BREAKING: Sexual Chocolate have backed out of Freedom 250.

So he’s bombing Cuba this weekend I’m guessing.

Managed decline.

Didn’t watch it. I’m assuming Israel’s song was genuine bland fucking dogshit. The fact it was that high means the competition is well and truly dead.

Clash of the Shite-uns.

I was saying Brexit was a load of shitty wank long before Starmer made it cool.

Who would have thought that a human rights lawyer with a stiffy for genocide and pandering to the same people who thought the Tories were doing a bang up job for the 14 years before they were kicked out would be so embarrassingly rejected by the electorate?? Mind… fucking… blown.

Meltdownia Trump.

Notice he’s getting rid of the women first?

Every MAGA voted for the last two. A significant number of wealthy Americans absolutely voted for all of this.

All Chuck Norris jokes immediately becoming void.

Would be my response as well. He is a nob.

Is… is he making a sarcastic “boohoo” face?

Mother of the year.

It’s probably gonna take a Jamie Lannister in the Secret Service to sort this, isn’t it?

If he stops bombing Iran, can he count it as one of the wars he’s ended?

The Bitch of Both Worlds A Fistful of Bitches Bitch in a Bottle Bitch of Chaotica Little Green Bitches

BREAKING: The two-way race in Gorton and Denton between Labour and Reform has been won by... the Greens

Oh! It does exist! 😱 Tactical-choice.uk

The United Kingdom as a whole would benefit massively from access to a weed bakery. As the future owner/operator of one of these cozy little hole in the wall bakeries with cool Star Trek shit on the walls, I’m making a heartfelt plea to Gorton and Denton. Lead the way. Go Green.

In a few hours in Gorton and Denton - you have the opportunity to transform our politics. A vote for Hannah Spencer & the Green Party will entirely change our national conversation. And Hannah will be brilliant for Manchester. Check her out 👇🏼 youtu.be/uCy0VdHTVvs?...

Royals love nonces and nonces love royals.

“Dear diary. Bit of a shit birthday tbh. Off to Pizza Express Woking to cheer myself up”

Dunno about you lads, but I think sitting in the hot tub and drinking whole milk with RFK Jr and Kid Rock, while listening to… Kid Rock has definitely stirred up the Alpha in me.

RIP to all the American soldiers who are about to die to protect a paedophile from accountability 😭😭😭

“Roses are white. Violets are gray

Never a more apt moment for this gif. Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues were the tits.

Getting sick of all these parasites coming to our country for free money.

I'm not saying that every liberal is a nonce and every centrist is a nonce, but politically, every centrist and every liberal DOES support the political rule of the Epstein Class.

Labour friends of corrupt shitbags handing state secrets to nonces

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

The murder of thousands of children wasn’t enough to take away the second amendment, but when trying to hide from the Epstein files and kidnapping and killing ppl in the street, then not a problem

The only thing safe in America is the Epstein Files

So MAGA are anti-gun now?

It's so exhausting to to be constantly told by American leaders that the defining policy of the 80 odd years during which the US became the most wealthy and powerful country in the history of the world was a grossly unfair failure for them.

"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."

Denmark can end this now. Full ownership of the Territory of Greenland in exchange for the full unredacted Epstein files.

The only NATO country to ever invoke A5 and drag their allies (most of them European) into a shitty regime change/regional destabilisation war that left hundreds of thousands dead - USA Only country to bully said allies who sent their sons and daughters to die - USA Irredeemable scumbaggery.

The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same

Came on to check how @telthetrekkie.bsky.social was doing for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

Father Ted

Nice to see him putting that FIFA Peace Prize to good use.

Honestly… if you’ve made it to 2026 you can count “survive 2025” as a resolution boxed off. Happy new year. Whatever you’re doing and whoever you’re doing it with, I hope it’s the absolute tits. Love and shit. 🖖

Since when did Americans start saying “shite”? That’s our thing… we rightfully stole it from the Irish.

Twice.

How I’m walking out of 2025