if i ate the plums that were in the icebox i wouldn’t tell anyone. fuck you

lol “wildly illegal” never stopped nobody

patriots in control

Dave Roberts is a goddamn genius get at me

Easing the pain of the shutdown so they can maximize the pain on insurance premiums

[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate

I would argue that every single Amish person is autistic.

When the dumper is big #mariners

The only thing I learned from this fucking assholes radical approach is to hire his publicist, who is more powerful than god

Well he sure is good at this one thing

In a surprise move Pope Leo XIV has declared the ninth crusade for Jerusalem

“Nothing is more stunning than having ‘serial child molester’ and ‘speaker of the House’ in the same sentence,” a judge said at the sentencing of former Rep. Dennis Hastert, the longest-ever serving Republican speaker of the House: slate.com/news-and-pol...

Did Morrissey write this ad

if the left had a media apparatus comparable to the right, you wouldn’t need to go hunting for a left Joe Rogan; it would create him

My “I’m not the Gestapo” shirt is raising a lot of questions that my “I’m not the Gestapo” shirt answers.

The only pope(s) from Chicago I recognize open.spotify.com/track/0skxqa...

Evergreen photo

Happy anniversary to all who celebrate youtu.be/ufSQMXLO95w?...

lol this man has never read a book in his life

Post from the future - Congratulations to Judge Matthew Kacsmaryk on becoming the only remaining US District Court judge

Brave president trump is finally building the wonder woman plane, nobody thought he could do it folks

The American people definitely voted to re-litigate whether apartheid was good or not

Make America healthy again!

Swing voters not beating the “dumbest people alive” allegations

All this shit started with the alt right Hitler youth doing the 👌 now they’re leveling up

Short of mass-murdering dictators, I think you would have a hard time finding a more impactfully evil human being than Rupert Murdoch since World War II.

🫡🫡🫡🫡 (Fuck this guy)

Rich dad / poor dad added to the executive council

The beer gods have smiled upon me during my fourth quarter run

ganz as always is very good

Angelyne just drove past me I have been blessed for 2025

Leaving the house to go to a new years event at 1:30pm like a normal person

Reminded of when the Bum Fights guy went on Dr. Phil dressed as Dr. Phil to confront Dr. Phil for his hypocrisy

Saw there’s a new primal scream album out, let’s see what all music has to say…

It truly is the holiday season now that I’ve seen an ad for a Beatles adjacent remaster box set going on sale.

LA department of mental health just an ran ad before the World Series game on the radio 🤔