Behold the mighty beast! Hear him roar! *tiniest squeak*

When your psychiatry bills are up from last year, is that shrinkflation?

Every friend group has at least one person who cannot recommend a single book. You ask them what you should read next, and they're like 'The Dying Stars' and you're like OK is that one book or- and they say 'oh it's book one of the dying sky trilogy, each of which is 19 books'

everyone’s got the uhhhh the umm

Or like all the microplastics in my balls

“This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and I have a special treat for our viewers today...”

POV: A toucan wonders if the brightly colored human is made of fruit

Sometimes birds are just goobers and that's okay 💙

Finally, what we've all gathered here to do; The Grand Total we have raised for our Charity, Mission Compassion Paw: $151,517 Thank you all - together WE helped make a difference in the lives of others. 🦝🪿

Bye @furfest.org! We miss ya already! Already looking forward to the next one!! #MidwestNotOverFest #FurFest @djcapy.com

Me and the girls figuring out scheduling for the polycule

It's been a good #furfest for snagging @ohyoumlw.art art <3

Snow suiting at @furfest.org!!! @djcapy.com

Made it to @furfest.org! Looking forward to another festive holiday con! ☃️🎄

trans day of making it to the next one

You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese...

this one is gonna start fights

Users trying to hide the fact they're using generative AI for their content writing

I just found historical evidence that I was doing the Stadia thing before it was cool

I got a new book today! 🏳️‍⚧️

Mom says we have do-while at home. Do while at home: while(true)

If I go into In N Out and order a 2x4 what will I get? ⚫ 2 patties 4 cheese ⚫ 4 patties 2 cheese ⚫ Some lumber

Support

Lone Star One spotted! My hat must be lucky! @southwestair-hq.bsky.social

At the airport waiting for my flight to @goblfc.org! 🦊

Maybe I'm vibe coding wrong, but how do you type while crosseyed?? 😩

You know you've found a nice quiet room when you can finally sit and listen to the eeeeeᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ in your head

brought to you by venn diagrams that are circles

Proprietary discontinued tool batteries? Nah

Today is my 8 year transiversary! 🎂🏳️‍⚧️

if we puppy pill AI tools, will the venture capitol pull out??

Is this what electricians wear skiing

What is it with gay men liking my profile on hookup apps? Bottom behavior? *Checks their profile* Bottom behavior.

Is he... Ya'know

He sit like man

When I go to Costco

They should have called him John Blick since he's so good with a pencil

Cursed home automation idea number 57: Use rotation sensor to detect if toilet seat is left up If toilet seat is left up, apply power to magnetic door lock holding bathroom door shut.

I made a bird friend at the #NationalAviary 💜

please stand by...

Let me just rub out a new git branch real quick

hi, cis folks! it’s pride. you with us? cool. have you called your senators about the budget bill that’s trying to strip trans healthcare from people of all ages on medicaid or ACA plans? that’s like 20% of us & this is the govt we’re up against. find reps here reps.fyi tap the thread for scripts

Made some amazing morel pasta tonight as is spring tradition

Look at this gigantic nug

Going to look at fast VWs with someone. Going to pretend to not know anything about cars and then start brake boosting on the highway. And activating launch control at red lights.

Egg

*Pope loot crate sound effect*

Hard not to feel like it was all a rug pull. The generation that raised us, made us the most educated in history. Taught us to be compassionate, empathetic and said we could be anything we wanted to be. Now nothing is affordable. Nothing is in reach. They want to erase who I am, and who I love.

Did Docs just do a fashion drop for the new banana republic?