This is the kind of shit @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social should be saying/posting.

I can't with him anymore

Why are we still acting like his social media posts are edicts?

For context, they looked at who was voting on campuses, and who was voting on Sunday (Hint: it wasn't Republicans) and then decided to do away with campus voting sites and Sunday voting. Voter suppression but make it sneak-attack-style.

Rename it Department of Pete Hegseth Is A Knob

So are we boycotting Tylenol until the shareholders of McNeil tell him to fuck off to the sun, or nah?

Two guesses, two days in a row. Brb, going to buy a lotto ticket Wordle 1,560 2/6* ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I love these candles (and supporting small business!) so very much

I think his account was hacked lol

It's the little victories that keep me going Wordle 1,559 2/6* 🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Thinking of the Martha Stewart doc today for no particular reason:

I'm still annoyed that he made himself the center of Quinta Brunson's Emmy win a few years ago. Yet, I am glad the people who make the show run -- whose names we don't know -- continue to receive their paychecks.

This is good news

This can only mean he does a Bugs Bunny impression, throws a red blanket over her, then runs away

There are plenty of books at your local libraries and bookstores to read and learn about autism that do not focus on Tylenol. Best of all, more and more books are being written and illustrated. More and are being published! 📚 😊 Here are a few:

Grifting Everything Everywhere All At Fucking Once

I'm really proud of this idea #rapture

Hear me out: Lets all go dark tomorrow, no posting on socials, don't answer email, nothing. Let them think we're the ones that got the #Rapture

Me, on repeat until my voice is raspy: "Correlation, not Causation."

Every time I go to a game, I want to get season tickets (even though they lost tonight) #Canes

It's not the greatest quality photo but it's kinda cool 😂🏒🥅 #Canes

Usually Aaron's posts are depressing but this is fucking comedy (would be more funny if it weren't actually happening)

As if the orange dispshit has any idea what or when or who in relation to his kids and their vax schedules. Common sense? PUHfuckingLEEZ you don't have any of that.

Autism predates Tylenol. I really hope someone hits home that point

I'm worried about *my* mental state right now, tbh (Not really, I'm drinking grocery store Pinot from a highball glass, my mental state is a problem for tomorrow.)

Do they think that autism has only existed since 1950?

He just told the entire populace to not take Tylenol and now we wait for McNeil lawyers to file the lawsuit

Trump is aggressively ignorant. He does not learn, actively resists it, and has surrounded himself with people who enable his stupidity.

Brought 2 of my @pwhlfrost.bsky.social tshirts with me to Raleigh. I'll be sporting one at the #Canes game tonight!

This is exactly it

Retail therapy takes all forms. Usually, I'm frugal. However: I splurged on an upcoming trip to NYC and tickets to #WaitingForGodot because the world is burning and I need to soak it all in before it's a pile of ashes. www.npr.org/2025/09/17/n...

Yesterday, for what feels like the 6 gazillionth time in the past decade, I said this quote.

RFK is a menace

They're gonna need Tylenol for the headache this will bring. I just love to see them do dumb shit.

The "yet" implies they're keeping on keeping on with concocting narratives and seeing if anything sticks

Watching #Invasion on Apple+ and let me tell you something. When it switches to an outside shot and the location says something like: "Base camp, Boise, Idaho, Former United States" it's more unsettling than the alien-dog-things-killing-people scenes.

My husband tossed the mail on the table yesterday and NEGLECTED TO TELL ME MY BOOK ARRIVED #TheDoubleTax I could have been reading today! (not really, I had things to do, but I could have started it last night!!)

@infinitescream.bsky.social are you celebrating talk like a pirate day?

Meanwhile, in the United States, white men with chlamydia-induced brain damage are taking vaccines away from humans

I hate him so much I can't even look at a photo of his stupid face

Misters Bradbury, Orwell, and Huxley would like a word with us

IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative. The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.

Ever-fucking-green

I hope ABC cancels JD Vance's show because he was making jokes about air strikes on fishing boats. Oh wait...

Ah look it's a golden ass like in the Bible. *checks notes* Calf? Are you sure? Ok, golden calf. (Tomato tomahhto)

Mourning derps are horndogs

I hate this remake of The Notebook

My heart 😭❤️

Had to make sure kiddo didn't buy the danger bubbles. This was her response