Live shots coming in from #Portland as Trumps Republican Guard arrive to fierce opposition #unipiper

Every new funding announcement is no new funding #nzpol www.nzherald.co.nz/the-listener...

Yes we could, just like I could loudly be proud of tying my own shoes, but I grew up and learned to not sound like the village idiot

We need some good news. Come on #roscoe

In today’s HeraldOnSunday

1 billion NZD. 860000 homes. And we're still burning coal.

You may not find it on the front pages - or even sports pages - of the four big local media companies, but Niamh Fisher-Black won the silver medal in last night’s women’s road race at the world champs in Rwanda. And yes, that’s a big deal.

The Nobel Committee are debating Winstons Nobel Peace Prize

Us looking at Winston tomorrow

The headline should just read NZ Government Fails Palestine. #nzpol

Eroni and Caleb. Amazing

Looks just like Victor Dorobantu 😂

Post a Duo

Desperate bullshit #CodeBrown. Outsourcing because they've run public health into the ground. Comes in the same week Xray requests are being rationed for GPs. This should have been baseline not a mad scramble. We've lost a massive chunk of our skilled workforce. THIS is why people are striking.

Im sorry, but fuck me #Aotearoa. Are the two biggest telcos paying uni students on LSD to make their ads, encouraging talking while driving DUI and gambling.

PSA 🇳🇿 Panadol doesn't cause autism. Ibuprofen causes premature closure of the ductus, fetal pulmonary hypertension, reduced amniotic fluid and generally bad voodoo. Ignore the heroin addict. #Tylenol

What's your sign?

#LiamLawson is a great humble kiwi. "Sorry I couldn't keep up with the good guys out front" Mate you placed ahead of the championship leader and multiple world champions. Kia Kaha Blondini 👍

Late night watching Liam Lawson avoiding the initial chaos in Baku! ✈️🥝

More bullshit from TWO. Completely unacceptable and utter incompetence from Code Brown. Wait times are many, many months for anything but xrray here, and we're told this week even xray requests are now cancelled if not deemed necessary by some back office wonk. They are spiralling.

Pihikete Taniwha 🇳🇿😂

Watch out Springfield he's coming for your giant donut (Bagram AFB was Russian lol)

Dutch late night TV has its take

In today’s Weekend Herald #nzpolitics

The truth is out. Nicola Willis has been using ChatGDP by mistake.

Watching Tinâ on Netflix. So good. 🔟

Why is Sky NZ still broadcasting this shit? They canned RT for obvious reasons. Time to do the same. This might finally make me cancel.

Lets hope Kimmell and Colbert have guest writing and acting slots on South Park now. His tiny brain will explode. Also, bring back Our Cartoon President. 😀

Three Dave Dobbyns plucked from different eras, brought to the distant future to save the world from demons! Singing songs and slaying hellspawns, it's Dave Dobbyn: Demon Hunter! You can also grab a print of this poster here: danielvernon.bigcartel.com

This Government simply doesnt care about health, arts, or peoples welfare. All are simply a budget line to be pruned on the balance sheet. They dont know the value of anything because they are boardroom sycophants. "I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger next poll". SLJ

This will resonate with many. I am sad seeing so many young people feeling they have no other option. Im also sad when they come back after finding the grass is browner in Oz (including one of my own). Leadership matters and the CoC is crushing our spirit, health, and wallets.

Canterbury Legend

An American woman went on vacation to Berlin. While walking through town one night she saw a drunk guy openly taking a leak up against a wall. Disgusted, she said loudly, "Gross!" The man turned and with a proud smile on his face said, "Danke!"

Trump does look...weirdly AI? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vznp...

Saving The Pea from another lonely night. Teens don't bounce apparently and require stretchers when they jump off rocks. Nice night for a drive before the snow returns tomorrow.

I'd give him 500 bucks to say "get your hand off it mate" next time Luxon speaks in the House and put it on a billboard 🤘

When even the official photographer asks, how did I get here? 🧟

Goddam it I've gone healthy and given up red wine. Because I got Baileys for father's day.

Hayfever must have struck during that Pasifika choir singing anthems #allblacks

Train like Fred Flintstone 🍗

Whole episode is perfect. From implied abortion to pedophilia to tariffs to Christianity. It has it all.

A nasal spray reduced the risk of Covid infections in a double blind, placebo controlled randomized trial jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

Just leaving these here for Shane to explain.

Just need the edges now

Told my wife about what's going on and she just said "What if he's just stuck on the roof again?"

*3 days ago a disgruntled ex WH employee launched a massive weight into orbit, reversing a trend of massive failures, deploying "test dummy satellites" into space. 👀