My friend Kevin wrote a graphic novel and the Kickstarter is up! He's an incredible person and this story is a labor of love--please share & contribute if you can ❤️ www.kickstarter.com/projects/roc...

Composite sketch of everyone who got online to complain about the halftime show

Breaking: Bradley Cooper appointed mayor of Philadelphia after correctly spelling "Eagles"

Remember that some of these gov programs under threat were developed to replace/emulate programs first put in place by communities. The Black Panthers distributed free school lunches and breakfasts years before districts provided them. If these programs end, we can and must work to fill the gaps.

Had the pleasure of discussing Mulholland Dr. and this book. Check out the full convo next week!

I'm like if a hoopy frood knew where their towel was

Thursday Noods (pho real this time)

The most arduous part of making a new social media account isn't finding everyone you like again, it's finding everyone you want to block again

I had a months-long episode of mania last year. it deprived me of sleep and sanity and left me separated from my family. now i'm medicated and trying to find my next job in a tough market. the search is taking a long time. i'm so grateful for whatever people are able to share to help us out.

this confirms something i have long suspected, which is that certain people are told that their professional and academic failures are because of “affirmative action” or “DEI” as a way to avoid difficult conversations about their mediocrity www.wsj.com/lifestyle/ca...

Would you still love me if I was a spworm?

The opening sequence of Severance is what Ben Wyatt's stop motion movie would have looked like if he stuck with it for another couple of years

The other day my friend said he didn't ever have anxiety until very recently and I've never related to anything less while simultaneously being so happy for and sad for someone Like buddy I'm so glad for you and I'm so sorry that's over

My old air-conditioner's turning on noise sounded exactly like the first three notes of Constant Craving by KD Lang

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

There's a wifi network near me named Mind Goblin so now I have to figure out which neighbor that is so we can he friends

I like to think I've got good judgment, but five minutes ago I saw a post about climate change from a local news station and I clicked on the fucking comments, so

Today's gender

WHALE FACT: All profits are derived from the surplus value of goods and services created and performed by workers. Boss gets a dollar, you get a dime, that's why we sink boats all the damn time. 🐋✨️

Fanta was created so coke could sell soda in nazi Germany around a trade embargo. IBM sold the machines that were used to track and tabulate holocaust victims. Henry Ford inspired Hitler. Big business has always collaborated with fascism. Today's businesses are bastards who are no different.

If you can help directly or share around, please do 🫶🩵

I'm jobless with a family to feed. Bills are coming due constantly, and I'm trying to pay them all on time. Currently I'm $265 short. Seeking any assistance people can provide. buy my music: thiiirdperson.bandcamp.com venmo: thiiirdperson cashapp: $thiiirdperson paypal, kofi: thiiirdperson

Weekends are for laying around

Okay. I'm gonna give the people what they want.

HUZZAH! THE ORCAS HAVE ARRIVED! GO FOLLOW THEM

Seeing a lot of people today post some variation of "TikTok needs to be banned because it's rotted everyone's brains." It's not TikTok. You're uncomfortable with how normal people use the internet — which will always be strange and ugly — and you'll say the same thing about whatever replaces TikTok.

If you don’t have a local library card, it should be your New Year’s resolution to get one. It’s an easy resolution to keep and you’ll actually use it, trust me.

“So, are you really from Hawaii?”

oh thank god. wait

Mutual aid resources for those impacted by the wildfires: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Anita Bryant is dead In related events, sources say a new, public, 24-hour all-gender restroom will be opening soon in Oklahoma

As long as insurance CEOs are on the menu, I have a feeling the people of California may have a few suggestions for any aspiring Adjusters out there

It's probably behind the ketchup

Have major news orgs always anthropomorphized corpses, or is this characterization reserved for dead US presidents

Ghost or cat The show where that noise was weird and you're a little high but maybe you forgot you have a cat for a second

if you comment something like “drumpf” or “elmo” (in relation to elon) on my post i should be able to tase you through the phone

2025 wont be so bad! **Connects to internet** Oh dear god, no, what, no, fuck, fuck

My favorite Seinfeld episode is the one where they're all terrible people whose presence makes everyone else's life worse and Kramer comes into Jerry's apartment all crazy

[inventing crickets] make them love bad jokes

Do people still do intro posts? What do they even call them here? Anywho...I have a film podcast (📎in the bi0), enjoy sci-fi and nonfiction, am a Marxist and have 2 kids. I suppose we'll be seeing each other if these things cross your algorithm.

Gonna need at least 5 months before I'm comfortable seeing 2025 at the end of dates

One of my favorite quotes from the ever-prescient Ursula Leguin in her landmark novel, ‘The Left-Hand of Darkness’.

These teenagers and young men — 95% of whom are Black, Latinx, or Filipino — earn between $2.20 and $4 per hour, plus an additional $1 an hour when they’re actively fighting fires, according to the DJJ. ⤵️

Not here because of zuck, but because I signed away my soul as well as my right to abstain from any newish, popular SM platform when I made my first xanga account in 2002

Are we allowed to post noods here