post something random or get fucked (in a good or bad way, up to you <3 )

overheard: "I'm not eating at that Applebee's, it smells like piss."

screaming, crying, throwing up, trying to find a birth control that doesn't make me feel terrible

something about the line "I just got back from Occupy Wall Street" in an improv scene tonight made me laugh so hard I had to tap out of coaching for a moment there

I always feel bad for disliking John Wick but it has painfully bad writing, not even the action sequences and my love for Keanu could get me past it. But I always wonder if I should give the sequels a chance

the algorithm on TikTok has changed and it is baaaaaaad

so many insanely good musicians and bands come out of Philly

"Time is a flat circle" is a horror story in 5 words

this song still gives me chills

this is what my dentist looks like

doing my daily puzzles, brain smooth as hell

don’t despair, gen Alpha will inevitably favor another even more hideous social app that we’ll have to download and acclimate to

I got a message out of the blue from an ex who needed help with something, and I took only the briefest of moments to roll my eyes before setting to the task pretty much means I'm a hero

opening bluesky intending to post a random little thought and immediately seeing a hundred posts about the most recent political horror

the k-drama streaming app is exposing me to conservative leaning ads featuring Dr. Phil, podcast bros using moody filters, and yeungling's weak attempt at competing with Miller High Life

STEREOLAB <3

are my fellow millennials keeping up with community organizing and hobbyist convos moving to discord? I’m now on 3 active pgh servers and just learned about TWENTY other local servers that are open for people to join

“911, what is your emergency?” Hi, it’s me I’m stuck in my sports bra again.

RIP D'Angelo (1974-2025) 🕊️😔

good stuff all around

forgot that Girl So Confusing ft Lorde always has me cackling at ”girl you walk like a bitch” and for real crying by “there’s still a young girl from Essex” like an emotional drop tower

finally something that works

it's important to have an emergency kazoo, especially in the car

there are too many websites trying to trick me into subscriptions for repeat delivery of a product

The use of not-red heart emoji to avoid indicating romantic love is a coward's choice DO YOU LOVE OR NOT ❤️❤️

what I wouldn't give for a daily music service that was as good as RCRD LBL... and wtf getting the free mp3 turned out to be crucial because I can't find these remixes anywhere on streaming apps

manifesting a new album from Chappell with a well-timed release so we can finally have Hot Lesbian Summer

we could unite against evil and take down the regime at 3:30 am, if only people were awake we could do it

I can't believe I'm only just learning about Redwall Feasts Bot -- the number of tiny feasts I've missed out on imagining!

we watch from the back patio as the King and Queen of this Middle Ages murder mystery begin to joust with pool noodles. A voice amongst the onlookers rises up, “what a troubled marriage” as the contenders both get hit in the face with limp foam.

This evening's hot take: Any media reviewer online will tell you "(x) WAS TRASH!!!" vids get way more traffic than "(x) was great!" vids, and since traffic is tied directly to income, the deleterious effects of that simple fact on the media criticism community has been painfully obvious. It sucks.

ep 5 of Cloudward, Ho had me laughing so much I genuinely thought I wasn't going to be able to catch my breath for a minute there omg "I'm a different guy"

I'm really proud of you all for finally making your instagrams private and hiding your venmo transactions, especially given the times, but all of this is making it really hard to social media-stalk my crush

I saw you through the windshield Vibrating as you drove on Penn Ave a Frankenstein road of patches and pot holes

Well well well, Musicals you've done it again. I became yet another unsuspecting patron who went to see something, not realizing it's a musical. And god dammit... I enjoyed it *fumes*

imagine my surprise when I learned that the Zoot Suit Riots were actual attacks on young mexican americans in the 1940s and not just the name of a 90s song

my Dad just said "IM" instead of "DM", blast from the past

PSA: Do not let the Musk and Trump feud distract you from the fact that in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table

Listening to Gin Blossoms, still hits

The most tedious people on earth discovering leftist theory at the same time as the worst people discovered fascism was an ordeal nobody was meant to bear

HBO dropping TLOU episodes at 9 pm on Sundays is so malicious. Ruining everyone's week before it even begins

recovery

finished my first playthrough of Catherine and was kinda disappointed to get the Katherine ending given my attempts to woo Rin

The Pitt dialogue would be killer in a 2000s alt rock song: Lidocaine for the clown More at the door Is this ever going to end

had a dream about Focaccia bread

I need the Dr youtubers to release their reactions of The Pitt faster so I can understand medically what's happening in this show and medically why it keeps making me cry

just realized this scene in Hackers is a proto-Doing The Math gif

the rem trend is real if you believe

im TRYIGN