RIP, bigman x

Well, that is one of the most incredible games of football I've ever seen. Just mental. Loved it. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Right, 'Mon Scotland.

I've mentioned this quietly, but - since the summer my hobby has been making this ambitious murder mystery podcast. A story. Narrated by me, with a mouthwatering cast. Partly interactive. Trailer is coming tomorrow but if you like the sound of this, please follow @murderbastard.bsky.social.

Top tier maize patter

Smile Like You Mean It is 100 times the song that Mr Brightside is.

Dear Sky Sports. We all know the crowd are chanting "Keir Starmer's a wanker", so stop pumping in fake crowd noise a bit too late, which just makes it more noticeable. Also, They're not wrong #thedarts.

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I prefer to have Chilli with Spaghetti instead of rice. Its just a spicy Spaghetti Bolognese then, innit? Nobody tells me what to do. I'm a renegade.

Still windy AF here in right wing, tory bastard, leafy Cheshire.

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Right, the darts #thedarts

My Xmas jumper came today, as did my new boots

Right, darts #thedarts

Just seen the Southern Lights. They’re just like the Northern Lights except they don’t stop to say hello to you.

I've taken 2 Scotch Pies out of the freezer and I know exactly what the outcome is but I'll crack on anyway because I'm mental.

I'm sure he's a nice lad, but, fuck me, Toylo is a hard watch #thedarts

LUKE FUCKING HUMPHRIES #thedarts

Yeah, ok, fuck that.

5'4. Punctuation is important, @mancity.com

Right, Arras #thedarts

You're invited to play a puzzle created by theweeman. www.nytimes.com/games/create...

Don't wish to be a killjoy, but FUCK OFF WITH YOUR POP-UP SHOP FIREWORKS IT'S 20 PAST 10 YOU CUNTS. Ban them from public sale. The public are pricks.

De Rosa, Frightened Rabbit and F.O. Machete in Mono, Glasgow, c2006. I can't remember who took this, sorry. X

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Honestly, didn't think today would go any better, but then I come from Manchester after watching THE MIGHTY HOOPS, and Michelle has got tickets for The Twilight Sad in Manchester in May. Amazing scenes, I don't mind telling you, Fletch.

O'Shea's in Manchester it is for the fitba. 'Mon The Hoops. #Celtic

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Good evening, mostly to @barcajim3.bsky.social, to be honest

Absolutely delighted still for Gian Van Veen. Great darts. #thedarts.

Amazing how much an hour difference can fuck you up, innit? Ready for bed.

Went to visit Santa Eastwick @worldfamoushot1.bsky.social at the Treacle Market in Macclesfield today. Didn't get to sit on his knee, but I did get a cuddle. BUY IT - worldfamoushotsauce.co.uk?srsltid=AfmB...

1. Because we're a weird wee island. 2. Because we're a weird wee island.

Well, it's Humphries' tournament to lose now. #thedarts.

Chris Mason buys his shirts off Asos and there's fuck all wrong with that #thedarts.

Does anybody else set a DANGER ALARM? An alarm that is absolute last chance saloon if your going to make it to work?

If the French police are going through weeks worth of CCTV footage of the Louvre, I hope they see me walking about that room where the jewels are 2 weeks ago just looking at folk, tutting and mouthing "fuck sake" for a bit of entertainment. Worryingly though, I was wearing tinted glasses and a hat..

The PDC showing highlights from the 2014 and 2015 Eurotour and it looks like 1988. Mental. #thedarts

In better news, I had Scotch pie, chips and beans at half time.

Toothless and pathetic #celtic

Get big Ange on the phone, tout suite. #Celtic

I've got actual Scotch Pies and Macaroni Pies from Brownings for half-time of the Celtic game. And Bovril. Delighted, to be honest.

Ok, Isla. Just you have a wee rest. It's a tough old life. I get it.

Good afternoon, to none more so than @barcajim3.bsky.social, to be frank.

“I only eat English food like engine parts from a Land Rover and books by Richard Osman”

Heads up, apparently the Tesco Superstore in Macclesfield doesn't have ANY bog roll #bullshit.

This corner of the living room brings me so much peace

DIRK VAN DUIJVENBODE! #thedarts

@barcajim3.bsky.social Jim... JIM. I ORDERED A BROWNINGS DELIVERY AND IT ARRIVES ON THURSDAY. I WILL REPORT BACK.