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Katy Perry visited the void of outer space and achieved congruence

thinking of one of abraham lincoln's great quotes this morning: "As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. Whatever differs from this, to the extent of the difference, is no democracy."

Bill Burr is right on track with understanding that Americans need to come together and not be taken advantage of by the elite but he cannot say a sentence without throwing women under the bus 😂

I get in the shower with my bra on I think an above average amount

Locally I’m a one issue voter. No ferrets.

I feel like when I get sick, my body seriously considers dying

Remember how hard everyone was on Kathy Griffen for that photo? But now it’s like let’s remake but with real thing.

Being sick is cool because you get to feel horrible and let everyone down

Sorry those dogs don’t know what they’re saying when they press those buttons

Eating ice cream after dinner is married peoples way of having sex

Dang we gotta riot like soon

The void is getting even voidier

Believe me when I say the music playing from this airport Wolfgang pucks is not good

Do you understand how smug I am when the general security line is much shorter than the precheck?

This app is less dorky than threads I feel

One upside is nobody is saying feminazi anymore

And it looks like it’s official. Trump is ignoring court orders. The rubicon has been crossed.

I wish someone was around to hear my fart. It was so long and slow. Hilarious. Smells bad though.

Someone who worked with J-Lo just told me she was really nice! Let’s keep Bluesky as a positive space for J-Lo please 🙏

As someone who has spent considerable time concerned for the wellbeing of bad men… Is Drake okay?

Are the people that said that organizing a revolution would be easier under Trump than Kamala doing that?

I just woke up from a dream that I lost my phone. I didn’t actually.

Come visit me at work today if you want to see how good I am at customer service while PMSing

Look at us solving the equation of how much to know and be involved without wanting to lay down in a bog

Great James Baldwin quote

The void is getting even voidier