And neither do I.

Facts.

Oh please, oh please, oh please.

@sbdcmusic.com Virginia is not for the weak. www.29news.com/2025/12/02/r...

Virginia: Because we know how to party! www.29news.com/2025/12/02/r...

This has been evergreen for almost a decade

I didn’t get asked. Because it is. But let’s be honest… the British public also voted for Brexit, so their track record on decisions isn’t exactly filling me with confidence.

Not just DH1 but DH2 as well. Both xmas movies. WTF cares what the limeys think?

@sbdcmusic.com Have a great Thanksgiving with the MAGAs!

@sbdcmusic.com I came back here for the holidays and this place is WORSE than when we left. I trusted you to take care of this!!!

Back in the states for the holidays. Yep. 'murica still sucks. In fact, it is damned worse.

*Stephen Miller in the corner angrily tearing into one of the live chickens he is fed each day.*

Stephen Miller going into the white nationalist reading room only to discover Trump has replaced everything with feminist zines

Stephen Miller watching the Trump-Mamdani presser

Trump is being nicer to Mamdani than Democratic leadership was lol

We live in the most fucking bizarro world ever conceived. I hate this planet.

Donald Trump endorsed Zohran Mamdani more enthusiastically than many mainstream Democrats.

Trump to Mamdani as they part ways: “You could have been my son.” (glances at an angry Vance, then back at Zohran) “But you’re not. Remember that. We’ll do business, but we’re not family.”

Everybody makes fun of weighted blankets until they need to dump a body in a river.

I am this guy.

Yale's Budget Lab estimates Trump's tariffs are costing the average household $1,800 in 2025, so a $2,000 rebate would barely break even. He wants to give the money away before SCOTUS rules his tariffs are unconstitutional. It's all a big distraction. Release the Epstein files.

Tis the season!

I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together

menswear writer here 👋 camo will not hide you inside a gym

Truth Social added AI and it's gone woke as hell 🤣

Regardless of her making Muskrat her twitter bitch, Joyce Carol Oates is still a shitty individual. Carry on.

Like most of us here, I overreacted to last night's "capitulation" by 8 dems voting to open the government. That is not what happened. They voted for debate to meet and hammer out a new bill. Dems can filibuster. They can also change their minds and not vote on a finale bill cloture. Not.Over.

@kaine.senate.gov You completely sold out the nation and the state of Virginia. This will be your last time in office. No one will support you ever again.

And I will keep saying it.

RFK jr ran away so fast I thought the Whitehouse buffet was serving roadkill

@sbdcmusic.com Gosh! Did something happen in Va. this week?

Sean Dunn, 2028!

Subway: Where legends have all the meats! www.bbc.com/news/article...

So Dems won all the Strong Dem (39), Leans Dem (9) and Competitive (10) VA House of Delegates seats; also 6 of the 14 seats that Lean Republican. Amazing. bluevirginia.us/2025/11/poli... h/t @vpapupdates

He held the mustard line and kept the mayo.

Has ANYONE caught on to the fact that Jonathan Greenblatt, is a Mossad agent? Anyone?!?

New Virginia slogan: "Winsome, losesome!"

I will take a turkey with mayo on a sesame seed pun, please.

Zohran Mamdani quoting Mario Cuomo in his acceptance speech is nasty work and I love it. The Sicilian in me bows to his killer instinct.

Laura Loomer is now officially part of the Pentagon press corps. We live in Idiocracy.

Do you think they will all order subs for dinner?