I've been seeing everyone's $5+ gas pictures and was quite relieved when I pulled into the station and saw our prices this afternoon. I have gaslighted myself into thinking $3.12 is cheap. (pun unintended but also unavoidable)

Sam is adorable 😭

Banana for scale #crochet

For my sanity (ha!) I have been crocheting as much as I was back in late 2024. Anyway here's a cute little March-themed thing that serves no purpose other than it gave me something to do at 1am #crochet

“Winners win you know”

I was in Asiago, Italy, and the guy working at a tabaccheria asked me "how is America" and I said "not great" and he said "did you vote for him?" And I said "God, no." And he nodded, looking sad, and said in English "I give you something. Take this." 😂

I love this league.

WE ARE NO LONGER AN AGRARIAN SOCIETY

"Men liked to put me down as the best woman painter... I'm one of the best painters" - Georgia O'Keeffe (1887-1986) US artist #InternationalWomensDay

Pixars latest release: The Democrat's Big Tent Tagline: There's Room For All ... At The Expense Of The Few Featuring: A clown car full of shitheads

NYT is "celebrating" Woman's Month by: Republishing the obituaries of famous, accomplished women whom have died. Literally, actually, these have been popping up in my Google news alerts for days

Men: Happy Women's Day, here's more unpaid work for you to do thanks

It's a good thing we have walkable neighborhoods, robust public transport, and high speed trains in the US, otherwise these insane gas prices would be a real problem

👏 it's 👏 not 👏 a 👏 "dignified" 👏 transfer 👏 when 👏 the 👏 president 👏 is 👏 wearing 👏 that 👏 fucking 👏 hat

Truly, this man's scatological touch is unmatched. He is undefeated in ruining everything.

Me (right after puck drop): I don't know if I can stay awake for this ga-- Maniscalco: GOOOAAAALLL Me: OK maybe I can stay up for a little while #CarolinaCulture

I know there are books and articles but read the History section on the Wikipedia page for the Department of Justice. Spoiler: it was originally created for (and succeeded at) prosecuting KKK members. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...

Does *this* convince any of the podcast bros that the bluesky echo chamber got this one right?

NEW EPISODE: In North Carolina, Roy Cooper just won his Senate primary — and he may be Democrats' best shot at flipping the U.S. Senate. Cooper and I discuss why he's running, what's at stake, and why North Carolina is the #1 red-to-blue Senate seat in the country. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i-h...

"What a pickle! Too bad it was unpossible to predict! Shame no one could have done something before it happened!" *finger guns* *balloon drop* *points and winks at Cornpop*

Nurses & doctors with photo IDs clipped to their scrubs were screamed at in their faces at close range for wearing a paper triangle on their mouth. Versus Armed men in tactical gear yanking people out of cars with only their eyes showing and no badges or uniformity of dress.

Idk man, I read that he hasn't gone golfing in a while and I just spent 20 min on Poshmark shopping for red dresses

We're celebrating international Women's Day all weekend with 20% off all the girl power favs 🎀 Discount applies automatically at checkout 🕯️ effingcandleco.com/collections/...

For fucks sake

No lessons learned.

I've thought about this a lot. The horrors wouldn't be happening *right now* BUT If Kamala had won, we wouldn't have Mamdani or the progressives/flipped seats or retiring R's There would be complacency & 4 extra years for maga to plan. What's happening now would be exponentially worse in 2029.

Screaming

FISH DOORBELL

[Exit Murderer.]

These toxic men are just gigantic pussies

When you govern via social media posts:

In retrospect maybe I should have read about the movie before watching it as an escape from all the horrific shit happening right now.

"Sal wanted to go to Wyoming. I had to tell him it's not a country. He don't know where Wyoming is. I'm with a guy who doesn't know where Wyoming is. You think you got problems?" I love a call back

Whyyy are you going to Algeria? I don't know why. They got a Howard Johnsons there so I'm going.

Charles Durning is eating something different in every scene 😂

Is there any special country you want to go to? Wyoming.

"I'm a Catholic and I don't want to hurt anybody, ya understand?" No one told me Dog Day Afternoon was going to have laugh lines.

He's *how* old? ... ... Ohhhh *Class of* 85

First of all, holy shit Second of all, I think I held my breath for the last 5 minutes Third of all, young Angela Lansbury was a hottie

10/10 analogy

Found this banger while I was compiling a new playlist open.spotify.com/track/5AgetZ...

My online friend and I have differing opinions on something, and our efforts to keep it civil in the Discord chat lead me to come up with a word that made me laugh all fucking afternoon.

Is a Senator who interferes with Capitol Police to break the bones of a Marine Corps veteran who's staging a protest subject to arrest for battery, or does that somehow fall under the Senator's constitutional privilege?

Not to mention that the Marine was in full dress blues. There was no mistaking that the guy they were all abusing was a veteran.

One grandpa was an abusive alcoholic and I have no idea what he did for a living or *precisely* how he died. The other grandpa was a ... um ... legitimate businessman ... and I have been told three differently-nuanced versions of how he died.

This is about Lou Holtz. I hope when It Happens™️, this Shakespeare account will be much less passive than this

They showed up. They put in the work. They WON. 🔥 Massive congrats to our 2026 endorsees who crushed their primaries and are officially on to the general election. Next stop: November.

Going to a #Canes game, bitches!