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its throw up on her dick Wednesday

its crazy getting a better job like wdym u arent gonna treat me like im an evil demon and i can use my phone here

nominally i should be on here all the time again since i can tweet at my job due to having a gooder job than before but a part of me wants to start over on a new acct even though i never rlly used this one. idk

i need huger boobs

hey pls help my friend she is very cool

Hey i am trying to gather support for SRS in January! If you could share or help that would be really appreciated www.gofundme.com/f/support-da...

it’s that time of year again

the grungler isn't real

its actually gone too far the grungler must be destroyed

An “egg” isnt a closeted trans person. It’s a person whose transness is undiscovered even to themselves. Saying “I see this sacred and beautiful part of myself in you” is not wrong or bad. Aiding in that discovery is purely good, it is something that I’m grateful for in my own life. It is mercy.

think im finally 27 enough to imprint on major kusanagi

who exactly is it that i have become

gun in mouth voice: happy pride :)

decided im gonna get into sex

This was the funniest thing that's happened in the past few years, right?

puppy gf: wooooof morning, its so early! kitten gf: last night i watched as your drool pooled on and subsequently ruined my gameboy color. ill be requesting $200 from you on venmo as recompense mutt. employed gf: i think tonight im gonna put you both down :)

millennials dont seem to like it when u diss on their nostalgia bait

sleep deprivation doesnt hit quite the same when ur 27

deactivating my cloak (new pfp)

ive always thought trader joe's was a hive of evil but the thought only been more reinforced by working at a non-theme park grocery store.

everyday i go into work my younger coworkers want me to check out some cool video and every time its ai garbage are we all cooked

after a long period of badness i have determined i may post once again

puppy wife: cmon lets go eat some cereal and toast and breakfast :333 employed wife brandishing her new sword: babe shut up about that i spent all the food money on this bitchin sword

bleached dis shit

my programming homework is held together with duct tape and hope today

if u cant understand balatro ur basically done for its the same shit as go fish get real

It’s crazy that I weighed this guys heart and it was way heavier than a feather and people are mad at ME, of all people, for eating his soul

muh partment

im old enough to act like misato now if thats hot for anyone

winning big at jellybean jar soon, stay tuned

my pussy fortnite battle pass

master chief: this is spartan 117 calling unsc command, come in unsc command, mayday mayday foxtrot tango tech: suit stop jacking you off agai- master chief: the suit stopped jacking me off again mayday mayday zero delta one nine-niner i repeat it won't jack me off

Air your grievances!

all im saying is that id propose cannibalism first so i could be in charge of who gets eaten

local woman learns how to do an amazing flip, but then tragically dies in flip related accident.

Happy Patrick Stewart's Scrooge laugh season to everyone who celebrates www.youtube.com/watch?v=vviO...

1, i can also visualize Zach Braff taking a bite out of the apple

i’m deeply embarrassed by this but i’m falling apart because of debt and having to work less this month, and genuinely at a loss trying to figure out how i’m going to feed myself enough while still making rent. if you can help me, v*nmo is vivigutless and so is c*sh*app. i understand if not

getting bottom surgery so the strap fits better

at some point I stopped posting and i dont know how to start again

im withering away

if i was a lowbie pope

desperately trying to reassure my brain that not being well enough to do something doesnt make me a bad person

uncritical support for mean bitches