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PAM BONDI, RELEASE THE FILES!

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This girl is hiding in the attic of Matt Gaetz’s house, or so I have heard…

That aged quickly.

The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas. It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...

Snatching Defeat from the Jaws of Victory. Again. Shame on you all !!! @schumer.senate.gov @kaine.senate.gov @cortezmasto.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov @hassan.senate.gov @king.senate.gov @shaheen.senate.gov @rosen.senate.gov

Do you really think whitewashing the insanity will protect you when they come for you? The president posting himself dumping excrement on citizens would, at one time, evoked some outrage. @nytimes.com

Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

🎶🇺🇲Well I'm proud to be an American 🎶 where at least I know .... that people who ridicule the president or his friends will be deprived of their livelihoods in a public spectacle designed to provoke fear and submissiveness in the general population 🇺🇲 🎶

🙃 #GavinNewsom #EpsteinFiles

Interviewer: “can you explain the gap in your resume between 2023 and 2025?” Linda Yaccarino: “…” Interviewer: “…” Linda Yaccarino: “I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography.”

Pam Bondi in February: The Epstein client list is sitting on my desk right now to review. Pam Bondi today: There is no Epstein client list and no "further disclosure" of Epstein-related material "would be appropriate or warranted."

#marcorubio @marcorubio.bsky.social

this is brilliant #elonmusk #Wisconsin

#petehegseth #clownswithflamethrowers

#stephenmiller #petehegseth #villageidiots

America, do you want to know what Canada is feeling right now? This is how we are feeling youtu.be/_OzbmriDgQc?...

America, do you want to know what Canada is feeling right now? This is how we are feeling youtu.be/_OzbmriDgQc?...

I just signed a petition demanding the Minister of Innovation, Science and Industry Ban X/Twitter in Canada. Join me in signing here: you.leadnow.ca/petitions/ba... you.leadnow.ca/petitions/ba...

#Jeffbezos #WashingtonPost #boycottwashingtonpost

Streisand Effect the Hell out of this.

A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.