die ratten galoppieren durch den park, es wird frühling

wenn ich einen dressierten waschbären hätte würde ich ihn fragen ob er mit mir knie tauschen mag

schnabelberts wiederkehr hat leider nicht zur wunderheilung meiner knie geführt =(

SCHNABELBERT IST ZURÜCK!!!

okay leute winter ist vorbei

Three more #kakapo nests found on Pukenui/Anchor Island yesterday. Here's Konini with her two eggs. We have found nests for 26 out of the 36 adult females on the island, with more to come in the next few days. It's a big year! #conservation #kakapo2026 A

"I was told you're a monster," the hero said. "So they say," said the monster. "But you're beautiful!" "Thank you." "Have you always been a monster?" "Heh. I was a young maiden. But I did something forbidden." "And became a monster?" "Got named a monster." "What did you do?" "I hit back."

babe wake up, they’re still endorsing pedophilia on the pedophilia app

seit es endlich lychee saft gibt ist mein leben 7,2% besser

schnee der auf enten fällt

As it turns out, Alex Pretti was murdered by two guys named Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez. Don't go near identitarian liberals today, or you might get splattered when their heads explode.

Good morning

Happy birthday Tula-Tu! This petite party pachyderm is 1 today 💖

die kanadagänse trompeten, es wird frühling

wo schnabelbert? 🥹

Created by Heather crawford

Will eigentlich nur essen, schlafen und bisschen Ärger machen, wie so ein Waschbär.

Warhol für Arme.

Mal bist du das Brot und mal die Ente

Thank God this year is almost over.

blattmandarinen sind so ein scam

Tonight's goose sunset, for all who want it. 🪶

es wäre so cool wenn körper auch noch zu was anderem taugen würden als zum schmerzen haben

Sleepy albino Squirrel of the Day for January 27, 2026 #sqrlpix

Here are some of the very finest otter snoots to brighten your day.

dass die reiher ankündigungslos durch kormorane ersetzt wurden erscheint mir kein gutes zeichen zu sein

It’s not a block, it’s the end of this journey together

Getting ready for the week ahead...

ne packung toffifee gefressen und mein bein tut immer noch weh was soll das

Her: You forgot our anniversary again. Him (a goldfish): Brenda, you knew what I was when you married me.

ganze woche ohne schnabelbert und schon wieder krank ich erkenne da ein muster

Bluesky has banned the information and documentation office for Kurdish women’s rights and abuses across Kurdistan, in the midst of attacks on the Kurdish community in Rojava.

tassenpudding löffeln, an dressierte waschbären denken

Initial report is that two observers got into a shoving match with eight agents, one observer was wrestled to the ground, and then an ICE agent pulled out a sidearm and shot the man on the ground five times.

You Know When Something Just Clicks*

first painting of 2026 with the energy i’m bringing into the year so far. things are pretty tough and i’m making a point of finding joy anywhere and everywhere i can #art

Yay, Frühling.

There will be Fish Sometimes #photography #naturephotography #heron #poetry #worte

mhm kaffe

Larry Bushart was a canary in a coalmine. Know that you do not have to answer these people's questions or let them into your house without a warrant signed by a judge. www.alternet.org/trump-secret...

This is what you do when you’re running death camps

warum zahnschmerzen

I wrote about how concentration camp regimes evolve and why it's not too late to stop this, even though we are deep in it now.

wohnwagenvermissungsskeet (bis auf die temperatur)