i miss the spirit of debate I had when i was younger but the world feels unchangeable so i just focus on changing myself instead

i never did the top 10 baddies thing in high school unless a girl was near me in which case id yell as loud as possible while slamming both fists on the table "ALL WOMEN ARE BADDIES I AM A FEMINIST?!!!"

me and my girl noticed u across the bar and think you're unapproachable and socially stunted want to listen to us ramble on about meaningless bullshit?

life if ash trays made the cigarette holders slightly longer

there's creative perverts and normie perverts. both of them are necessary for the perveet ecosystem but only one has the spark of creation

ive been pouring nothing but mountain dew baja blast on my garden but now the insects are forming a mob on a tomato plant

installing a crystal ball in my new pussy so my fucker receives mysterious fortunes

smoking the shit that made George Wash

shoot straight blanks on her bed sheets while she was at work and said it was an interpretative art piece

once u hit ur 20s randomly a switch flips that makes you lock the fuck in. sometimes it doesn't though and you become immortalized as your 16 year old self

[looking at a spray painted dick on the side of a Krogers] banksy…. you’ve done it again

I am unkown and terrifying

i didn't call them rooty tooty frrsh and fruity at IHOP and they poured scalding hot coffee on my penis

[trying not to sound hungry voice] so uh do you like come to this empty forest alone often hahaha

mqgical boymoder beans that take HRT and the bean stalk has lots of flowers and is slaying yas!

my body is a temple, but one of the monks died and i can't find him and it's starting to smell

U Guys Mind If I Fujo Out Crazy Styles 👩‍🌾

i have to get more muscular and squash a watermelon with my thighs

had another insane dream where a woman breastfeeds me while growing a nipple on her chest while I epilate her chest sloppily and then i demateralize award

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Earth-Shattering Double Blowjob

The Cure were absolutely spellbinding, from beginning to end. I sang myself hoarse, and Dad-danced all night.

they say that when you die

in my dreams i see it, violent hills buddy it's not called that u just dont get it do you :/

bro... all my friends are plapbait take it slow...

i asked chatgpt to invent a new kind of juice for me and its really good

we come into this world and we leave it the exact same way: locked tf in

showing my dying wife my op.gg one last time

got charged with contempt of court or whatever for drawing the rapist (not charged) as a soyjak. the fuck i thought we hated this guy?

i dont rly want HRT to give me big boobs i want to sing to the birds and have deers and woodland creatures charge into battle on my command

sending a picture of two bunnies with the caption "is this us" is getting munted next patch

AHHH WHERE AM I. GET THEM OFF ME. I DIDNT DO IT. I DONT HAVE THE CODE. ITS WITH THE RUSSIANS AAAACKKKKK

ppl laughed at the harley quinn fart comic but if that was an armpit scratch and sniff it would have sold googillions

nobody actually likes it when you're clueless unless you have a feminine voice. they just call you a retard or at best put a clown outfit on you

i dont write consistently because i need my art to be good and if it isnt up to standards i cant reach yet i get imposter syndrome and give up

i am a terrifying unknown person

dumping a bucket of live crabs on the opp

its the stanford prison experiment bro didnt you read the privacy policy turdball

setting up fake speed limit signs around my neighborhood and seeing who dies first

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i dont think i know what sex is anymore. a stripper got on my lap and i got scared and ask her where she lost her clothes

you haven't lived unless you've done jerk off competitions with your homies

just called my therapist trifling and she smacked my face with a fidget cube

the only ao3 im familiar is my homie hitting a "ayy oooh hit that 3" but i do not hit the three because i am a bad player

i lost all my limbs and dignity and all i got was this shitty medal of honor award

If the goose does not feel valued it will leave

making this my motivation

Full Scale Slopaloid Teto

sometimes a guy is a woman. or vice versa. or both. or neither