It’s that day again

Nobody on this call has ever heard the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald I’m gonna die

watching bo bichette, smiling thru it all, i'm never gonna die

Toronto being beaten by Toronto? I’ve been here before

Please I’m begging

So ash and I have a summoning circle for @turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy (it’s just a wheel of baked Brie)

Up 3-2 heading into game 6…safe to say it’s gone well for the Jays in the past 🏆 Will they do it again this year? 🤔

At least Yamamoto can only start once

“This bolter costs $200 000 to fire for 12 seconds”

why is john cena cosplaying as rob cesternino

to my absolute and somehow genuine surprise, I, the dude who talks a whole lot about having a laundry list of fucked up shit happen to him, from the cradle to now, have been diagnosed with complex ptsd. somehow I'm genuinely shocked

I’m seeing double here, four Domis !

Alaska running to the auto feeder

Group screaming at the sky begins at 6:00, in case you didn’t get the updated calendar invite

Sheldon Dries? I didn’t even know Sheldon was wet!

Dune is actually a story about forced fremenization

you ever heard about accidentally becoming important at work? I accidentally told a story during the ghost hunter episode that's filming tonight on the boat and they're rerouting the episode narrative to talk about my silly story

It gets even crazier

its probably a bad sign wrt global warming that the Canadian government is prioritizing upgrading the largest port on Hudson Bay (a bay that previously iced completely over in the winter)

Do you ever watch HBO’s Chernobyl and just marvel at how well that show was written and acted

The Sens (who managed to lose a first round series to the Meme Team, as they always do) are doing an empty net slapper bobble giveaway. That’s beyond little brother

hearing that Ash and I inspired two famous people to get engaged this week,

Can’t stop thinking “Ash is my fiancée and I’m her fiancé” and smiling, never beating the secret soft boy allegations

:)

to the surprise of literally nobody, i've just been diagnosed with ADHD. if only I'd had this diagnosis at age 9 when I was tested the first time, but mama raised a boy that masked all his problems

🎶🎶 Deadhead sticker on a cybertruck 🎶 🎶

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I think my biggest hurdle mentally is that I frequently have days where I feel all my problems could be solved by me not existing.

Would you believe me if I told you that this lengthy Athletic interview with Mikel Arteta, held under the auspices of becoming a global ambassador for Under Armour, contains not a single question and answer on Thomas Partey? bsky.app/profile/thea...

You never know when you’ll look over and just see Alaska staring at you like

Farthest I’ve been N: London, UK E: Amiens, France S: Dunedin, FL W: Ann Arbor, MI (LOL)

Do I need to know dicks a-v to understand w dicks

“We are the Lion’s judgement made manifest.” #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer40k

happy thursday enjoy jinkx monsoon dragging jk rowling to the depths of hell and back

Cancelling my psych appointment because my flakey staff person flaked on me, which is just ironic

Only ever had c and f honestly - not because I’m a snob, but my folks never bought them growing up.

Did some painting #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k

Quite literally having the worst day of my professional career. I don’t know how I’m going to face the next couple of days

The Leafs now have two Dakotas. One’s a forward, the other a defenceman. A North Dakota and a South Dakota, if you will.

get a job

as someone who manages zoomers, nothing drives me batty more than the gen z stare that gets delivered in customer service. simply try? put in the smallest bit of effort? I get that you probably are dying inside but so are the rest of us, lets get on with and at least try and have a nice day

Happy birthday to non-binary people

MM choking in the clutch when Toronto calls on him, eh