Hugs to my dev friends affected by the buyout. This sucks.

Hey! Uterus! Why are you like this!!!

Nope, don't like that! www.reuters.com/business/ele...

Today there's one named Jennifer Bloink

A stretch in 4 acts

During my nap, my weather app sent me its first ever push notification: "Possible rain in Vancouver." Aww that's right little buddy, good job.

Dealing with an American employer as a Canadian As soon as I've got my feet back under me I'm so out of there.

Helo mother

Don't try to make generative AI about women's empowerment, jesus christ

I can't explain it, but Tom Waits is Bloodborne but also Monkey Island open.spotify.com/track/18nVec...

ladies if he’s a matador that is a huge red flag

ptsDON'T

I was never under the impression that the large American company I work for ever gave a shit about me, but wow, they really don't give a shit about me

Tried to water the baby asparagus but the spout was blocked so I tried to shove the blockage down into the can but the thing inside shoved back. Computer…enhance. #garden #gardening #oopsfrog

I spy a million ghost peppers

I submitted an online complaint to CBC about this and I think you should too.

There's a woman in this episode of Forensic Files named Connie Pancake. I don't really have a comment I just need everyone to witness this incredible name.

Dutch late night TV has its take

"The USA is approaching authoritarianism" the way a ski jumper going down the hill is approaching a jump. It's not preparatory, it's already happening. "How do we stop it" phew if you can it'll be unprecedented and very dramatic, and it might kill the skier

Sometimes I forget about CCR. Which is awesome, because then I get to remember how much I love CCR.

Australia's influence lingers in me because I thought this was about VLTs

Sometimes you just have to do heavy duty housework and listen to Buck Owens about it, I don't make the rules

While work continues to ignore me, I've harnessed my anxious energy and shampooed the carpets in my bedroom and up the stairs. Haven't had the energy to do that in *mumble mumble*

I hate having something that I need to talk about that I don't WANT to talk about because in order to tell someone about it I'd have to tell them about it and that's such bullshit

Kitty

I am through and through a grounding exercise meditation nature therapy girlie when it comes to anxiety but I think today I'm a buy a bottle of wine girlie. Get tipsy and play Silksong. No thoughts.

Instagram loves to be like People you may know: the man from at least half of your nightmares WHY. NO THANKS.

Anxiety brain desperately wants McDonald's. Anxiety brain will get a glass of water and bedtime.

Trying to calm myself by playing Silksong. I figure maybe I'll burst through the anxiety ceiling and loop back around to chill. Definitely works that way.

Got an email about my job that's either ominous or completely benign depending on how anxious you are. Really hoping it's the latter.

Torn between my love of math and my love of the superior date format, D/M/Y.

Tried out the skate. early access and it's fun! I loved skating games as a kid. Had some very amusing ragdoll moments already.

i respect how every tribute to robert redford is at least a little bit horny

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky

Time to email my MP again, since he apparently needs a regular reminder that this is disgusting.

What's fascinating to about this is like... I don't know a single person who likes website chat bots. Like don't we all just type "representative" and let it connect us to a person because the bot is useless?

Way too many Americans are focused on which team did which terrorism as if knowing the score will fix the on-fire stadium

I cut his nails. This was an egregious error.

My latest gaming snack has been.... plain dry puffed wheat. Eating it like popcorn. I cannot justify this but it's got lots of fiber so that's good?

my fav metroidvania gals #metroid #silksong

me playing silksong: there's gotta be an easier way to do this.... but i'll keep grinding there was, in fact, a much easier way to do it

True crime shows from the 90s are almost calming. They're in 4:3 and the plot is like "person got murdered, there was a suspect, they ran the DNA, suspect went to jail" wow what a wild ride forensic files thank you

Ok it's official. Someone is stealing tomatoes off of my plant. Either that or some animal is selectively picking them at night. What the fuck lol

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

He's just a little guy

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Cheers BBC nice one

Oscar's gonna have SO MUCH catnip I can't wait to get my little bb super high

Don't you all realize what this means? The right will begin a systematic and extralegal oppression of their political enemies and vulnerable populations. This is the first thing I saw on the news after waking up from a 25-year coma.