this being the most shocking part of this week’s #RHORI episode…

#SummerHouse ohhhh … Andy is pissed!

If this show tries to bring West and Amanda back when the rest of the cast meshes so well together without them I will riot #SummerHouse

#DragRaceAllStars I’m so happy to see Selena Estitties again (and she looks fanTAStic) but Crystal Methyd is SLAYING this episode! She’s so odd and I am so here for it!! 💖💝💖

“I’m Rob Base and I came to get down.” - Rob Base to St. Peter

The one time that I’ve ever approved of Lala getting all up in someone else’s business. #TheValley … and GIRL WTF is up with yr eyebrows. You look INSANE.

Same girl, same. #RHORI

Just started the new season of #DragRaceAllStars! Super surprised that I’m loving Lucky Starzzz’s personality b/c I didn’t vibe with her at alllll in her season. She’s hilarious and so is Dawn, and Akeria is 👏 still 👏 so 👏 gorge! 👏

Watching #LoveisBlindPoland (awesome so far) and there’s a guy from (checks notes) Chicago who made a woman drink MALORT and she didn’t even flinch. Isn’t that stuff supposed to be awful??

Ladies of London: Season 4 End of season rankings: 1. Lottie 2. Martha 3. Emma 4. Myka 5. Myka’s hot brother 6. Missé 7. Kimi 8. Mark-Francis 9. The red pandas at Longleat 10. Lottie’s husband’s moustache 11. That madam who was on for 5 minutes 12. Margo #LadiesOfLondon

Y’all I was rooting for #DarleneMitchell but I’m so happy to see #MykiMeeks snatch the crown! It seemed like a slow start, but I was kind of living for this season. 🤌 #dragrace #dragrace18

#SummerHouse sidebar: I fucking LOVE that Ben showed up to the party dressed as Hunter S. Thompson. 10/10

If #belowdeck is trying to paint badger-pelt Mike as the worst person to ever show up on the franchise, they’re doing a bang-up job of it.

Finally seated to watch #dragrace and Ciara Myst is still annoying. 😵‍💫

Is Ben’s girlfriend Sabrina insane?? What are the vibes coming from this girl?? Is it fangirling? Is it chaos? I can’t read her at all but I’m uncomfortable with what I’m seeing. 😬 #summerhouse

Alesia is the Salley Carson of this show (derogatory) #belowdeckdownunder

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on this show. As long as the winner is Darlene or Myki, I’ll be able to forgive them for Jane Don’t. #dragrace #dragrace18 #darlenemitchell

Just started #RHORI and so far we have insane accents, an aunt drinking from a flask in the back of a car, rich people making smoothies and putting them in plastic solo cups, someone is walking a cat on a leash … I can’t lie … I’m into it.

Decided to watch #TheValley despite the Schwartz and Lala taint and COMPLETELY FORGOT about this bish. 😵‍💫

Watching the next ep of #summerhouse looking for Wesmanda clues.

How are you divorcing Kyle Cooke & you still lost the breakup 😹😹😹

Will never be able to unhear Toyota Coma now! It will forever be ingrained into my brain 😂🤣

I did not have #CharlesBarkley getting political during #MarchMadness on my bingo card, but I am here for it!

Starting last night’s #dragrace18 knowing that Jane Don’t is going home and JUICY stays (!!!!) is the saddest thing ever.

Y’all! The #RedHotChiliPeppers doc on Netflix was so good! Of all the things I didn’t expect the band members to be, top of the list would be … DEEP. 10/10! #OurBrotherHillel

Is it just me or did Michelle look gorgeous this episode? 💖 My favorites were Darlene & Bonnie but Juicy & Lucy were 🥂, too! For the record: Discord IS delusional & I wasn’t sad to see her go home. The guest judge was hilaaaarious … and I mean Danielle, not Law. He’s not a nice person. 😳 #dragrace

#LoveisBlindSweden this guy is clueless about how to treat women (hint: treat them as people, not objects) and has no idea he’s a creepy weirdo. DUMP HIS FREAKY ASS!

Next time someone asks you about energy and land use, maybe remind them that the ~35 million acres that currently grow corn for ethanol in the US could produce ~15 PWh per year of electricity from solar photovoltaics. That's ~3.5 times more than *total annual generation from all US power plants*.

#SummerHouse has really come a long way! It’s refreshing to watch a cast have empathetic conversations & enjoy each other & not create “fight scenes” for air time. I’d rather watch people be emotionally available about big subjects than spend a whole season on petty grievances. 10/10 reality tv!

#belowdeck Holy hell … lazy Mike with the shellacked beaver pelt on his head is on my last nerve. He spends more time complaining than working.

Matt Berry is an international treasure & “What We Do in the Shadows” is one of the most entertaining tv shows ever made. #facts

You can’t convince me that this wasn’t CIH 👏 NEH 👏 MAH. 👏 #southerncharm

Ciara is a TREASURE. I absolutely adore watching her werk those men this season and stand her ground. 🤌 #summerhouse

(Deep sigh) I just love this b so much #janedont #dragrace18 and I can’t wait to watch her roast Alyssa Edwards next week!

WE LOST A MID SIZED CITY OF SCIENTISTS?!?

Really, CRAIG?? You lose your shit on your friends while everyone’s trapped I a can & it’s “a good reminder that there all always things to work on”?!? Take some accountability for a change. #southerncharm

Rewatching #DragRace just to feel something again & once again I cannot get over how much I love watching #Anetra as a contestant and as a dancer!! Holy shite! Also I still dislike Mistress, like, a LOT.

#LoveisBlind sooo glad to see Emma’s fiancé bone out! She dodged a bullet with his family 😬. And Jordan looks like he wants to pass out or puke … maybe both?

I am GOOPED! Is that #PlaneJane on #HouseofVillains?

#SouthernCharm ep 13 I have some thoughts. 1. Charley isn’t responsible for what Craig says but if she doesn’t see the 🚩 in how he talks to her friends she’s an idiot. 2. Shep has no assitol. 3. Did the ATV crew do a costume change? Salley was wearing a different outfit in the previous scene!

GASLIGHTING ASSHOLES GALORE. #loveisblind

It’s amazing how many flavors horrible guests come in. Some are Yelly Horrible. Some are Drunk Horrible. Some are Condescending Horrible; others are We Don’t Like Anything Horrible. These guests are a fifth flavor: Douche Horrible. #belowdeckdownunder

Mercedes doing everything at her “twilight open house” EXCEPT showing the house is peak Mercedes. 🏆 I love that (messy) woman. #thevalleypersianstyle #shahsofsunset

I know there’s a lot going on this episode but this delivery killed me. #dragrace #rupaul

Yes to everything this man says. 🤌🤌🤌 #loveisblind www.instagram.com/reel/DU_LveQ...

Graph of CO2 concentrations for the past 800,000 years from the Antarctic ice cores,

#LoveisBlind is a mess waiting to happen … and they just got to the honeymoons. So many of these couples seem deeply incompatible. Kind of icky but of course I’m going to watch the shit outta this. 🙄 also: Alex gives off MAJOR immature f-boy vibes. 😬