Everything i was reading said Largo di Torre Argentine was near where Ceaser was stabbed, implying it was not *actually* the location. So I googled: "Where was Julius Ceasar stabbed?" And the first answer was: "In the groin"

Here's a happy, snoozing cat living his best feral life, well cared for in the Largo di Torre Argentine in Rome. #cat #italy

Kid noticed something on her road trip to Maine:

I see what you did there with your 6 Down, @merriam-webster.com

Spoiler: it doesn't

What's that pie analogy? Everyone having options and rights doesn't take away *your* options and rights because it's not pie. You know what I mean. But this video says it better.

John Roberts, Amy Coney Barrett, and Neil Gorsuch all offering public assurances about how 'the Court is really not partisan at all actually!!' in the span of a week..... did a memo go around? was it titled "RE: Avoiding Court Reform" ? ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/john-...

Boo, and might I add: hoo #soundthesiren #canes

That *clink* of the puck hitting post was amplified by the SILENCE in that stadium #canes #soundthesiren

So upending the goalie in the crease (without being pushed into him) is not a penalty? #soundthesiren

Occasions to give engraved whiskey bottles: "Thank you for being in my wedding" "Good Job Reaching Retirement Instead of Dying At Your Desk" "I'm A Baller Government Agency Director Plea$e Validate Me" "Happy College Graduation"

It's all cuckoo bananapants crazy but I can't stop thinking of this: "Most of them spoke on the condition of anonymity out of fear of reprisal."

They're talking about ivermectin again. Do it. Use it. Go ahead. While the rest of us mask, vaccinate, and wash our hands you go ahead and breath in those particles, Marge.

Contagion: The Sequel Tagline: Motherfucking Mice On The Motherfucking Boat

CVS and Walgreens are surely violating some kind of ADA laws by disallowing the keypad prompts.

Calls to my drugstore now require voice interaction, no longer allowing for keypad responses. Only other options are: 1. Download app or 2. Use website I chose the third, secret option of walking up to the counter and telling someone's face that I need a refill.

This is really cute

The thing is, you can set a feature that doesn't let you post a photo or GIF without Alt text. So if you forget, you're reminded in that you can't actually post until you fix it. Also, it takes less than a minute to post a sentence of alt text.

Oh like the folksy James Carvell? Or the folksy Tim Walz? Or the I'm Just A Regular Single Mom Katie Porter? PUH-fucking-LEEZ Elected officials are *supposed to be* doing a job to get basic fucking human needs for their constituents/states. That's it. But they act like they're untouchable royalty.

None of these tech bros have anyone organically in their court. They either have to build ayy eye friends or make believe their mom likes them.

I stg I feel like I'm having a stroke when I read shit like this, but then I remember this tweet

Marshawn Lynch may not be the best actor on a screen, but he's earnest and real and I love that. (Yes I'm watching Euphoria)

In Rod We Trust #soundthesiren

Yay and also phew #CarolinaCulture #soundthesiren

You're welcome, #Canes fans. They scored because I stepped away from the tv

I need an explainer of what piece of art or movement inspired each of these looks. I hoped it would be more obvious. We need @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social but make it fashion

It's a fundraiser, fashion employs artisans who are not gazillionaires, and this particular poster uses alt text, so enjoy: bsky.app/profile/vand...

Oh I bet the ESPN studio guys are having a collective orgasm over the beginning of this game

This is our Met Gala

The Catholic (lapsed or practicing) reflex to mutter "And With Your Spirit" on reading/hearing #MayTheFourth be with you #StarWarsDay

Fans: Stanky (complimentary) Teammates: Little Pit Bull (complimentary - the dog, not Mr Worldwide) Me: Short King (complimentary)

So they were just, what? Flexing? Showing what they *could* do if we misbehave?

What the actual fuck

The hat 😭

Off to a hot start 🔥

The Apprentice began airing in 2004

I wasn't going to subject myself to them recapping the game, and yet got irritated that the local ABC cut away as soon as the game was over to show something about the Carolina Panthers. No to football. It. Is. Hockey. Season.

WHO IN THE WORLD IS HOTTER THAN LOGAN STANKOVEN!?!!

Wheeee! Stankoven again! #CarolinaCulture

I really hope, for the sake of making the announcers and studio crew even madder, that the #Canes don't do their usual 2nd period bullshit

First intermission was worse because they're now Big Mad that the flyers have no points. No gushing about an amazing 20 min by the #Canes but in fact, Messier *emphatically* explaining what Flyers have to do to win. PK was dickish to Stankoven in his interview, too. 0/10 I miss Mike and Tripp

Fuuuuck youuuu Emily Kaplain and whomever told you to stand rinkside and say "this is the loudest arena" but follow it up with "it's the worst visitor's locker room, outdated, needs renovations ..." I was typing this as Blake scored, so I feel better already #CarolinaCulture

BABY BLAKE #CarolinaCulture

STANKY A minute and a half in? Amazing job, short king #CarolinaCulture

I am going to lose my goddammed mind at the way the studio crew is *already* not giving the #Canes their due. Messier and PK only talked about the Flyers, looked *despondent* & Carolina is an afterthought to them. Wipe your tears on your ugly jacket, PK #CarolinaCulture

YAY!!

That was fun to see! 🏒

Our Favorite PA Guy is calling his 500th game and this needs to be celebrated 🎉🎉

Watching the @minnesotafrost.com on the @thepwhl.com YouTube channel and really wishing we could have a team in Raleigh. (Can the #Canes GM put in a good word with the other powers that be? @erictulsky.bsky.social ) 😄

Fwiw