Dorinda saying c*nty b*tch is so healing to me🥰 #RHOLDN

When your friends tell the mad lady they loved her strange dog song. #RHOM 🦩

“Gout dick” is trying so hard to be “high body count hair” but it’s no competition. #RHOSLC ❄️

Mary Cosby is a comic genius. #RHOSLC ❄️

I’m not saying Bronwyn is a liar, I’m not saying that she always wear costumes, I’m not saying that her husband is controlling, I’m not saying any of that. #RHOSLC ❄️

Good to see Bronwyn isn’t wearing costumes in her confessionals this season… #RHOSLC ❄️

Heather Gay is the queen of narrators. Don’t deny her that title. She owns it. #RHOSLC ❄️

No-one does a dramatic opening like the women of Salt Lake City. #RHOSLC ❄️

I thought this series had started already, but now it’s started started. “Failed my fair lady white witch” vs. “Cosplay neck brace Regina George” #RHOLDN ☕️ ☂️

Ohhhh they were “lockdown friends”…because that’s a thing. #RHOLDN ☕️ ☂️

“Totally Coincidental Paparazzo” hired to announce that they definitely weren’t hired and that the paparazzo that was hired previously definitely wasn’t hired either. #RHOC 🍊

Shannon should change her name to Shannon Moans Beador. #RHOC 🍊

I wonder why Richard Branson “invited” Marysol on this prime time free TV advertising…sorry I mean on this cruise. 🤔 #RHOM 🦩

It baffles me how Adriana is still only a “friend”. She is the true star of this show. She’s funny, witty, intelligent, real, not afraid to engage. Give her back her flamingo. #RHOM 🦩

Moment of the season so far. This is what I need more of, Kiki and Guerdy reacting. They could have a whole spinoff show… #RHOM 🦩

Drunk Lisa in a rich person’s house is the foundations on what Miami is built on. #RHOM 🦩

Never has a housewife had so much potential only to be grounded by a private jet. #RHOM 🦩

Panthea, girl, it’s episode 2 and you’re the queen of messiness already. Spilling tea all over the floor, the teapot is getting jealous. #RHOLDN ☕️ ☂️

The Queen has arrived 😍 #RHOLDN ☕️ ☂️

Katie lives rent free in all their heads. I love it. #RHOC 🍊

The speed with which Jenn jumped ship from Katie and right back into bed with Tamra was scary. #RHOC 🍊

At this point I literally couldn’t care less if I never see any of these women (except for Katie) on my screen ever again. #RHOC 🍊

I’m so angry right now. #RHOC 🍊 #JusticeForKatie

The “polygraph expert” aka “Emily’s puppet” #RHOC 🍊

And it was in that exact moment that Katie knew it was all over, girlie should’ve ran for the hills right there. #RHOC

There’s only one way to confirm if Gretchen went to the hospital #rhoc

This whole season feels so manipulated and staged. Where are the producers? Oh they’re on screen, part of the cast, starring as “housewives”. They are all being just as fake as they claim Katie is being. Hypocrites. #RHOC 🍊

Heather is basically on another show at this point. #RHOC 🍊

ICE could NEVER deport this immigrant because she’d be late to the ambush #rhom

Tamra “quitting the show” lasted such a long time. The longest 5 minutes ever. #RHOC 🍊

The first good thing Shannon has done this season is talk about Bali and Tamra’s “you will never see my face again”…”we did see it again, right after” #RHOC 🍊

Everyone doing their job on #BelowDeck ⚓️ Soléne when she has to do any part of her job:

At this point “the plane” is like a new character on the show. And to be honest, I’d take “the plane” as a main cast member and demote Larsa to guest. #RHOM 🦩

I’ve worked out why Lisa is always late…so she can slow-motion walk all on her own, that camera is only on her. Clever. #RHOM 🦩

I wouldn’t want to be in a plane or a car or a bus with Larsa. I wouldn’t even want to be in the same country with Larsa. #RHOM 🦩

Larsa is the definition of delulu. She tries so hard to make her storyline interesting every season. It’s not. #RHOM 🦩

Me screaming “uno!” with 25 cards up my ass:

Still makes me laugh… #PumpRules #SesameStreet

Fraser I hate to break it to you but you are the villain. Not in the sarcastic, funny way that Kate Chastain was the villain. Just in the villainous villain way of a villain. #BelowDeck ⚓️

If you go to a restaurant and there aren’t any tables and the roof caved in, you wouldn’t tip the waiting staff. #BelowDeck ⚓️

Panthea didn’t even have her coat off and was already going at it, I love it! #RHOLDN

My first episode rankings of #RHOLDN ☂️ ☕️: 1. Nessie (anyone who can bake cakes like that will always be high with me) 2. Amanda (her house is perfection) 3. The Dentist 4. Juliet (the Anne Boleyn confessional look) 5. Karen (seemed to have a soft spot for Margaret Thatcher) 6. Panthea

“My husband told me to not give Juliet the time of day and so I’m just going to ignore her and have a good time” Literally seconds later: #RHOLDN ☂️ ☕️

I’m glad the producers have not gone for the fake acting of the Cheshire confessionals for #RHOLDN ☂️ ☕️ It feels like a proper housewives series.

Things you wouldn’t hear on other Real Housewives series No. 1: “I’ve got a taxidermist if you need one” #RHOLDN ☂️ ☕️

So are we going for ☂️ or ☕️ for #RHOLDN then?

Shannon showing her true colours by teaming up with Tamra. “Now we add Gretchen to the list”. To be honest they’ve always been the same. Tamra tried to get Gretchen drunk so she would make a fool of herself. Shannon tried the same with Kelly in Ireland. #RHOC 🍊

Shannon about Katie - “Do you want to be friends with people who commit illegal acts?” Gretchen to Shannon - “No, but Shannon, in fairness, you got a DUI” Gretchen clapping Shannon’s hypocrisy up in one sentence was perfection! #RHOC

Shannon is a nightmare. She’s always been a nightmare. I want to wake up. #RHOC 🍊

Professor Adriana…resident expert on all things. I see a spin-off show. #RHOM 🦩