that yelling this kind of stuff at a random American on Bluesky, the cloistered website of everyone who hates Trump, is very weird and misdirected As if yelling at the Man Coty social media lady, or expecting me to use this account as some kind of posting activism, does anything.

Imagine being told you’re being actively deported back to Venezuela during all of this. Just wtf.

My fav is when the US bombs / starts a war with a country but also prevents all immigrants from that country from being able to come or fix their legal status while already here

I typically teach yoga in Doral, FL at this time on Saturday mornings but today I don’t… glad about that bc I just cannot

If you can’t trust the FIFA Peace Prize winner to not start new wars, then WHO can you trust?