As a volunteer for a sea turtle rescue team, I was like awww And then I realized this was a Mitch McConnell shout out 😂😂

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

I sit here in yoga pants and a t-shirt, not throwing one stone, yet cackling at Derek's use of dish soap bottles and scared animals to explain men's fashion

I had a co-worker who (accidentally) spilled an enormous to go cup of iced tea on her laptop and told IT the problem was that "it got wet"

My friend Andrea texted me this morning "I’m liking Pope Leo so far… I hope he has staying power. I made another motto for him: Re vera, petasum tantum volebam."

Oh dear god *cries in nc pork bbq*

Posting without comment *cough cough* en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_A...

Even if you don't read the post, the title made me laugh enough that I'm calling it to your attention www.patreon.com/posts/162609...

Here's the thing: American GenXers are triggered by authority figures yelling at us to turn off the lights when we leave the room.

On the plus side, more often than not their delivery falls short of what they promise, so maybe it won't be all that

Pope Leo XIV is living up to his official motto: Ad bonum tempus hic sum, non diu hic sum. (It's really not his motto, but I thought it would be fun to see what "I am here for a good time, not a long time" looked like in Latin.)

I hope @clairewillett.bsky.social doesn't mind me invoking her name in this post. www.patreon.com/JennyJenniJe...

😭😭😭

This will never not be funny.

Blue viruses are also nice on silk artologica.etsy.com/listing/6348...

I had xrays this week on my hip because I walked a lot on vacation and it hurts now

It was less than $15 and has pockets, why wouldn't I tell everyone?

Nature is healing

Pope Leo, Huge Caniac #soundthesiren www.labor.nc.gov/news/press-r...

@clairewillett.bsky.social here's some more Pope News that is very important (to me) 🏒🏒🏒 www.labor.nc.gov/news/press-r...

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” George Orwell, 1984

I got news for all those guys who a few years ago thought they could return a Serena Williams serve: You still can't

Amanda's Mild Takes points out the Ls for the week (so far) and what I adore about her is that she genuinely makes me laugh. (*Laughing in schadenfreude* releases endorphins all the same) youtube.com/shorts/5YHp7...

same guy

Funny that

Ah, to be able to access Healthcare and have unlimited paid leave from work as if I'm a wealthy, nepo-baby congressperson!

*standing in front of a corkboard littered with papers, newsclippings, and red string* HIS TIE IS BLUE, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Kean: Depression is nothing to be ashamed of, ask for help if you need it Also Kean: *dips for 4 covert months to be secretly treated for depression*

Treatment for Depression is NOT something that needed to be shrouded in secrecy. And, this is not likely to be something that will make any republicans discuss HEALTHCARE SO PEOPLE CAN BE TREATED FOR DEPRESSION

@erinbiba.bsky.social you know about this new Twin Information, right? 😭

Tom Kean looks like shit (Just kidding that's not him even tho they said he'd be on the house floor this morning)

I've decided that Tom Kean’s appearance in the front window of his home where he could be viewed from the street was just a soft launch of his twin taking over his life.

HE HAS A TWIN?

I also am going to find it completely unsurprising if he doesn't actually give a speech.

If my husband went No Contact from his job for even a week, and someone walked up the driveway to ask me wtf, but I scurried inside with the groceries and nary a word, they'd send the police to search the basement

Is it me or does Kean have that Mitch McConnell terrapin aura

I guess lgbtq+ kids who want to connect with people and form a community are shit outta luck now thanks @booker.senate.gov

Kids who can't eat in school because of Outstanding Lunch Debt won't be able to post about how hungry they are on TikTok, i guess

One of them took their grandkids to see Toy Story this weekend, this is the only explanation

This document is written proof that these motherfuckers are so out of touch with what their constituents want and need.

I cannot recommend #WidowsBay enough nor can I explain its appeal. I haaaaaate to be scared and yet I have watched it all twice.

Thinking I have greatly improved my reasoning and deduction skills and then noticing it's the Monday Easy Puzzle 🤷🏻‍♀️ @cluesbysam.com I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jun 29th 2026 (Easy), in 03:28 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

Sharing this because I haven't watched it in a while and needed it

New political ad dropped in NC. "Defunding the police is the last thing we should do, because you deserve to feel safe." Oh no, Roy. What have you done? @roycoopernc.bsky.social

Quick interweb search and I found it omg

My sister was born in 1976 and the nursery had red white & blue shag carpet, and stars and stripes Americana-style window treatments

Look how cool this art is!!

I think *because* they are journalists they should have been reporting in a timely way not sitting on anything

I laughed at this last night and when I woke up one of my first conscious thoughts was Julie Andrew's saying "think about wet flowers" and I laughed again.