The Catholic church requires an individual to perform two miracles to achieve sainthood. Pope only needs one more

The Chicago Bears have won their first playoff game in 15 years

Tonight I am a Bears fan. I don’t care about football but goddammit I love my city.

Just remembered I can draw whatever I want

Ripley is laying on the Ripley pillow I made for Liz when she had Aurora. This oughta cleanse the timeline a bit.

January is a special time. A backlog time. I really want to do a complete run of the Yakuza games in 2026. I’ve only ever completed Kiwami, LAD, and TMWEHN. Yakuza Zero: DC has been a BLAST so far.

Hell yeah I’ve got Switch 2 Switch 2 a new medication every couple of months so please bear with me

Beast Crest:

The best way for me to harness my anger is to create art, order pizza, and pick my daughter up from daycare early so we can play video games. I’m so pissed and Eggman is gonna know it.

can’t believe the best dc tv show was swamp thing & they canceled it before the first episode even aired. pure horror, feels like a lost resident evil game. the injustice is too great

hi! i'm co-founding a new gaming website with my former polygon colleague @zoehhannah.com. it's called mothership.blog. i made it for someone like me... the kind of website i always wished we had in our space. watch the video to learn more :D

the void

I can’t join ICE because I once gave a woman an orgasm 😔

Logging off for a bit and taking a walk is a perfectly viable option more should consider.

The best decision I can make today is to log off.

Be like Daniel. Have your New Years resolution be to tell any NYTimes “journalists” who approach you to eat a metaphorical dick

And they’ll say they can’t be held accountable because when they pulled the trigger they were afraid for their lives. Their lives which they spent serving an ideology of fear, a machine of fear, a holistic regime of fear. A culture-spanning engine of the ugliest and most dishonest fears there are.

My algo keeps feeding me videos of older Millennials learning how to skateboard and I know it’s a bad mental health day because I’m like “that could be ME!”

The Chicago protest against the U.S. attack on Venezuela has stepped off to march through the downtown area. Hundreds have joined the march.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

deleting a white supremacist dating site live onstage while dressed as the pink power ranger has got to be one of the most cathartic hacker experiences

If Friday then why feel like Monday ??

The automated sexual abuse that Musk is doing right now should be national news. People should be going to prison for this shit. The logical conclusion to generative image creation and the internet, pure public automatic violence. Every Pizzagate fear just out in the open.

Didn't feel much about the new year, but then I remembered Onimusha: Way Of The Sword releases in 2026 and now I'm super optimistic.

I’m sure the Stranger Things fan base is gonna act all cool and rational about this finale.

Waiting for the ball to drop like

i have spent more than half my playtime of Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth in the mahjong parlor. i have gone from ¥35,000 to ¥2.5 million. my companions keep saying "can we go already," "c'mon let's go," "we should get moving." fools. i was promised "Infinite Wealth" and I am to achieve that.

If you start the Ring video at 11:59:03 you die in 7 days.

Rolling a new character in Baldur’s Gate 3 on NYE because that’s how the cool kids play.

A pretty nice way to prep for the new year. (@paperbacklizard.bsky.social makes the best coffee.)

Jeanne d'arc

Putting fresh new sheets on the bed upon returning from holiday break is such a pro move

[Ben Folds voice] 🎶 SHE’S a Grinch and I’m fahoo foray 🎶

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Skinamarink celebrating Christmas by disappearing the fireplace and putting the presents on the ceiling. Fuck those kids

Remember y’all:

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

wow he's like a racist qui-gon jinn

“These men risked their lives to speak with us. We have a moral and professional obligation to the sources who entrusted us with their stories. Abandoning them now is a betrayal of the most basic tenet of journalism: giving voice to the voiceless.”

Kirby Air Riders can still win Game of the Year if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing

Between Weapons, Running Man, and Wake Up Dead Man, Josh Brolin is cooking this year.

posted about my Apple ID woes, please share widely? hey.paris/posts/appleid/

I was not ready for the Don’t Cry episode of Game Changer.

Josh puts my thoughts into words with aplomb and sincerity. “Games are better and more interesting than this, because people are better and more interesting than this. Consumerism, is however, too central to the rotten heart of the games industry to excise it without killing the thing.”

Every December, I wonder if this is the year I stop playing current games and instead go through all of Yakuza, Final Fantasy, and every other game I've pushed aside for the shiny new video game released that week. Capcom games + Saros give me a GREAT argument against that though.