i regret to inform everyone clowning on the atrocious composition here that this is just how college upperclassmen write now. if this were submitted in my class, it would be in the upper 50% of assignments quality-wise

I love whenever articles like this are all “SEE THE UNREASONABLE ANGRY DEMANDS OF THIS SJW TEACHER” and the teacher’s comment are always “please actually cite sources and try not to call your classmates demonic”

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

why are robin hood and the wall street journal advertising on the gay sex app

"hooray, tumblr philosophy isn't dead" wrong. the internet is a series of tubes, which are topologically equivalent to barrels, and if you march an infinite parade of monkeys through a barrel some of them will turn into Diogenes. this is Barrelposting, and it can never die.

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it's really crazy that all the best episodes of tng are legal dramas

oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...

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we don't have enough thinkpieces on how the Labour Party of Starmer is an attempt at radical popularism and has, predictably, resulted in an EXTREMELY unpopular administration

nothing like checking out a really hot guy in the self checkout line at costco and seeing his cart is literally overflowing with toilet paper

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro

this edmund fitzgerald day all i want is someone to split me in half and sink me to the bottom of lake superior

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i would fuck the absolute shit out of a game that is what total war is for tactics or EU4 is for strategy, but for logistics

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just got an email about a postdoc position for a historical linguist with engagement w/ archaeology and generics that just opened up in sweden

i'm absolutely convinced the tiktok tunnel lady is some kind of alien

"It is with a heavy heart I announce the sale of my long term ape, Salazar" is a pretty good first line for a novel.

The wealth disparity in Flavortown is so visceral that it demands to be witnessed. Luxury Guyscrapers right up against flavelas

ALTERNATIVELY: a crusader kings type character-based intrigue game set in a micronesian palace kingdom like nan madol or leluh

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i'm gonna buy back into the market when nvidia hits 50

it's every cop's worst nightmare, detective: a dojo massacre case. you know, I know, every fucker out there with a shuriken knows it was the red dragon clan, but ain't one of them'll testify. maybe the trail's meant to go cold. hell, way i see it, maybe those red dragons did us a favor. fewer ninjas

buddy that's a fiveskin

everything reminds me of him

love the series but it is a touch strange that book of the new sun takes a brief detour midway through the third volume to do a little rocky horror homage

i should get a surgeon general's warning tramp stamp

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there’s something for everyone. frankly there’s too much

Defending humanities leads to bad science

this but for grad school

I’m crying www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

halloween costume is coming along well 👍

creating a geoguesser game called "edinburgh, scotland or honolulu, hawai'i?"

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our country is being destroyed by the dumbest, most cringe motherfuckers to ever slither out of al gore's Internet

accommodation for conferences should work the same way it did for sporting events at university. you and everyone attending from your home institution roll up and just sleep on the floor in one of the organizers living rooms. drunkest girl gets the couch, buy your host a bottle of prosecco as thanks

"hello professor" is bad enough when i get it from my students, but from an actual arm of my university? jail

great for coming up with names for tolkien elves. not so much for actual english words ngl

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i do genuinely think the main factor holding this website back from broader adoption is that everybody here is 35

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one of my favorite little artistic flourishes from star wars: the old republic is that their naming scheme for ancient jedi sticks with the "sanskrit gibberish" model, originally employed by john williams in duel of the fates