America: Release the Epstein files Trump: Tylenol

40 year old poet printing out work resumes at the public library who am I Charles Bukowski?

Work life #remotejob #workfromhome #techjob #capitalism

Strongly worded statements are the Democratic politician’s version of “thoughts and prayers”

I’m convinced Andrew Cuomo doesn’t want to run for mayor again but his moneyed handlers are making him engage in a humiliation ritual for failing them against a candidate who might actually help people

This is barbarism

Its not even the bread and circus anymore the big beautiful bill ate up the last of the crumbs its just a circus now starring the worst entertainers the members of the ruling class themselves

Why don’t these politicians on the Epstein list just release the Epstein list

Instagram should have a feature where if a mutual hasn’t liked one of your posts/stories in five years it automatically unfollows them

“‘(Katz) laid out an operational plan for a crime against humanity. It is nothing less than that,’ Sfard said.” www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...

I’m in a coffee shop with no restroom which feels like a blatant violation of the Geneva Convention

4th of July is just Pride for republicans

Cuomo to his billionaires handlers and blackmailers who forced him to run: ok I lost can I please fade back into the dark recesses of history now?

I wish this summer was shaping up to be a little more Barbie and a lot less Oppenheimer

I wish this summer was shaping up to be a little more Barbie and a lot less Oppenheimer

The United States is just a child actor who got famous at way too young of an age and learned all the wrong lessons from its success and now we are witnessing the bottoming out

The United States is just a child actor

Morrissey named his autobiography Autobiography

Marines being sent to police the streets of L.A. for a U.S. government that has left so many of them living on those very streets once they’re done with them

I don’t miss Twitter I miss being young and wasting my youth on Twitter

So many liberals are one stock market crash away from becoming progressives

If you leave a comment under a popular video but no one engages with it is that the internet equivalent of muttering something under your breath on the bus

Bad sandwiches and propaganda films sounds like theyre making Greta go on birthright

Love your children or they might grow up to become ICE agents

My only problem with this app is I’m not unhealthily addicted to it

If seeing a Waymo tagged and on fire upsets you more than a teenager ripped out of his high school graduation by ICE your mind is no longer your own

L.A. Doesn’t Play

Stand up comedy is hard but its easy compared to promoting stand up comedy shows

Not to brag but someone in Estonia bought my new poetry book and gave it 3 out of 5 stars on goodreads

Joshua Turek @joshuaturek.bsky.social

It’s Free Palestine or I can’t be your friend

Nathan Fielder is like Miranda July’s evil twin of whimsy

Re Elon Musk’s drug use

I love how when a friend says they once met a celebrity the first thing we usually ask is “are they nice?” because really that’s the most important thing about a person to us

We take photos at our grandparents funerals so that one day we’ll have photos of us at our own

Wanna feel old? Judd Apatow made this movie 13 years ago and now you’re the one who’s 40

Your ex may have gaslighted you but he wasn’t as bad as the New York Times spending 18 months pretending to be journalists while denying a genocide

Where’s the New York Times article?

Sex shops have plenty of toys and lingerie but what they really need are flowers

A lot of people I know are leaving their jobs and “pivoting to ai” which js just another way of saying these student loans arent going to pay themselves

I’m generalizing here but I wish we had wise elders instead of selfish boomers :(

Chillin in Tucson

The Lakota word for child translates to “sacred being” any nation that bombs and starves children has lost all connection with the sacred and is spiritually destitute

I bet Fleetwood Mac stayed together through all that interpersonal romantic dysfunction because playing music that good felt like being on heroin

Sometimes I question if $20 is a fair price for my signed poetry book then remember I was paying that much 30 years ago for a cd with one good song on it

No one showed up to my poetry book release party I’m not gonna lie I was discouraged af being an author is a real rollercoaster

Not a single person showed up to my poetry book release party 1/4

I went along with it when my bank asked "What's your most shameful memory" for my secret question, but I forgot my password and they won't let me reset it without also resetting my secret question, which MUST USE ONE NUMERAL, ONE SPECIAL CHARACTER, AND BE AT LEAST AS SHAMEFUL AS PREVIOUS ANSWER.

Catch me on my comedy tour this summer maybe?