My painting SOFT SOLACE.

"The Alchemist Who Has Achieved Illumination", a famous historical illustration found within the 18th-century alchemical manuscript known as the Clavis Artis.

Echoes on a Painted Pond By Jeff Stanford, 2026

Sir Pimbulus! Bravest knight of the realm! Mini to be adopted here: www.myminifactory.com/object/3d-pr...

The idea that the only thing that matters is velocity (aka features shipped) versus writing good, maintainable and refactorable code is fundamentally flawed. That kind of mindset is why 95% of software sucks ass now. People only deal with crappy software cus they don’t have a choice.

I miss programming by hand. My day-job is now project-leading something that acts like a know-it-all junior developer on cocaine. Worst part is, that if you look past the obvious security issues it's the most productive I've ever been.

cursing your feed with Blobby heresy~

The Apple Orchard. Kevin Kia

Rare unmedicated 8 hours of sleep. Not sure if I feel amazing or I'm getting sick

Ukrainian artist, Alexandra Velichko

If I got Spider-Man powers I'd probably forget that a spider bit me a few days before. I'd see how good at climbing I'd become and wind up naming myself "Cool Ape" or something

Cage (2020)

Crab (2014) Available as art print: www.inprnt.com/gallery/ryot...

Today I query mogged the data scientist manager by keeping my cortisol levels low and jester maxxing with my deterministic query against an index column

Garnet

Sometimes I wonder how such shitty code gets made into production. Then I see how long it takes for some engineers to build anything. I remember the despair on asking them a fifth time to change something and the apathy towards the end of a project. People who talk of clean code aren't busy enough

Michelle Howell. - Blackbird. #Watercolour

Today's frog is the yellow-spotted tree frog.

Going to call good Friday goon Friday and go all bank holiday

Harry Sutton Palmer (1854-1933) Golden Eve. Watercolour on paper.

First Penguin with googly eyes

Bruno Liljefors (Swedish, 1860–1939) "Cat in the Summer Meadow", 1919. Oil on Canvas, 75.5 × 91 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt #catlover #caturday

Less future, more spring. (2017)

The Weary Death / Tired, Pavel Karlovich Wenig, 1915 #TheVictorianBookoftheDead #AlfredHitchcockDay

Bluebells, Mums & Peonies Kitty - Botanimal Pet Portrait - 2024 [ #art #illustration #botanimals ]

spring ~ 🌱

Bard Knight 02🛡️ ‘Tis a Critical Hit! 🎸

‘Cause he’s my best friend, he’s my pal. He’s my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boyeh

New Mexico

Arthur Wesley Dow Spring Landscape 1892

Fullmetal Alchemist - Brother's Lullaby

Secret Garden of the Countess

Went to see the humboldt penguins today #PenguinLove #PenguinFacts #PenguinConservation

I've been studying snails, these are the species I've discovered so far. #snails #snailart

Walking Penguin #PenguinLove #PenguinFacts #PenguinConservation

Gentoo

"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them" Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.

Ahh, the Mojave. I miss camping in the desert. 10”x10” oil

Penguins are my favorite animal. Look how cuteeee!! #PenguinLove #PenguinFacts #PenguinConservation

punk

Cake and milk from the jug 😬😂 #oilpainting #art

ser miku

Sketched some frogs🐸 Ink + watercolor

the petliner... yay

world sucks but damn I love art

#birdbot

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

The vibes were immaculate 🌊

❤️ #UnicornOverlord