Jfc

I swear this tiny town we're in must have been in a Hallmark movie. The streets are empty and there are fairy lights everywhere. The hotel is gorgeous. Or, I should say gorge-us. The same gorge from that the movie "It" was filmed here. ✨️🎈

Oh, wow, we are getting the US version of CNN, not International. Weird. I'm confused.

Okay, no MSNOW in this hotel. Only CNN and BBC for international news. But, also, no Fox News. 👏

Let's start this wedding weekend! #MotherOfTheBride. 🥂 Also, I don't want to leave my house or pjs. But, people have left their country and flown over here, so I need to get ready. But, I also am a bit afraid of the bride. Which is weird because she's super chill today. Almost too chill.

Any one else shocked that MAGA is just like yea, Trump is being bitch slapped by Israel after they marched in the streets chanting “Jews will not replace us“ in North Carolina?

An Epstein files document indicates Epstein was under DEA investigation for drug trafficking and prostitution. DEA won’t give the details to the US Senate. More on Substack here: open.substack.com/pub/thefrank...

“Our noble assistance to a country under siege really hurts our ability to attack another country illegally” is not the sob story Peter Tryhard seems to think it is.

When the Japanese live translation goes silent because the translators are too stunned to repeat your Pearl Harbor “joke” to the Japanese PM, you’ve officially reached a new level of diplomatic failure. Those seconds of silence were the most honest reaction of the day.

I'm watching the Louis Theroux Manosphere doc, and these men are so insecure that it makes them toxic. I don't think they know how much they're fucking themselves over. Raise better men, parents.

This is in my lecture about design this pm, but it could usefully be applied to so much: “Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage — to move in the opposite direction.” - E.F. Schumacher, Small Is Beautiful

When you’re being scrutinized for your anger issues at your own DHS confirmation hearing, maybe that’s a sign. Let’s hope Mullin can keep calm during a real crisis.

Trump’s wars were already using $1 billion of your tax dollars, and now he’s going to ask for another $200 billion. A staggering amount, especially when Americans are already seeing costs rise everywhere.

Even with all the news organizations and their taking-heads, this is still the best explanation for Trump's predicament I've seen so far.🗽

Crockett: "What if someone from another country said 'We're gonna bomb America bc we have a warrant for the president's arrest bc of the child sex trafficking in the Epstein files.' Every single one of you sticking up for him right now would be screaming. The analysis has to be the same."

in an alternate universe there’s a cat that loves mondays and hates lasagna

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The next move, I hope, is @robertgarcia.bsky.social holding a press conference asking why the attorney general won't give testimony under oath about the sex trafficking ring that likely implicates the president. And then another the next day. And the next. And the next.

Does this 200 billion dollars mean trump didn’t win the war last week?

Well at least there's an art collector in charge of the Navy and a former junior co-host of Fox and Friends Weekend in charge of the Defense Department. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/16/u...

This is the quintessence of narcissistic sociopathy. And just plain stupidity. From @anneapplebaum.bsky.social:

FROST: We asked Pam Bondi multiple times, are you going to come and speak with us under oath? She would not say yes. We want her under oath because we do not trust her. Why don't we trust her? Because she's a liar.

We want Justice! Impeach Bondi.

I'm feeling something like respect for Rand Paul AND I WANT IT TO STOP.

Quite a lengthy pause and I think the answer is no, despite the final response that he is briefed 10-15 times were week. These sound like ad hoc meetings as opposed to the traditional daily intelligence briefings.

Rand Paul: “I just wonder if someone who applauds violence against their political opponents is the right person to lead an agency that has struggled to accept limits to the proper use of force.” The entire confirmation hearing in one sentence.

Ossoff: "The American people need to know that the president is fundraising for his political campaign and his PAC using images of American service members killed in action, and it's a disgrace"

The major media are afraid to report that the president is out of his mind.

Why are we allowing the president of the United States who rapes children to run our country into the fucking ground?

Markwayne Mullin is about as sharp as a wet bowling ball.

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When he says these crazy things, he thinks that he thinks he can Svengali the entire world into forgetting that he has wanted to NATO from his very first term. That he 🇺🇲 didn't NATO countries he's tariffed and threatened recently, and that he'd already claimed "total" victory in Iran.

It occurs to me that Trump's problem with the courts is that he bought off some of judges, but not all of the judges. 🤔 ⚖️ 🇺🇲

Aguilar: "It never occurred to me that an administration would come in & want to use only AI to target and to kill people, and to have no humans in the kill chain making decisions. This is shocking but that's clearly the authority that Pete Hegseth wants. It's scary & is going to necessitate policy"

Scathing. 🔥🔥🔥

𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙮📖 'Kakistocracy'

A tsunami of corruption is sweeping through Washington. The Trump administration makes decisions based on how much they can enrich the wealthy and well-connected. We must act before our global standing craters, our economy falters, and Americans pay for this for generations to come.

The Oscars next year are happening during the 50th Anniversary of Star Wars. They should have @markhamillofficial.bsky.social and Harrison Ford present an award together. It could be the Luke/Han reunion we were sadly denied in the sequel trilogy.

On the one hand 🫴, Joe Kent made a principled decision by resigning from the Trump Admin. And, it really says something that, Kent, an Ultra-Ultra-Ultra-MAGA turned on Trump so publicly. On the other hand 🫴, he's a MF-ing fucking NAZI and I'd still kick him in his MF-ing balls.🥜🤾😡

Bring on the prosecutions! www.cbsnews.com/news/gregory...

In 4th grade French class, we had to give a presentation on an animal of our choice, and I picked the Dik-Dik, which is a tiny antelope and talked about how it liked to run around on a "track" which in French is "piste" and that went over like you'd think with 9yr olds. Dik-Diks running on a piste.

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HOULAHAN: Will you commit that the DoD will not deploy military personnel at polling places? HUMIRE: I reserve decisions based on the president Q: Would you do that unlawful act? HUMIRE: It would go through the same review process as every request we get from the WH Q: There's already a law

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Oh my God. What an absolute fiasco

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Khanna on Fox News: "There was no imminent threat. Now there's a threat to the United States. We've created a threat."

Quiet part out loud, etc etc