Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

Congratulations, you spent millions on a "skip mission" button, or cutscenes

Anger is an emotion

I can guarantee no other film review contains this comparison

i remember when creating CSAM would mean your website was shutdown immediately and people not only wouldn't choose to hang out there but literally couldn't because again it was shutdown immediately

*Whiney Starmer voice* Sadly you must give Bluesky your card details before you can DM & show your knickers to the Knicker Inspectors before you pee because we're protecting women and chiiiiildreeennnn *5 minutes later*

"Except for sites run by Elon Musk"

I'm fairly certain that even if the Greens won 80% of next elections, the news headlines will still be "Reform gain 10%, victory!"

I'd have thought this wouldn't have needed saying; but if you're criticising the underage AI images that are being created on twitter, don't post the image too.

I always knew Morgan Freeman was a slut

Whats the upside of this? What's the positive of being able to get pictures like that?

I'm not sure why tech companies think "If you don't verify your age, random men won't be able to message you" is a good way to get people to want to verify their age

almost like x is a nazi propaganda network.

REMEMBER Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole

A customer today sprayed perfume on my wrist so she could smell it. Isn't it traditional to use your own? She didn't even ask. She just grabbed my wrist and rolled up my sleeve

She could save a bus of kittens, punch out the reincarnation of Oliver Cromwell, and stop world war 3, but I will still see her as the "forest fires are started by Jewish space lasers" woman

@bphillipsonmp.bsky.social is going to destroy the labour party for a generation at least. the actual test was standing up against this conspiracy theory based bigotry and labour have completely failed.

No, you cannot redeem her. The enemy of my enemy is still a loathsome prick

Was such a good performance that my brain stopped going "He looks like Ralf Little" only 10 minutes in

Anything else remarkable about her, mate

"stop calling all right-wingers racist" is a difficult thing to do when everytime someone calls for the extermination of non-whites they're described as "right-wing commentators"

Linehan "I'm not extreme. My beliefs are only what everybody else thinks" Also Linehan "If I can't quote this one website (that doesn't even have a wikipedia page) then my entire argument can't be defended"

"You know when you watch the news and see dictators ordering people to shoot their own citizens? We did that"

Some very me books here

The random capitals annoy me more than they should.

How about if networks are positive but in an overly sarcastic way? "Mr. Trump makes the sun rise every day. He can walk on water but chooses not to. He can make 5 minutes noodles in 2 minutes"

"I would have won if I was better at one of the main things boxers have to be good at"

So if I post them a letter that says "Epstein played bass on early Pantera albums" they'd announce that?

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

What worries me is it's not just "disappointed", it's "disappointed or angry".

I don’t suppose he fancies boxing?

Compare how they report on a Conservative former councillor and an asylum seeker.

Because nothing says "Christmas" like sitting in a field surrounded by daffodils

Not exaggerating by the way, a few days ago I returned someones purse that they dropped, and for an hour afterwards all that was in my head was "You stupid piece of shit. You probably scared her by trying to get her attention. And for what? So you could feel useful. Fuck you"

At the start of the year, I assumed my mental health would improve; then I had someone tell me, "the only reason you are kind is that it makes you feel good, and you're selfish". Totally fucked my brain because now I can't even say "thank you" to someone without my brain calling me a piece of shit

""A spokesperson for Walliams said that he had “never been informed of any allegations raised against him” by HarperCollins."" Did he not see any news articles in the last 12 months?

The number of people in the UK who know who he is is smaller than the number of people who assume he's the same person as Jimmy Fallon

Was Nicki Minaj the one who got confused between chlamydia and vaccine side effects?

How long until somebody in power "accidentally" mixes up white/right during a press conference?

Even drunk, they know the difference between right and wrong

Was it to show off?

The life of a stand up is similar to that of a pro boxer. You'll get chances to punch a Youtuber, but you won't emerge with your dignity intact. Oh, and watch out for Parkinson's.

This but David Walliams

"I'm not going to talk to you anymore" is not treating someone like a doormat. If anything; it's treating them like household waste or a tumour

"This product is great, but I really wish it had AI features" is a sentence that has never been uttered. People don't like it, it's just constantly forced upon everybody, then the fact people are forced to use it is seen as evidence of success

Is that the democracy where choose what M&M to eat where the only difference is the colour and they're all poison?

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

This would be like the NHS posting a pro-doctor message from Harold Shipman

This makes America seem like Dexter; but more annoying