I don't really get merch made because I can't see any scenario where someone would want to walk around with some random dude from Lanarkshire's name on a tee shirt.

A rag and bone man used to come around our way. You'd take out old clothing or household junk and he'd give you a wee toy. Also, guys that just walked around the houses with trays of candy apples, yelling, "CAAAAAANDY APPPAAAAAAALS". I come from Bellshill though, so.

FRIDAY, WOO, and the new single from my forthcoming album, Early Songs, Of Late is out now! Hattonrigg Pit Disaster b/w Ripped Apart is available here: mjohnhenry.bandcamp.com/album/hatton... Streaming: orcd.co/mjhhattonrigg x

I just sent out a newsletter to the mailing list. For the rest of you lovely sausages, here it comes...

James Woodside, my old pal from De Rosa, was up at my place rehearsing tonight. I'm very happy to say he'll be playing bass and mandolin at the Glad Cafe next week. www.thegladcafe.co.uk/events/2026-...

Funkelnagelneue Musik NOW bis 7pm CET via @bytefm.bsky.social Hamburg UKW: 91,7 MHz | Berlin UKW 88,4 MHz f/ Fiona Fiasco | Cloud Studies @adamccresswell.bsky.social | wor_kspace @finlaymacdonald.bsky.social via @glassmodern.bsky.social | @tessarosejackson.bsky.social | @mjohnhenry.bsky.social 📻

Twump

Fantasising about a world where you can put records out but not own a mobile telephone. Again.

Radio show Golden Glades are featuring my single Camera tomorrow. You can listen to the show on Wednesday 5-7pm CET via live stream here: www.byte.fm Hamburg UKW: 91,7 and 104,0 MHz. Berlin 88,4 MHz and DAB+: Kanal 7B goldenglades.de/funkelnageln... @goldenglades.bsky.social

Join me for a listen through the new album, 'Early Songs, Of Late', on the evening before the release. Hopefully see you then! Martin x 15th Jan 10pm - RSVP here: mjohnhenry.bandcamp.com/merch/early-...

There's going to be a compulsory bank holiday because yer da likes fitba.

Every time a pished scotland fan sings 'no scotland no party' in america this year a scottish person here dies of long distance cringing.

Yoda is a celtic manager

1982 merch

Lovely review of Hattonrigg Pit Disaster single at ITM? Xx www.isthismusic.com/martin-john-...

if you don’t do bandcamp/ampwall/mirlo, Missals is now out on itunes and apple music, and gradually rolling out to other streaming services (but not that one) https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/robertdallasgray/missals

My new single 'Hattonrigg Pit Disaster' is out this Friday Jan 9th. Stream: orcd.co/mjhhattonrigg Buy: mjohnhenry.bandcamp.com/album/hatton... LP: gargleblastrecords.bandcamp.com/album/early-... XX

New single coming Friday! Pre save on yr streaming service now! orcd.co/mjhhattonrigg

How do you get over the teen shagging aspect of Bowie and enjoy the records again?

Ok there was an episode of the traitors on and I saw half of it and was unmoved.

I'm excited to be playing Bread and Bottles in Anstruther on February 21st! Tickets from the cafe. X www.instagram.com/breadandbott...

There are huge Atlantic salmon being chased by otters in the small tributary to the Kelvin here 10 miles north of George Square. www.facebook.com/share/r/1DVN...

I know we’ve done our 2025 roundups now but I sort of forgot this was the best solo gig I’ve played to date. opened with Witch ffs robertdallasgray.bandcamp.com/album/live-a...

playing feb 27 in edinburgh supporting @mjohnhenry.bsky.social if ya fancy. slightly more conventional set but should be fun!

100 albums, new and old, I played the most in 2025, according to @last.fm

I think it’s enormously important to be loudly and outspokenly supportive of immigration, immigrants, ethnic minorities. you give any quarter to ‘genuine concerns’ and this is where you’re steering

Our local distillery is a belter. HNY xx

Right, tree down, back to work.

Goodbye David Lynch x

Often I wish Farage had died in that plane crash but then we wouldn't have had so many priceless laughs at his pummeled face in those pics. Actually na, it would've been best if he had died, wouldn't it?

Lets face it we're all getting hammered for one increment less than no good reason same as every year.

Some codes for my electro-sample-tapemusicish album from this year x We Were Howling RTFCL PRSN Redeem at mjohnhenry.bandcamp.com/yum gmdq-knks dvru-36yj ar2x-6gq3 u9lv-5g39 zak4-jnr4 36yq-yahm wyu6-b7pg et5k-wj73 8u8t-hya4 dpt5-ksm7

not really in a looking back mood — 2026 is going to be a singular and exciting year. but I spent the first half of 2025 making my second full-length album, The Vallum https://robertdallasgray.bandcamp.com/album/the-vallum

Some codes for my electro-sample-tapemusicish album from this year x We Were Howling RTFCL PRSN Redeem at mjohnhenry.bandcamp.com/yum gmdq-knks dvru-36yj ar2x-6gq3 u9lv-5g39 zak4-jnr4 36yq-yahm wyu6-b7pg et5k-wj73 8u8t-hya4 dpt5-ksm7

I told them we're going a nice walk and they're all crying and stamping and shit. Fuck me.

Hattonrigg Pit Disaster New Single, 9th Jan 2026

Preorder my new album and make me rich. gargleblastrecords.bandcamp.com/album/early-...

What's more annoying, Billy Connolly going on about how loaded he is all the time or me going on about how skint I am?

No 5 best band from bellshill according to this but easily No 1 for most skint. www.glasgowworld.com/whats-on/mus...

Trying to decide if the knot in my innards is festive food karma or a xenomorph from the swimming pool today.

Ancient racist finally dies.

Did a thing for a thing then typed this thing.

Thanks MPT x Merry Christmas!

Santas whisky has been gubbed. Plus my 2 cans, 1 wine, 2 whiskys. Probably quit while you're able to function at 6am time.

Got 8/10 on celeb mastermind pixies round, no bad.

#xmastop10 M. John Henry - The Christ Child Lullaby (Taladh Chriosta) @mjohnhenry.bsky.social mjohnhenry.bandcamp.com/track/the-ch...

#xmastop10 Jewel Scheme - 2000 Miles (@thepretenders.com cover) @jewelscheme.bsky.social @knockootned.bsky.social @mjohnhenry.bsky.social jewelscheme.bandcamp.com/track/2000-m...

My Christmas carol. Free dl x mjohnhenry.bandcamp.com/track/the-ch...

Good will never win over evil but the good fight allows some goodness to exist and as long as that continues there is no complete dystopia and that's cause for celebration.

The new pokemon show has pikachu but it's not that pikachu. They call it captain pikachu now and it sometimes wears a wee ships captain hat. Clears things up.