Car Sims will be hosted this evening by Jimmy Carr. Please enjoy this edition of Carr Sims. https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

Quentin Tarantino Steps on Lego Piece, Orgasms hard-drive.net/quentin-tara...

One of possibly SEVERAL bonus streams this week, we're playing XCOM and Sudo is already over my shoulder wanting treats https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

🎶 All I want for Christmas is me little Armalite

Ted Leo AND the Pharmacists? Our cup runneth over!

He's a Dale hunter, he exclusively hunts Dales

having a delayed reaction to being mad at the Old Navy "Bust a Tunic" commercial, like goddamn, spend a LITTLE more time on a premise for an ad campaign

hmm these Canada Olympics commercials trying to inspire us with stories of athletes' success have yet to mention the guy with the lucrative drug smuggling ring

It's Sudo's birthday and it's Car Sims time, and that's the only thing going on this weekend, right? https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

This is a real low point for FIFA, and that's fucking saying something

"put your hands together fo- hey what the fuck are you doing?! I said put them together, what's this clapping horseshit?!"

sudo be hackin #dogsofmastodon

Hey folks, my sister's vet bills for her cat a while back were pretty dang big and she could use some support. Please consider chipping in a buck or two or buying some merch at https://ko-fi.com/rollinrabbit #catsofmastodon

it's an XCOM bonus stream! a bunch of the world is pretty upset with me! they have a point! https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

wedding is off until my fiancée authenticates with her yubikey

been trying to workshop a joke about being "the undisputed king of going to the bathroom" and it's not going well

Health Concerns Grow After Professor Oak Forgets Grandson’s Name Again hard-drive.net/health-conce...

one more season left to win the Constructors, it's Last Call, baby https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

feels a bit pricey for used coffee

me, AND you, _AND_ Zoboomafoo? Our cup runneth over!

RE: https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1993757311869870410 Blaisvers

happy "christian horner isn't going to be team principal for aston martin" day

A grown ass-man? Nah pretty sure I was born, not grown

we're entering the final third of the season before a big regulation change MAY finally result in Kilkenny Racing winning trophies! oowahahaha! https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

just taking a moment to smile because GameFAQs still exists

Ironically, all these lockups and flat-spotting may help rubber in the track #lasvegasgp #formula1

a bonus stream? yes! of F1 Manager? no! It's XCOM time, baby! https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

pretty concerned with the amount of macro-plastics in my body (I eat one green and one tan Army Man a day)

I have never been more dunked on #dogsonmastodon

RE: https://flipboard.com/@rollingstone/tv-movies-obm3v418z/-/a-KVvipi5MQCezlhVdBx40Cg%3Aa%3A3199477-%2F0 "people are so divided" is an incredible way to spin "no-one finds me funny"

I'm sure people will do something about the inherent danger of centralizing lots of the Internet's infrastructure with a handful of corporations after THIS gigantic outage

Slept like a baby if a baby had nothing important to do the following morning and had depression

"talk less" okay you first, John, jeez https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

the news is wild when "Putin Stooge Fred Durst" doesn't even have me batting an eye https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/limp-bizkit-estonia-concert-canceled-fred-durst-russia-1235465256/

Earlier today I watched a video about Iran's water crisis and it made me want to play a game about beavers. Don't think too hard about it. https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

no no, you misunderstand. I have a bad ass. It is not a very good ass.

work emails from vendors asking "are you seeing T-Pain and Diplo at re:Invent?" may as well say "are you borping mumpis at the ass palace?!"

Commentator: it's a breakaway, they're all alone! *a single tear runs down the player's face"

Did controller design peak with the Xbox 360? I haven't had a new PlayStation in forever so I can't speak for them, but it really does seem like we've agreed that colouring outside the lines doesn't work anymore.

Hogarth's vet bills have been pretty intense so far. I haven't set anything specific up, but if anyone wants and is able to help out, I do have a kofi: ko-fi.com/rollinrabbit

I think Crusader Kings may be to strategy games what Wrestling Empire is to wrestling games: a hilarious tragedy generator

ACAB includes the TARDIS

telegram ad: make your own AI crush! no, no, you misunderstand. i want to crush AI

It's time to go racing at Suzuka, and I'm upset I don't have any Sapporo handy https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

It's here -- SPARKLEVERSE sketch collection #1 Currently all proceeds go to my cat's vet bills. Thank you ❤️ ko-fi.com/s/ce9ab70eec

Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”

*Space Marine vox voice* fuckin right it isn't

like they -can’t have it both ways-. Either AI is the new world changing tech hype, or it’s just been 20 year old technology with an improved UI and slightly better natural language processing.

already ruined No Nut November by eating some trail mix

Broken bat, broken heart. Damn. #wantitall