If it walks like a duck and all that...

PSA: Adding "ngl.link" to your list of muted words (in Settings > Moderation > Muted Words & Tags) will hide *most* NGL posts

If this weather could pick one temperature and stick to it that would be great 🙃

Doing anything creative, you are your own worst critic and will see flaws others don't see because you created them and feel responsible for them; but perfection is a direction not a destination, it's something that can never actually be achieved, don't let perfect be the enemy of good

Like "oh you're on a grind to make money out of this because you didn't the first time around"

I feel like there was a tranche of youtubers who made it big when the site had its monetisation peak, who for the most part have all retired or left youtube. A few still hang on but most are now gone, while another tranche seem to have suddenly woken up to the reality of how much they made

how do i explain my humor to people?

This was an interesting way to kill a few hours, it gave me Stanley Parable vibes. I'm not a fan of having achievements that require DLC though, but given the base game is free I can kind of understand why they did that store.steampowered.com/app/3364880/...

When reality is ridiculous, parody becomes redundant

I keep seeing that headline and misreading it as "Coronavirus Death Ball" and thinking wtf

Vibe open.spotify.com/track/2C5l2d... #np

Limit the sale of fireworks to those running local council approved events only. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Another blood test done, more waiting, more time to overthink

I need the ability to turn off reposts on a per-account basis

Political posts in porn accounts on here is like finding a hair in your salad 🤮

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Men

The constellations are probably my least favourite puzzles in A Little To The Left, closely followed by the snowflakes

If you're a chef and you're going to post a close-up of you holding food, make sure your fingernails are clean 🤢

I experimented with a friend's ring light and I don't know how y'all don't go blind staring into those 😵‍💫

The face / The cock

It's a good time to remind you the "Hide post for me" option exists and that it essentially blocks a single post from appearing in your feed

The all-new Solhairo Ice Cream

This might be my new favourite thing www.foodfashionparty.com/2020/03/02/c...

Mini health update: now on waiting lists for referrals to Neurology and the Low Vision Clinic to see if the stomach problems are related to my eyes and my Nystagmus - estimated wait is 6 months 🥴

Hey.

Disclaimer: I don't have a clue when it comes to sports I just liked your pic cause you looked cute in your sportsball kit

That space between were u were and where you're trying to go is so painful sometimes.

Trying to explain to a friend that if you write a letter to Santa in the UK and post it, Royal Mail will send you a reply from Santa but he doesn't believe me 😂

Played the Call of Olympus DLC for Kingdom Two Crowns, couldn't figure out how to unlock Cerberus so thought I'd just come back to it, finished the main campaign then caved in and used the wiki to find out how to unlock it and apparently you can't if you destroyed the portals on the island it's on 🙃

Reskeeting the same 4 posts ad nauseum is a one way ticket to getting blocked

Bendy and the Ink Machine is currently free on Epic Games; Add to cart and checkout before November 6th and it's yours to keep store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/bend...

🖤🧡 Happy Halloween 🎃👻

This is stuck in my head www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jmt...

Better late than never I suppose, also since he's now essentially a private citizen he should stand charge

In stripping Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor of his Prince title, Buckingham Palace adds a sentence in the formal notice saying "Their Majesties wish to make clear that their thoughts & utmost sympathies have been, & will remain with, the victims and survivors of any & all forms of abuse" #Epstein

I deposited cash into my bank account and they credited the account with the wrong amount (more than they were supposed to) - I wonder how long before they realise their mistake 🤔

I hate when delivery drivers go to the wrong address, I don't even have a clue from the photo what house they left it at 😫

A meal is served with drinks and you sit to eat. Do you drink before, during, or after you eat the meal?

It's okay to outgrow people. Sometimes life just takes you in a different direction

Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now? I was 17 when I came out to a few close friends and then 18 when I came out to everyone else; I'm 37 now

Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of

From the sound of the fireworks some people seem to be celebrating Halloween early; our dogs are going bonkers 😖

Has anyone used Loop earplugs? What's been your experience and which ones did you get? I want them for better sleep but £45 is a bit much if they don't actually work

'My Saved Posts' has quickly turned into 'My Wank Bank'