Who wants a throat massage? 😈

I fucking hate when you open a link on your phone and they don't let you use it they just redirect you to their app listing. I'm not installing your crApp fuck off 😡

The “AI” we’re being peddled is really just the infinite monkey writing Shakespeare theorem, but now we’re forced to ask “how much is it going to cost to feed and clean up after that infinite monkey?” And in both cases, the amount of shit being flung is truly staggering.

I struggle with 1200 and then drop off at 1100. 1000 is incomprehensible

‘Kick the ball back over the fence mate’

42.25/50 that was interesting

Help!... It's the Hair Bear Bunch!

Oldest selfie on your phone. 2007 (ish) I was about 19

It has been a long week and I've decided to order Chinese so I can eat my feelings

We Happy Few - there was supposed to be a movie adaptation but that got shelved afaik; it would be better suited to a series, there's a dense story to unpack

Oooh that's my next 4 hours taken care of 🍿 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lpb7...

This is where the gaming industry will end up again, I had this as a kid, these compilation CD-ROMs were so common because the market was so saturated with content, there were maybe 5 games if you were lucky that were actually decent. This will happen again but with AI generated slopware

I'm an unemployed video game designer with 14 years of experience and multiple shipped titles. Every day I get up to apply for jobs and every day the news says this

I saw someone in my timeline with 5 fingers and thought it was AI until I realised it was the design of their mirror. I hate that I have to question reality now 🙃

So many beautiful cocks on the tl today

Rom com - romantic comedy Rom cum - romantic porn?

Mood youtu.be/efjc146v3hA?...

If I were a candy, I’d be these

#fcf #cum better get up and shower

Too Much Girth ? #ThickThursday

A guy way taller than me pinning me down to breed me always drives me crazy @jakeaptonx.bsky.social

What's the most inconsequential thing that annoys you? Like it just doesn't matter but it still irks you? For me it's the fact the official lyric to Human by The Killers is "Are we human or are we dancer?" - not "dancers" or "denser" but just "dancer"

2026 basically

Using a gif, who’s your favorite female game character:

If you see this, post a character that starts with Q

Today is the first day of Ramadan, the first day of Adar, Lunar New Year and Mardi Gras. This means that for one reason or another, the majority of humans on the planet have a reason to eat fried food, and that is beautiful.

Describe your mental health with a GIF

Not even a full day later, got an email saying it's a no. That's two and a half hours of my life I won't get back

looking for an ace and/or alloromantic sensitivity reader to look at an NPC and side quest in a module. it's about 500 words. paid gig to your rates, or would offer labour exchange on copy editing or proofreading. DM me here or on Discord (same handle).

If you see this, post a character that starts with P

Happy New Year 🧧 新年快樂 새해 복 많이 받으세요 あけましておめでとう สวัสดีปีใหม่

It's the Year of The Horse, so if you're hung like one then now's a good time to post pole to celebrate 👀

Happy Lunar New Year! It’s the Year of the Horse! Post a pony to celebrate!! 🐎

“Earth is a pleasure cruise for 1000 people and we're all just the staff.”

A time of 3:05.17 on Stormy Ascent in Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy, that got me the platinum relic

🤣🤣 sound on for this one 🔉

If you see this, post a character that starts with O

TIL that Screwball Scramble has an expansion. I loved that thing as a kid.

⭐ Pass it along, let’s see your pfp in its full-sized glory! ⭐

This

2.5 hours that's gotta be the longest one yet 💀 Find out in a couple of weeks

Accurate 🔗 www.quotev.com/quiz/1234335...

I have an interview in the morning and I have had zero sleep this is going to go well 🙃

Just saw that Xing Zhilei, the Chinese DIY influencer, posted an update on his self-built cat town which went viral last year. youtu.be/i1savUPr-yU

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19. So many memories come flooding back with every track

QTP with a sequel that really hits!

33 short 😭