Report: Honestly, Man You Saw Get Hit By Bus Can’t Stop Thinking About You Either https://theonion.com/report-honestly-man-you-saw-get-hit-by-bus-cant-stop-thinking-about-you-either/

what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open

everyone get more transfeminist NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I play this character like I'm hooked up to a saw trap that kills me instantly unless I land one close medium punch every two seconds

i love that as a transgender woman on the internet one guy can decide to impersonate my artstyle and now i will be dealing with people outright calling me a pedophile for the rest of my life for something i did not draw that i can do nothing about. its really really really wonderful

Yup, Code Violet is just as pathetic as the developer’s last game. How did they get Sony to push this shit? It’s like Life of Black Tiger all over again.

NEW TALIA ESSAY ALERT!!

Life is hard. This is why I'm starting a weekly trend of Titty Tuesday where I'll share tits to make your day a bit brighter. Others who want to join in, feel free! Tag it with #TittyTuesday This week's tits are brought to you by @lolotovcocktail.bsky.social. #nsfw #sketch #vtuber #art

I had so much fun with this #VGenComm of @ashegraysonvt.bsky.social bsk -- such a hottie 😍🥵 #Vtuber #nsfwart

in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes and melee yoshi looking nasty if you pause during basically anything he does

I'm going to say something unhinged but it's a thought experiment for me. Yap session below, I just need to put these thoughts into words and discuss them.

Warning you right now that you're about to hear this everywhere youtu.be/7eGrVolA_Uw?...

I always go like "hm I wonder whats going on on the other website" and I don't go 3 posts without literally feeling like the most miserable person in the world. I am so glad I do not go there anymore

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Schrodinger's feedback: Feedback from an audience/customer base should either be: > listened to because the customer pays the bills and should be respected OR > ignored because you shouldn't force the creator to conform to your wishes depending on whether one agrees with the feedback or not

Real Estate: You’re Bidding Against Blackstone

Ngl, love how cute this turned out Still hate drawing buildings tho

2022 vs 2025 Hard work sometimes pays off🙏 Quote post with your improvement!

Best line of the night, and so true.

SEATTLE IS OVER HALF SOLD OUT!!!! We didn’t get an update all weekend and finally got one, and it’s by far the highest selling show! Seattle is NOT fucking around Last time we played was 2022, and it was so special. I’m glad we can come back for such a special night 📸: Chris Chappell

@kyllier.com's got her tits out weee #KyllieArt #Vtuber #sketch #nsfw

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With The Stars Of ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-the-stars-of-heated-rivalry/

They don't even have to have the full gender conversation just like. Get them on HRT as a regret-preventing measure

Supremacy is only interested in the *idea* of science. Not its practice or conclusions. Cass is bunk, but - unfortunately for her - has the smallest standards to meet. The arch-bigots will cast her aside too. Help us fight back: linktr.ee/BASH_BACK

PEOPLE REALLY CARE ABOUT THE BOOB WINDOW GUYS

t4t 🏳️‍⚧️🐁🐈 (she/her for Hitomi the cat) (he/him for Hitch the mouse)

She warned us. Like Hillary, Kamala was right about everything.

now that magfest is over, i guess its time to go back to being a sad girl now that the Horrors are back on my mind what with the murderous presence of ICE in this country. justice for Renee Good and Keith Porter. please stay safe out there 💔

What is that odd, fluttery sensation in my stony heart? Could it... could it be... HOPE?! store.steampowered.com/news/app/343...

DHS Releases List Of Mothers Driving Cars

Trump is turning Minnesota into a test case for federal abuse of power. After lies, raids, and a deadly ICE escalation, Tim Walz is done campaigning and ready to fight back.

I remember when every Marvel character was like: - Irish guy; lives in a leprechaun castle - Japanese guy; nuclear fire powers - Chinese girl; makes fireworks - White guy; AMERICA JUICE - Black guy; "separate but equal" AMERICA JUICE - Let's not even get into all the characters named Thunderbird

DOJ Releases Jerome Powell Deepfake Nudes https://theonion.com/doj-releases-jerome-powell-deepfake-nudes/

We cannot allow this to become the new normal.

One Of Nation’s Oldest Newspapers Shutters After Almost 240 Years https://theonion.com/one-of-nations-oldest-newspapers-shutters-after-almost-240-years/

Mohammed's son had an accident and needs surgery, please donate to help with his hand!

it's the first one

Schedule for the week! Oh look theres a car-othon going on! wonder what that's about!?

Andor has a lot to say about the world we live in now.

X Users Ask Grok To Put More Clothes On Elon Musk Pictures https://theonion.com/x-users-ask-grok-to-put-more-clothes-on-elon-musk-pictures/

WotC put the fucking orzhov boob window back rn or i will fucking lose it.

Please take advantage of my low low prices this valentines v.v I do all sorts, furry, all sexes, fanart, yadayadayada Just £30 each 😩💙 Love ya darlings #commission #ych #artsky #illustration #art #sale #comms #fantasy

MUTUAL AID REQUEST! On the upbeat is such an important pillar to the ska scene! HELP IF YOU CAN AND IF NOT, then BOOST!

Kristi Noem On Renée Good Murder: ‘We Will Find The Immigrant Who Did This’