Messy ass trifflin Ashely Darby is BACK and I am so happy for it. And I just know her reunion performance is going to be stellar #rhop

IDC I LOVE COOKIE. Give her a flute #rhop

Me @ Wendy’s jewelry in every scene #rhop

Keiarna is SO fucken beautiful. And this confessional look is a 12/10 for me #rhop

“I don’t really like truth and tranquility, I like lies and foolishness.” - Gizelle Annette Bryant (First Lady, Church of Pastor Holy Whore) #rhop

Not Ashely in her fuckboy era. Also imagine Josh and her have a child one day, the size of that child’s head and forehead gonna be record breaking 😭 #rhop

Gizelle’s fashions remind me of Aunt Gladys from Weapons lmaooo #rhop

Me trying to identity every piece of jewelry Wendy is wearing in this episode to see if it’s part of her insurance fraud scheme 🔎 #rhop

I usually give everyone a fresh slate whenever a new season of any given housewives show start because I’m not a psychotic stan, and Ashely and Gizelle might be doing it for me this season. And low key Stacey’s robotic ass might be in my top 3 too 😂 #rhop

Ashely messy as hell for this BUT editors when messier to get the clip of Karen slurring her words saying it and putting the audio in the background like ???? #rhop

Cast Bronwyn as young Gladys in weapons prequel immediately!! #rhoslc

You know #rhoslc is the IT housewives show rn when #TheMorningShow is referencing it in their script ❄️

My favorite of the looks for #rhom reunion. Is Kiki wearing what Marlo wore to her last reunion? Also Julia looks good but I’m not gonna give her her tens ever again so 😌 I will say overall, this is one of the weaker reunion looks for Miami. Last year ATE

#RHOSLC S6E1 I’ll give it a solid 9/10 Whole cast wasn’t there and Lisa being at the trip to volley back with Bronwyn, Whitney and Angie would have made this a 10/10. But good start! What did y’all think?

We’ve not seen this level of stupid on #rhoslc before. People can not say Whitney is the dumbest one anymore IKTRRR Britani 😌

This scene is taking me out so badddd I need Whitney and Britani to continue beefing the rest of the season #rhoslc

I HAD A BUSINESS THAT FAILED IKTR coming out with the truth before someone else brings it up 👏🏽 and clock that dummy Britani! #rhoslc

Mary wanted the serial killer to come cook for them lmaooo #rhoslc

Angie didn’t bring any condiments, buns, non-wholewheat bread??? Oh we’d be fighting 😅 #rhoslc

Dusty? Gusty. Dusty? Gusty. Also why would the editors put in the flatlining sound at the end there??? 😭 #rhoslc

We all agree she could be a lesbian yes? #rhoslc

She’s kindda like the Ashley Darby of #rhoslc

I will agree with Heather here.. Britani does not understand what an announcement is. But what Heather who also has no self-awareness is that Britani has no shame #rhoslc

Oh the girls are COMING for Lisa Barlow on go. It’s looking like the first half of the season will be an attempted take down 😭 #rhoslc

Bronwyn knows what she’s doing. Whether it’s sincere or not, no one will know. But she knew to come out and own her lies IMMEDIATELY while also throwing Lisa under the bus fifty times lmao #rhoslc

Heather almost has as little shame as Britani. Her calling Lisa “LB” and going off about Jen Shah in this confessional? She’s truly the biggest pick me loser. Lest we forget Heather was the one who lied for Jen about the black eye and went to NYC to support her #rhoslc

SHUT THE HELL UP HEATHER. She would have brought it to light in a nanosecond if those stories were written about one of her ops. Now that she’s bought condos up Lisa’s ass she’s suddenly worried about etiquette? Please fake ass #rhoslc

Not Lisa Barlow in her Jen Shah era 💀 #rhoslc

“FIVE LAWSUITS AGAINST LISA BARLOW?” *Bronwyn’s bob shakes uncontrollably* “Lisa AND John” LOLLL oh Bronwyn said fuck that bitch I’m taking her down day 1 😭 #rhoslc

I can’t handle Bronwyn’s bob in high distress while she’s spilling about Lisa like this is comedy 🤣 #rhoslc

The way Bronwyn is already holding court and persecuting Lisa and she reminded Whitney and Angie REAL quick why they should hate Lisa too lmaooo she’s lowk cunning af #rhoslc

You know why I like and hate Britani at the same time? She has no shame. Her shame is in deficit. It’s in the negatives. And that is why I like her for the show. She’s willing to do anything and everything to draw attention and we need that archetype on a housewife show #rhoslc

When did Britani become Lisa’s bitch??? #rhoslc

“What do YOU do Britani? What do you do for work? Sucking dick?” LOL clock her Whitney 😂 #rhoslc

“I’m with Ben and Blake” She 50% ate with that #rhoslc

“Lisa couldn’t come because she said she was going on a work trip” #rhoslc The work trip:

Mary telling the stripper “you don’t even know me” lmaoooo #rhoslc

IKTR my girl Whitney not only hiring strippers to start off the premiere but also giving a nod to one of the most iconic moments of #rhoslc and that’s why she’ll always be that (dumb) bitch 🤩

While Jen Shah is rotting away in prison, not these bitches making light of her arrest in the beauty lab parking lot lmaooooo #rhoslc

Britani showing up in a bikini in the middle of winter thinking she’d be flying on a PJ to a tropical place only to see an RV going camping in some trailer park is why this bitch deserves her friend-of spot. Idc she cracks me 😅 #rhoslc

#rhoslc S6 premiere is SUPERSIZED! It’ll be 54 mins in length 🥲

So this is where I stand with the #rhoslc cast: the girls I love are Angie, Mary and Whitney. Bronwyn is in tbd. Lisa IS a staple of SLC but she’s been getting on my nerves for two seasons now. Heather is just annoying. Britani is just pure chaos and I think… that’s it? You? 👀

In anticipation of #rhoslc returning let me watch a little bit of the last reunion to jog my memory. Angie really went from friend of, full time last chair to first chair in three seasons! And now she’s centre snowflake 🥲

Ummmmmm LOL #rhoc #wifeswap

#iOS26 lowk serving

IJBOL at Whitney’s nodding at the end 😂 idc this show is funny af like they’re so serious about their takedowns and I love the commitment #rhoslc

Anywaysssss

#RHOSLC is backkkk! Who are you riding into the season with? ❄️ Angie, Mary and Whitney for me

I need every single housewife show to open with a refresher of where the girls stand like this. And we know #rhoslc is a top tier show because the season hasn’t even started and there’s like five beefs going on lmaooo they can’t stand each other ijbol

As much as Heather annoys me, I will always give her her tens for the way she can narrate this series. And the ozempic is ozempicing #rhoslc