Still embarrassed about that time I went to sit on the edge of my bed and missed, and that was over a decade ago.

Racists shouldn't be allowed to watch movies. Because they're either in colour (they hate those) or black and white (they only like white). Nothing but white screens for those fuckers.

LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME

Huh. For the second week in a row, my Friday was "get up, have breakfast, inject estrogen, go back to bed". Slept through the rest again. (Maybe I just stay up too long on Thursdays...?)

Cops should have to pick up after their horses tbh

Thing I learned instead of sleeping: No matter how many discounts to megastructure build cost you stack in @stellaris.paradoxinteractive.com, they will never be free. 90% off is as good as it gets, apparently. Okay, NOW I can sleep. But I won't.

I wish I could just lock the "Discover" feed button so I can't use it anymore. Anytime I do, no matter how many blocklists I've signed up for, I almost always end up seeing something that should be on one of them but isn't yet. TAG YOUR FUCKING KINK FETISH PICTURES PEOPLE

then perish 😀

D&D got cancelled (2 players couldn't make it), so I guess I'll, uh, play videogames or something?

Wow....... a fascist scheme that wants to separate autism into useful people and impaired people..... this sounds familiar with some reason..................

No I don't want to configure your Samsung A56, random guy who keeps passing within bluetooth range.

something something booty call of cthulhu

Slept all day. Now it's time to sleep all night. It's just been one of those...

Current awakeness level: nearly put my painkillers in cheese dip instead of water

Happy Spocktober or whatever youtu.be/5OL1kk-vEOo?...

I've noticed a MASSIVE increase in how often I get sexually explicit dreams since I started on estrogen about two months ago. They used to be very rare. Now? Pretty frequent. I wonder if that's just a coincidence?

I have decided to opt out of today being a thing. Going back to bed.

Having "Monopoly" feelings about being on estrogen, like... "Go directly to woman, do not pass girl, do not collect fond childhood memories"

How you can tell I'm having fun with the new @stellaris.paradoxinteractive.com patch: I completely forgot I was supposed to inject my estrogen today. Lemme just... get that done real quick before the game absorbs me again.

That certainly was 8 hours of September.

Need to figure out a way to double-boycott things I wasn't going to watch/buy anyway when they do something scummy.

Note to self: you are not personally responsible for every single time someone is factually wrong on the internet. Sometimes it's okay to just... let someone else handle it. Sometimes the thing they're wrong about isn't even important.

Told my phone to translate a post in french for me. It proceeded to read it out loud as if it was in swedish, using a swedish voice, with the words still very much in french. That's not helpful, phone.

What do you mean I have to get out of bed EVERY day?!

Idea: chess, but your opponent's pieces have secretly been coated with a potent hallucinogen that's absorbed through the skin.

One time when I was maybe 17 I asked for no pickles on my burger but got extra pickles. I feel like I should have had an extrovert with me to yell at them for me.

Uh... why is reddit pushing ads for bimbofication hypno music on spotify at me?

I feel like I'm out of cyan ink, metaphorically speaking.

Not sure if I'd rather go back to sleep or get up and make cheezburger

Lonely :(

I miss my friends (they're not away or anything, they're just asleep and I'm not)

Yay, they're finally making official Star Trek LEGO! I mean, I doubt I'll be able to afford any, but still yay?

Feeling very soft and touchable today tbh. Thanks, estrogen.

youtu.be/WSqUBwlHld4?... Jag är ledsen, men vi behöver påminnas. "...and we'll never rest again, until every nazi dies."

I miss my friends

Can't sleep, time to make 3am cheeseburger.

Ow. Tripped over my rowing machine and knocked over a chair as I fell on it Ow ow ow

"Where is everyone?" I wondered, then I realised Silksong just launched.

Super sleepy today. I managed to get out of bed to take my estrogen, at least. Trying to get some food in me, but I'm sorely tempted to just go back to bed after.

Note to future self, half my D&D party is immune to Hold Person on account of not technically being people (one Fey, one Undead).

I wonder if cats (and other cute animals) think there's something wrong with our brains when we make baby noises at them.

"What's your dream job", as if I dream of working.

Almost afraid to go to sleep considering how RIDICULOUSLY horny my dreams were the last time I did that.

Jeez subconscious, those sure were some spicy dreams you threw at me tonight. In a "hardcore bdsm smut" kind of way. Yikes.

Gonna make my d&d group run into the Horseless Manhead. No, I don't mean the other way around.

Pretty much seems like my brain just will not let me sleep if I have anything - and I do mean ANYTHING - scheduled at any point the next day.

Ow, hips are aching today. I guess they're growing?