I watched @lutavia.bsky.social take 15 mins. in Ocarina of Time to figure out you need walk up the hill in Hyrule Castle’s courtyard to avoid the guards. As they were laughing and explaining their logic I replied “It took @snapcube.gay 30 mins. so I’m beginning to see a generational trend here.”

I’m beginning to think football’s never coming home, guys.

We’re playing on NSO and they kept rapidly fire flash-banging us with deku nuts when trying to use the right stick to move the camera. I was 2sec. away at every moment getting my N64 console from upstairs and rewiring our whole living room setup just so they were forced to play with one stick.

me: i must practice the dharma also me:

IMAGINE IF THE FGC HAD THIS MUCH OF A FUCKING BACKBONE TO STOP PARTNERING WITH EVO, SNK, EWC, ETC. IMAGINE THE BETTER FUTURE WE COULD HAVE

“How can you make fun of someone right after they died?” Me:

"executives with no understanding of the industry" seems to be an endemic problem across industries: higher education, medicine, you name it, a bunch of suits with MBAs and unearned arrogance are destroying everything around us, and for some reason, we're supposed to accept that they know best

The only positive to this USMNT result if it holds is we all get to blame Trump again for causing a team on a winning streak to lose.

Every sports outlet should title their recap “Argentina survive Cape Verde” What a classic.

Everyone watching Cape Verde right now

When you send me a challenge, this is who you're sending it to.

thinking about this today!

I wouldn’t be upset with this if publishers weren’t delisting digitally purchased content and game developers weren’t such gobshites at preserving their own games.

Doing some line art tests in prep for the comic. I dunno which brush to use!!

Okay wow. Wasn’t what I was expecting but yeah good. bsky.app/profile/shin...

YAMATO REAL FINALLY

Fuck, Nintendo, if you got anything to say, now’s the time.

Bruh.

If the game doesn’t have a physical piece of media that I stick into my console or personal computer that allows me to execute playing the game, it’s not a physical copy of the game.

“You can’t put the genie back in the bottle.” Yeah you can. You just wish for the genie to back into the bottle. It’s a wish granting genie, you stupid idiot.

Reading articles like this makes me think these people don’t actually have friends.

void stranger really is undertale for psychopaths I think

Learning to read Japanese is so funny when you find out the Japanese names of video game characters. What do you mean this man’s name is “Mark”?

i will say it again: “grieving” a child (in this case a 30-year-old fully grown adult) for being gay/trans because you expected and wanted something different for them is a sign of a bad parent and should be widely regarded as unacceptable

Knicks in 5. You're All Free Now!!!

If Alexi Lalas got strep throat for the rest of the World Cup, everyone would be better off.

Imagine a steering wheel company in front of a judge saying, “Your Honor, we do ask drivers to verify the wheel is turning the tires in the correct direction before every use to ensure it’s not faulty. Also, the Steer Co. machine made the wheel, not Steer Co., so we aren’t liable.”

Not everything is for you. Let people enjoy things and move on.

If you send me a text that was generated by Siri about your party I will block your fucking number. I am your friend. Talk to me like I am your friend.

WOW. Sounds like a really fun race to watch.

Calling it. June 5th, 3:45 PM PST, Tekken 8 passed away.

With Martin Scorsese's 'Absolute Cinema' dead in the water. I propose the superior Willem Defoe alternative.

The cruel thing about getting a bad bout of food poisoning is having to throw out all the food you wanted to eat that went bad while you had food poisoning.

Totally not a tool that will get abused by moderators and staff who have been known to be thin skinned to criticism.

Actual censorship.

The next @theverge.com podcast-within-a-podcast “Brendan Carr Is A Dummy” is gunna be fire.

Been reading more Witch Hat Atelier. I think I’m finding it more enjoyable compared to what’s in my stack now because it stops to explain things in the world even if it’s just for a panel. And I just think that’s neat.

STOP TELLING ME AI IS THE FUTURE OH MY GOD

Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.

hell yeah

adhd is crazy cause you can rot for an entire week and finally on day 7 your third eye opens and all the tasks you were procrastinating on get done in 3 hours

Capcom will literally do everything with Darkstalkers but make a new one.

I wanted to watch The Princess Bride, which I own legit on bluray lol This is why I pirate movies with zero remorse. Why is this even a limitation? What is PlayStation preventing by making sure I cannot switch my PS5 over to another region whenever? 4 remaining changes!? lmao

At a dive bar in Quincy, MA some dude walked up to the counter next to me to tell the bartender “some trans just went into the men’s bathroom.” The two seconds of blank stare by the bartender followed by “why do you care about his piss?” will live rent free in my brain ‘til the worms dig it out.

And no one under the age of 65 watched CBS evening programming again.

Green Yuri is so good, man. Holy shit.

🎵Correaltion is not caus-a-tion 🎶