*uncontrollable weeping*

*screams pitifully like Vader at the end of the prequels*

> omg you guys. was in a meeting with the white witch today and she tried to cite the deep magic to me >wut >I mean >you were LITERALLY THERE when it was written bro

YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.

There’s now a head canon where, after the robbery, a Reservoir Dogs scenario occurs with Nick as Mr. Orange and Clawhauser tied to a chair while Mr. Wolf dances around him with a straight razor.

No no, I’m in now. How do we harvest it? Are we selling it? Is there even a market for it? Will the Tarasks mind? 🤔

Cartoon: Everyone assumed he was the group's bard. "Play us a song!" they'd cry.

BRAIN SPEW "Damnit, Bea," Ava said, holding up her finger, "I'm a shitposter, not a genius." "Hm," Lilith said, " and how many Master's Degrees did you have by age eighteen again?" "Three . . ." the finger swung towards Lilth, "also not the point!" #warriornun

Seen on reddit, noting it here to use in a fic. "both of those kicks had email and in-app notifications, and bro still accept full delivery" Link for context for the curious. www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/...

Relevant to Crossed Paths, this lady breaks down how Corsucant works. Pretty interesting, and if you're into Star Wars, probably worth watching. youtu.be/ndTtiggfVsA?...

Finally figured out why Frances hates Ava in Crossed Paths, and yes, like Frances herself, its judgemental, stupid, and petty.

Oooh kay . . . just got a long wall o' text comment on Crossed Paths in what Google Translate says is Japanese . . . but also the translation is gibberish. I don't know if that's GT's issue or if the commenter was just keysmashing or something, but since they were commenting as a guest, I've

Fuck, the vocalizing (5:55) in this is SO good. SO GOOD! Fuck! www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyUk...

Saturday Night vibe. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfru...

Ha! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Fucking bot. Already reported as spam, no worries. But jeez.

Crossed Paths 16, containing what may very well be the most disgustingly cute thing I will ever write, is now up. You can all be proud of that. archiveofourown.org/works/592186...

And another fic is posted. Happy whatever Holidays you may be celebrating. archiveofourown.org/works/76376311

The reason why older generations burnt the shit out of their meat and boiled the shit out of their vegetables, was your kid died if you didn't. Medium rare steaks and roasted Brussels sprouts are a side effect of an intact food safety infrastructure

New Fic up. May revisit the idea of Naga Ava and Human Beatrice in a different setting at some point - Though technically Blue Halo uses that idea as well - but for now, there's this. archiveofourown.org/works/76322756

Well . . . hell . . . www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Oa...

BRAIN SPEW Sad man, blanket man, sad Sam the comforter man.

Just saw a post where someone pointed out that Jabba the Hutt hits all the points of being a dragon and that the "slug" remark is nothing more than an insult or slur. Yeah, I'd buy that. Hutts are the Star Wars equivalent of Dragons.

If you see this, WE IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

Happy Hogswatch!

Well, yes.

Magical master musing on the matter of machine minds.

There is some kind of more raw energy though. Like most of the absurdity is meh, but now and then it hits something that'd be hard for me to do now.

We're setting up some more SMBC collections, and so I'm going through the ancient stuff. I think this was the first actually funny one.

I remember this as one that people either loved or found baffling

Had a dream last night that was the usual mess, but at the end, I was watching a giant polar bear walk toward me, carrying a volcano like a snailshell on its back. “Welp,” I said to the person next to me, “that’s either a god or a Pokemon.”

So I watched Bleach back when it was a thing, and the only part that's really stuck with me was Hitsuyaga's original Bankai form. Not the character, not the world, JUST the form itself. Recently, I learned that Hitsuyaga traded up to a new improved Bankai form and his old one shed like falling

And THIS is why not all books need to be shelved in YA, people!

AU where Ava has to go through the Drive Through in reverse due to the fact that her car is from overseas. Camila loves it, Lilith thinks she's insane, Beatrice (of course) finds it pragmatic yet impractical.

This is so accurate it causes me mild physical pain.

BRAIN SPEW Ava spun to her right, breaking off the lock with one tentacle, the other tearing the cage door open and grasping the super-rabbit, "Hare Force One, BITCH!" She screamed, and threw the rabbit at the scientist, who let out a startled yelp as he was hit in the face. The rabbit, recognizing

If reincarnation exists I dearly hope to come back as a house cat. The only downside I can see is the necessity of sniffing butts.

Seer of South City Chapter 2 is now up. Put it in your reading list for this Thursday and/or the weekend and enjoy. archiveofourown.org/works/520574...

Seer of South City Chapter 2 is now complete. Tonight I sleep, tomorrow, I edit.

The following link/picture is Beatrice Character-Arc relevant to Seer of South City. That is all. www.heartoftoys.com/gi-joe-uss-f...

this is mesmerizing

Damn right.

Because people keep asking, the Story of The Lizard In That Dude's Leg. Some caveats: 1. This happened more than twenty years ago. There are no pictures. There was a small article in a local paper with, again, no pictures (I'm assuming that's what the producers of 9-1-1: LONE STAR found).

Goat? Goat. AHHHHHHH! www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAtF...

New Crack Pairing Idea: Raven from Teen Titans and Lucio from Overwatch. They wake up in Overwatch verse Vegas married.

BRAIN SPEW (Follow up) "They're very good grilled sandwiches and dick waffles," Camila added. Which was true, but also not the point.