It's so exhausting to to be constantly told by American leaders that the defining policy of the 80 odd years during which the US became the most wealthy and powerful country in the history of the world was a grossly unfair failure for them.

"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."

Denmark can end this now. Full ownership of the Territory of Greenland in exchange for the full unredacted Epstein files.

The only NATO country to ever invoke A5 and drag their allies (most of them European) into a shitty regime change/regional destabilisation war that left hundreds of thousands dead - USA Only country to bully said allies who sent their sons and daughters to die - USA Irredeemable scumbaggery.

The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same

Came on to check how @telthetrekkie.bsky.social was doing for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

Father Ted

Nice to see him putting that FIFA Peace Prize to good use.

Honestly… if you’ve made it to 2026 you can count “survive 2025” as a resolution boxed off. Happy new year. Whatever you’re doing and whoever you’re doing it with, I hope it’s the absolute tits. Love and shit. 🖖

Since when did Americans start saying “shite”? That’s our thing… we rightfully stole it from the Irish.

Twice.

How I’m walking out of 2025

Remember when the queen died and Center Parcs said all their visitors had to either leave or stay imprisoned in their rooms/villas for the funeral

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Whatever alternate dimension alien kid runs the AI simulation we’re clearly living in is just doing this shit on purpose now.

Just gone midnight here so I’ll say it now. However you’re celebrating, and whoever you’re celebrating with, Happy Epsteinmas everyone. The U.K. opened its present early and got rid of a royal.

Look. While I’m not saying I’d use Comic Sans for all my correspondence. I’m just saying it would be nice to live in a society where it’s not judged as harshly as it is. That’s all 🤷🏻‍♂️

Ungrateful, rebellious, tax dodging bastards. Happy thanksgiving guys. I don’t think your new king is much better than your last one if I’m being honest.

People who "create" AI slop should be forced to consume only AI slop and not be allowed to watch, read or listen to anything made by a human. Let them wallow in the cesspit of their creation.

Mark Kelly is gonna be the one they put up for 2028 y’know. Former Astronaut becoming President is straight out of a Michael Bay movie AND he eats a special kind of paint to make his shit come out red, white and blue. Murican hero, directly targeted by the villain. Seems inevitable. He’d walk it.

Fucking SHITE! #LFC

“I want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump” - Jeffrey Epstein. What on earth could he have been “barking” about?

Unsurprising. But also deeply awful that these people would congregate together at social events for young women and girls and probably just talk about weird pedo shit.

Only title Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten-Windsor can now claim… Nonce. Now fucking do the rest of the parasitic inbred bastards.

My battered heart was stupid enough to hope that this sham of an “agreement” would at least make it to a week without being broken by the IOF.

White House staff doing a last minute sweep for ketchup bottles.

Uh… by releasing the files?

Be funny if his name’s Mario.

His kids were there, apparently.

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Gorn in 60 seconds.

I miss the days when the biggest thing pissing society off was U2 forcing to have one of their albums for free.

Patton Oswalt playing a Vulcan called “Doug” is one of new favourite things about Star Trek. Four and a half Vulcans is a fucking belter of an episode. #SNW

Jesus! He looks rougher than a badgers arsehole. I hope he’s dying. I hope he announces it to his cult and sends them all a bottle of Trump Vodka so they can do a final toast to him. We’ll warn them all, obviously. They won’t listen, obviously.

The Nobel Peace Prize nomination committee has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in history here. They’d have to give the award to themselves for the amount of good it would do for the world.

(Kiddy) Fiddler on the Roof.

Please let there be 49 more.

Was he vaccinated?

Of all the things canonised in the latest Strange New Worlds episode, the musical catalogue of Wham! Surviving WW3 and the Post-Atomic Horror is my new favourite, weird thing about Star Trek.

Given how much he’s worth I’m genuinely surprised, and a little bit impressed tbf that his side piece wasn’t a 23 year old.

“…and may every day be another wonderful secret.”

There’s no excuse for keeping your P+ subscription at this point. Pirates life for meeeee 🖖

Hopefully the kids thank Labour by making Corbyn the next PM.

Happy New Star Trek Day nerds 🖖 #SNW

I'd just like to point out how weird it is that places with hundreds or even thousands of reporters — the NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, AP, etc. — are all getting pummeled on every major story by the dozen computerboys at Wired. To fumble the bag this consistently is, at some point, cowardice and a choice.

Chelsea’s trophy picture getting photobombed by a nonce lol.