This was genuinely my favorite moment from the Loons game today, especially the widdle tummy taps Wil gave to Paul Rothrock. #mnufc

“Let’s increase the deficit while also giving Republicans political relief at the same time! I am a Very Smart Democratic Consultant! 🤡 🤡 “ “Sounds great, will do.” Mark Kelly

Liverpool draw against relegation threat Spurs Loons break a club record in the worst possible way This can only get worse if "Sinners" or "OBAA" lose to "Frankenstein" for Best Picture

So... are we trying to bring back the 2017 season as a 10th anniversary thing, or... ? #mnufc

And on the next episode of everyone’s favorite podcast-within-a-podcast “Brendan Carr is a Dummy” @reckless.bsky.social @davidpierce.xyz

On top of the kickass tifo (that I was proud to help hoist today) and the ICE OUT NOW banners on the Apple broadcast, it was cool to see state flag signed by Austin FC fans in the Wonderwall today. We have friends everywhere 💚💙 #mnufc #austinfc

This is going to be amazing, isn’t it?

I was late but finally made my season pledge for United Cards for Good. Thanks to Wil Trapp for already costing me some dough (but for good!) #mnufc

NEW: Reflections on a soccer Saturday, from a state under siege by the FIFA Peace Prize winner. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

This is one of the four online screenings I bought tickets to for Sundance 2026.

Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026

This is wild, because I read 15 books this year and felt like I didn’t read enough.

@loonybinpodcast.bsky.social since Dan is a sicko, Speel is playing in a UEFA Conference League game right now and it might be his last game before he comes back. He’s made some good saves (it’s in Paramount+ right now) oncealoon.com/2025/12/18/w...

This is what I get for being a Liverpool fan who was pretty neutral on TAA leaving for Real Madrid on a free. I am a big ol’ hypocrite because I’m furious.

*vomiting, on my knees*

Well my day is ruined

The Athletic affirming what @brucedunord.bsky.social posted about the new MLS divisions: www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...

This is basically the idea setup. Who’s ready for @mnwonderwall.bsky.social trips to Chicago?

This has to be one of the greatest runs any director has ever experienced.

This is horrible and heartbreaking

My year end Pocket Cast wrap up. Movies, tech, and soccer, checks out Thanks for the good times and desperately needed distraction this year @footballweekly.bsky.social @atp.fm @blankcheck.bsky.social @davechen.bsky.social @jeffcannata.bsky.social @devindra.bsky.social @loonybinpodcast.bsky.social

Genuinely satisfying to watch San Diego crash out like this. Welcome to MLS, boys.

Ordered within two minutes of the stroke of 11 PM. No visit to MOA on Black Friday for this guy now (thank god).

Ronaldo and FIFA “Money PWEEESE”

Sigh. Hell of a record-breaking season in a lot of ways though, and feels far better of a loss than the semifinal last year by a long shot.

You can take Son out of the Spurs, but…

We were busy this morning but hey, we’re home just in time to catch the second half of Liverpool vs Forest, let’s turn on Peacock and take a loo—

Damn, don’t go to /r/minnesotaunited and say that you’re indifferent to cautiously optimistic about the MLS schedule change, it’s a guaranteed downvote and easy way to be told you’re a moron.

Legit helps wrap my head around it (I’m a visual learner)

I think this will end up being a net good and probably end up being just fine, even in Minnesota.

She could not wait to pull her hand away fast enough (and proceeded to wipe it too, don’t blame her)

Love this club and this coaching team has the juice. Dr. Bill needs to give them what they need for the next level.

For the Sickos 😈

For Robin Lod, this is like the Finnish equivalent of an emotional outburst.

IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER MIN 🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🟢🟢 SEA 🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🟢🔴

And my other dream (of a Whoopi Goldberg minifig) also realized.

I’ve dreamed of LEGO Star Trek (and actual LEGO, not other brands) since I was a kid. This will be mine.

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students. Follow AP for live updates.

A month ago Tani was hanging out at the Minnesota State Fair now he’s starting at the Bernabéu against Mbappe and Vini Jr. Just wild.

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!”

The "lung float" test is being used to charge women with murder. Many experts say it's unreliable. “There’s no way you can determine live birth versus stillbirth with this test," said one doctor, who called the test “an outrageous breach of science.” (Pub. Oct. 2023)

The first thing that came to mind reading this was from The Simpsons: “I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!” That episode is 29 years old. 😩

Sometimes it’s just better to actually call someone on the phone.

RFK Jr. is objectively pro-disease, pro-illness and pro-child death.

Give admin an award for this.

Liam dedicated a performance of “Live Forever” to the victims of the mass shooting in Minneapolis that happened two weeks ago. Fookin biblical, man ❤️ www.irishstar.com/culture/ente...