Lets Go #AllWhites!!! Equaliser vs Colombia at 80 minutes. A great game that TVNZ has not shown even on demand 😕

When you bump into your drunk friend

Blowing Bubba

📣 Nyow Zulnd #aotearoa mentioned The secret hideout for billionaires in the latest Simpsons 😂

Goodnight #Aotearoa from 45 South, good luck the grid ⚡

Goodnight #Aotearoa and good luck the grid.

Just been buzzed by the Luftwaffe at few thousand feet. Probably heading north to ChCh? Impressive A400M Atlas transporters I believe in close formation.

The dog knows its next to be lovingly brushed 🔊

This feels like Luxons DJT Oval Office moment. Looking gormless in an expensive cocoon while people are falling down literally and figuratively.

open.substack.com/pub/dandiamo... Here’s a great example of how the social media industry is wired to prefer colourful false information over the mundane truth

I relate

When you're trying really hard to not look guilty for pressing the big red button, just to see what happens #trump

This is hilarious. Daughter 19 walks through the living room casually singing the #mamdani rap. She doesn't follow politics. And we live 14000 km away.

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

He's desperate to give off the Illusion of leadership by making his problems and people disappear!

Eyes ✅ Ears ❌ Legs ❌ Vibrate 🤏

#blackcaps Just blame the fireworks for spooning up 7 practice catches on NZs smallest ground

"7/5ths of NZ economists were right" about the upcoming uptick of the easing trend, the upside of the downturn, and upcoming upward trending indicators, according to NZ economists #nzpol

BREAKING: 😲 Luxon announces plans to send 160000 unemployed youth to golf course landscaping boot camps, paving the way for a golf tour by President Trump. Plans include bulldozing uneconomic areas of National Parks and schools. "We have to move fast while President Trump can still walk" he said.

Simeon might be on to it. TWO can increase revenue attracting medical tourists to the new beautiful "Brown" sheds. Share a good old fashioned nightingale ward with 27 strangers, be looked after by Nurse/Cleaner/Receptionist Mary, after having your face and butt fattened in the latest style. Genius

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Another breakfast with Steve

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📣AI use by medics in the news. My 2c I use daily. Its one tool It doesn't make diagnoses Recording's anonymous and auto deletes. It saves me typing badly for an hour a day. Its inaccurate and I correct EVERYTHING 👎 I don't have to type+chat 👍 I would not pay for it, but free versions are fine. ✌️

Smaug seems to be coming for Canterbury again

Even Central is green and wet after our soakings #spring

Ross, Gretel, and Mr Potatohead. I know.

Friday’s giggle……

BREAKING: areal photograph reveals Donald Trump's new $250M "ballroom" is nearing completion. #Demolition #Ballroom

Kids made grandfather's 81st birthday cake, for Otagos glorious win tomorrow in the NPC final #rugby #otago

Me: Grump hates reality TV Entire Family: CHEERS AND CLAPS FOR TRAITORS #traitors

Thei wante us talkinge alone on our phones to a demon thei created, and not goinge places and being wyth each othir yn art and joy and communitye. Thei want cinemas to shut downe, and broadwaye to go darke. Thei want wryteres to stop writinge. Thei want to sell us hell and have us pay for it.

Good luck Te Waipounamu Its bucketing in Central Otago, which usually means its biblical everywhere else #redwarning

"Good luck trying to silence my wife" 😅

Omg 😂

If you see this, post a chef

Today we are at war. The mighty Thames Valley Swamp Foxes will battle the weak and unworthy "Mid" Canterbury at the cauldron that is the Ashburton Showgrounds, for the Meads Cup. Wife will rue the day she was born in Ashvegas and not forged among the Mighty Coromandels like me. #rugby

Of course women don't like the cybertruck. Women only want one thing My wifes old pink Triumph Herald convertible

People, a picture🤦 Stand in front of gym instructor. Attempt to place black sheer undies on head. That happen to VERY closely resemble my Temu sweatband. So great having grown children doing laundry 😅

God level trolling 😅

My cartoon in today's www.thepress.co.nz/nz-news/3608... The Scream is a metaphor for nature & Munch was the receptor for its pain. Here he is, so overwhelmed he's taking time out of the painting only to find more pain in the news... #NzPol #PoliticalCartoon #ClimateChange #EdvardMunch

Two years since the 2023 election. If you want a really long read, chronologically tracking all the different attacks on nature by the Luxon Govt... well this is it! Luxon’s War on Nature Timeline www.greenpeace.org/aotearoa/sto...

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, & one song you can't stand Mushy Peas Challengers Hey Ya

F*ck you I thought you said "walk"

Proprietor of Midgets shall be my band name. And what my children now call me. Ima getting a T shirt

Well it was hard, but worth it, to sit through 7 hours of Bathurst to watch a Kiwi conquer the mountain. Chur🥝🍾

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D1 traumatised after a go around and 40 minutes of vomit generating turbulence into ZQN just now. In sailor slang it's fresh to frightening