In 1979, Mattel sold toy Battlestar Galactica fighter ships that fired a tiny spring-loaded "torpedo." One 4-year old choked on it, and the entire line of torpedo toys was recalled and never sold again.

Game: Donkey Kong Jungle Beat (2004, GC) TAS Author: BlunderstabTAS Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oLL...

yup okay so majora's mask is one of the best games ever made

I am going to be a massive humorless asshole about woo-woo shit, no matter how seemingly harmless, for the rest of my life due to this. astrology, homeopathic medicine, etc etc it's all bullshit and it's not fucking harmless. there are people who will die due to this who would have otherwise lived.

Still feel like "Musk and his crew of incels destroyed a bunch of stuff they didn't understand and thereby hastened the deaths of millions of children" did not get the public attention it warranted.

My dog has some bad poops, so here’s a doodle of her clocking into her midnight shift at the soft serve factory. .. I’m very tired.

If I go silent after July 23rd, assume I died from playing Splatoon Raiders for too long like a CSI plot line.

streamers on 4/20: “4.20 STREAM | Every sub=1mg | Lets get to Diamond!!” streamers on 4/21: “We need to talk”

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

Thanks to all who showed up to test/break my stream setup. I missed streaming and yappin' with y'all. Don't think this is going to be on the arcade marque, but I like it enough I wanna finish it on stream at some point.

"Just test it in prod. What's the worst thing that can happen?" Doodling some arcade cabinet artwork while testing what (doesn't) work(s) in my old OBS setup. Come break my stuff. twitch.tv/skulcat

modern day proverbs

honestly every day

Bad look for the Pope telling the White House [checks Commandments] thou shalt not kill.

From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

My hottest “I have no data to back this up” take is that phones aren’t making young people less happy. What’s making them less happy is living in a world where everyone is having their reality defined by recommendation algorithms that can only care about whether something keeps you watching.

Gotta say, it’s really affirming to see someone who covers wearables as their job point this out. www.theverge.com/column/90973...

Reading the patch notes for Guilty Gear Strive 2.0, and it might as well be titled “Y’all forgot there are consequences for your actions.”

I don't think we talk enough about the effect of art on us. I can see one drawing I really really like and I'll be happy for the rest of the day I'm not exaggerating. Your art makes someone feel that way. Your art makes someone happy. Your art helps someone get through the day.

"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was.

BIRTHDAY STREAM Playing some doom and maybe some UNBEATABLE idk www.twitch.tv/woodsy_t

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

bluesky employees: we are vibe coding the entire website using only AI now yeah dude, i can tell

Super Mario Maker CAN CAN 🎵

Name this pack:

"Humanity's next great voyage begins" #Artemis

i want to make art and write stories but i have to create shareholder value

It takes zero energy to leave people alone.

Please enjoy the two minute crucible that is this turtle trying to get on to a log that other turtles are on.

Fun Fact: This was previous implemented in ‘92 and retired in ‘99 due to a 100% false positivity rate at the Atlanta games and “it became increasingly apparent to scientists and athletes alike that determination of sex is derived from far more than our genotype.”

this is like, literally the exact kind of thing that kicked off the revolutionary war. i'm trying to find a way to be goofy and say i'm exaggerating but taxing shipments in order to pay for expensive foreign wars was literally the flashpoint lol

It's never been easier to not support pieces of shit. Does that mean some of the things you like/used to like are on that list? Yeah. I guarantee one 2am caffeine fuelled bender searching the net like you did as a teenager will turn up something better to replace it.

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Tim Sweeney remains a putz. “We need to keep stapling things to the basket holding all our eggs we stuck in it. It’ll be hard, but be inspired by the times we actually reinvented the basket and made it better.” Hoping everyone affected by this incompetence lands on their feet.

That was honestly what I was expecting out of a long term Fujimoto story ending. Thanks for memories, Chainsawman.

I can’t remember a non-sequel video game like Crimson Desert where review scores were so polar and it sold millions of copies. I’m like a moth to a flame on buying it to figure out why.

i do not think these excuses get a pass anymore, and if you're willing to give an inch to this garbage now it says a lot more about where you stand than it does the ppl actually using this stuff

wanted to test exporting video from my Thor, please enjoy the part in SSX 3 where they hide the transition from day to night videogames were so cool man

This is going to be a great copypasta when that heart fully calcifies.

"All of that is in the control ... of the game developer. This is very different than generative AI; it’s content-control generative AI." -- "It's not cancer. It's *colon* cancer." like, bitch, it's still cancer.

Everyone is so focused on the yass face filter and ignoring DLSS 5 just making up how light works. This scene takes place in the early evening on a rainy day between tall, city structures. Why is everything blown out? Where did all the warm streetlight glow go?

So AEW won't book a former champion (who is trans) because they're scared of certain states getting mad at them BUT they'll pay a transphobe to show up on the PPV? Fuck outta here.

He’s such a dummy.

When a federal judge (finally) put ICE officers under oath, they admitted that they are given daily detention quotas and rely heavily on a Palantir-supplied AI tool to select targets, without warrants and without enough evidence to obtain one. They simply go into neighborhoods and round people up.

I cannot emphasize enough that these people are being laid off for failing to do things that are literally impossible

My partner playing Pokopia: “Does this need water?” Please reply with the face you think I made when that question was aimed at a windmill.

Mask-off corporate bootlicking that causes these fucks to junk the most vulnerable members of their audience at the first sign of resistance aside: