That loss couldn't have happened to a more deserving team*, imo *except for the Bruins

He innocently had no idea how much could happen at once

Sorry not sorry

More good news

It doesn't make statistical sense that the Canes consistently have exponentially more shots on goal than their opponents and then lose or barely eke out a win #CarolinaCulture

Rare treat to watch a news segment that makes me not seethe with rage:

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Read the alt text lol

If they gave points for post-hitting, we'd be in the lead for sure #CarolinaCulture

I have some congresspeople who follow me, so I'll just throw this out there: As a taxpayer, I would actually prefer that you *not* continue to fund the fascist military machine that is being used to kill and kidnap people from our communities.

“I’m not an activist” The Life We Are Living… This collective experience will activate us all

Stankoven after scoring his goal #CarolinaCulture

Oh my gosh you guys! The House just passed my bill to extend the health care tax credits for three more years!

"Renee" means "Reborn." "Nicole" means "Victory of the people." Her last name was "Good." Any book of mine that I sell from my website for the rest of the month will send $2 to www.miracmn.com. I will also round up, double it, top it off. For Renee. For her wife. For her son.

They built AI for this, for what happened yesterday. They're repeating don't believe your eyes, they're disputing what we know to be true on the ground in MN. They will call the real footage "deep fake" and they will disseminate deep fakes and tell us it's real.

The Serenity Prayer update we need

Today is very bad and we should all be very angry but I am here to remind us that the birthday we are celebrating this year is not for the Constitution but for our rebellion against monarchy. The sincerest form of flattery is imitation.

If you're outraged by today's legacy media coverage of the murder of Renee Nicole Good, one thing you can do to make the world a better place is to support indepedent media.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Now that it's ended, I'm sharing the photo I took (after the performance) when I was there in November. The performance was amazing and I will never forget this carrot.

This is how Dems everywhere should be doing it. Josh Stein is not playing around. www.wral.com/news/nccapit...

Me: "THIS WILL BE FUN!" *SpongeBob Narrator Voice*: "One hour later...."

Six democrats approved the appointee yesterday. If they didn't continue to approve the shit people and shit bills the Rs are putting before them overandoverandoverandover, would we be where we are?

Conversely, only use drinkable wine for cooking

I don't understand why people who have functioning oven ranges buy air fryers

Sing out loud even if you're bad at it. (Shower, car, karaoke, concert, walking down the street, grocery store, etc.)

Hard cider that tastes terrible can be very good in beer bread recipes

Yes, reader, I immediately bought two tickets #CarolinaCulture

Look at my husband sexting me in the middle of the morning

CAAAAAAAAAANES WIIIIIIIIIN! #CarolinaCulture

VZ says that even without the president they still have a functioning government, which proves my theory (that I made up last night after my second aviation cocktail) that maga tried to use VZ as a way to gaslight us into thinking we can't oust Vagina Neck or they'll be chaos and disorder🍸🍸

Evergreen lol

Me: Yay we're going into the third period with a lead! Me 1:40 into the 3rd period:

Aho with the shorty and getting his 300th career goal is what I needed to give me just a bit of joy on this shit day #CarolinaCulture

For a year, I've been imagining what the Alternate Timeline™️ would look like. And the thing is, I think if KH had won, we would have just been delaying the inevitable for 4 years. And we wouldn't have Mamdani or any 2025 state/local flips and wins that are chipping away at gop power.

For people currently realizing they're going to have to lawyer up on an international scale shortly, please recall how "I was just following orders" went the last time.

I am represented in D.C. by David Rouzer (R-ineffective twat), Ted Budd (R-cowtowing dickhead) and Thom Tillis (R-handwringing "we're-better-than-this" pussy) so I'm not wasting one goddammed breath calling them

Please stop saying every giant violent thing is a distraction from the Epstein Files. The Epstein files were a distraction TO THEM. A distraction from all the havoc they've been planning to wreak from the jump. Their useful idiot and his melted brain is actually a liability to their mission.

Daily #Cocktail Series AIR MAIL 1 oz. light rum ½ oz. fresh lime juice ½ oz. honey syrup Champagne, to top This one dates back to 1930. It’s essentially a Honeysuckle with Champagne. It’s crisp, slightly sweet, and perfectly refreshing. The bubbles lift the drink and add a lively, effervescent…

I don't know what he is like as an actual person, but without fail Brett Gelman is the most irredeemably flawed character in every role I've seen him play.

Palm Royale has a packed roster of women in comedy. It is a joy. It is camp, it is unserious, it is delightful.

Palm Royale is ridiculous and I cannot stop watching

And please, PLEASE let us not forget that time in 2023 when Karen Smith was elected President of the school board in Bucks County, Pa and swore her oath on a stack of banned books. The most gangsta oath ever! Just brilliant. www.edweek.org/leadership/t...

2016 me: my worn, taped together, much-read copy of "Charlotte's Web" I've had since I was 8 2026 me: "IT"

Ordering immediately

Me, this morning: New year new me! Me, 20 minutes ago: *notices that the yoga pants I've been wearing all day are inside out*

Tripp trying to delicately say that half the people in there know what getting hit in the nuts feels like, is very funny #CarolinaCulture