Season 10, Episode 6: D'oh-in' in the Wind #simpsons #thesimpsons #s10e06 #cartoon #frinkiac

Season 9, Episode 25: Natural Born Kissers #simpsons #thesimpsons #s09e25 #cartoon #frinkiac

IP67? I hardly understand IPv6!

A Eustaquio winner is just below an Osorio winner in terms of "legendary midfielder shit" but I'll take it

I got a Switch 2 like 2 hours ago, how long can I play XCOM before I heed its siren call and am dashed upon the rocks https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

The absolute fucken Toronto Marlies, baby

it's like the World Cup except every country is terrified https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

any time they zoom in on someone in the crowd in USA kit it's a game of "celebrity I'm unaware of or member of Trump's cabinet?"

RE: https://flipboard.com/@associatedpress/entertainment-qju7ofhsz/-/a-Z4UnHYAYTtqJkZ1HNHwhPA%3Aa%3A3199720-%2F0 Oh so he stole from a whole-ass country too, not just comedians?

Canadians, make your voice heard that a Hockey Night in Canada behind a paywall is no Hockey Night in Canada at all […]

Ghana vs. Panama tomorrow. Loser surrenders their "ana" to the other team

Sportsnet taking over broadcasting (I'd argue it's narrowcasting since I don't have cable) Hockey Night in Canada from CBC is such a disappointment. Being able to watch hockey on Saturdays and during the playoffs over the air for free with no lag and great quality was so good, and now my […]

new windows feature will just shoot you in the left shoulder

wow only a 53 year title drought huh, must be nice

let's just hope I can get away with a draw against the aliens too https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

ref lookin' like Lobot

currently on hold with a client's IT department and the music is a soft piano rendition of Imagine Dragons' "Thunder" and I hope they don't pick up while I'm laughing

Stan Bowman? I don't even know the guy!

obviously the greatest sin in this whole Lego thing is that AI slop sign

Lester be piercin'!

🎶 we don't like, we don't like, we don't liiiiike, CHICANE 🎶 It's Car Sins time with the new F1 26 cars. Pray for me. https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

You can criticize the modern-day Monaco Grand Prix for a lot of reasons, but today you sure as hell can't call it boring #MonacoGP #formula1

I was going to say this XCOM run has been going suspiciously well, and then I remembered how many of our guys died last stream https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

*to the tune of California Dreamin'* 🎶 trampoline kids screamin' 🎶

Mac Tonight? Nah I'm busy

Fallout 76 Trombones

it's too hot out, it's better to watch limited to moderate success repelling an alien invasion https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

Apologies to those with the name, but any time I see "Claude" in a CC list on a work email it's a jump-scare

brick by brick we'll build this house of gucci

a bonus stream? yes, you are allowed to have them until Bill C-22 takes them away! Fight back! https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

My dark horse pick from my stream on Friday wins the Indy 500 by a NOSE! FELIX ROSENQVIST!

IndyCar's deep horniness for The Troops and Jesus is probably what's keeping it held back from being more of an international phenomenon. Makes me uncomfortable as a friggin' CANADIAN, anyway. It's incredible racing but it gets broken up by commercials every 10 minutes.

Friday snuck up on me, let's hope aliens don't do the same thing https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

Nailing the crossword right off the hop

RE: https://flipboard.com/@cbcnews/world-mu65cd2uz/-/a-rNEgEERiSPqzmzzsTH5PZA%3Aa%3A107108217-%2F0 I guess her (tax) slips don't lie

XCOM? Yes. With a new intro I spent upwards of a couple of hours on? Also yes! https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

RE: https://mstdn.social/@ComicContext/116567980239156364 Getting a new job after leaving a company that leaned into AI horseshit:

[nonsense] Sweet Rabies Bay BBQ sauce

clean slate with a new XCOM run, unblemished by previous horrifying mistakes, and I am unburdened from some of my hair, let's do this https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

Sudo's got the right idea today #dogsofmastodon

Sebulba will be investigated after the race for breaking Parc Ferme by touching Anakin Skywalker's podracer

the writers of sports headlines probably need to stay away from saying teams "topped" or "edged" another Or just lean the hell into it

Johnny Knoxville: *crouched in a bush outside the Food Network studios with a baseball bat* Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Beat Bobby Flay

it being May Day doesn't sound like a good sign for Big Sky https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

a weekday stream? of XCOM? you too could experience such wonders https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

a Pastrnak OT winner while Bruins war crimes are ignored by the refs is something Leafs and Sabres fans can bond over now

how are you and yours celebrating chevrolet fuck month

aliens and ales in me, what could be better? https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

really considerate of Voila to pre-crack some eggs for me, saved me a few seconds of work and deciding on what to make for dinner