After 7 l-o-n-g weeks, wishing Arizona Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva, who is the 158th & final vote to release the EPSTEIN Files, a wonderful Swearing-In Day, although not everyone is all that happy about it. #AccountabilityIsComing

At first I was disappointed with her. Now I’m just appalled.

If my meds allowed me to cry I'd have cried many times today.

“kids will change your life” is the best argument for AND against having kids

Happy thanksgiving my Canadian friends!

Had to blanket a horse tonight. Ugh it begins.

We need like a Saturday or something right after Tuesday because Wednesday ain’t it

This has nothing to do with crime. This is an attempt to crush political dissent. Never before, in our entire 250 year history, has the military or immigration agents been used like this. It's dystopian, illegal, and it should stop.

Wild me just dropped $200 on prime day deals ... ... (Ok I bought dog and cat food)

Children are no longer allowed to be bored because then they might make noise and move and people really hate that

Norovirus and chicken pox are both circulating at daycare simultaneously.

Porch life

My kid has norovirus. Pray for us.... Sigh

This shit is dystopian. Blackhawk helicopters, zip-tied kids, and racial segregation vans. ICE is terrorizing communities.

Hillary Clinton referred to SOME Trump supporters as”deplorable,” and the political media had a meltdown. Trump refers to all Democrats as anti-American radical communists and “the enemy within,” and it’s no big deal. His reckless and dangerous demonization has been fully normalized.

Hey why haven’t I seen an all-hands press conference from democratic leadership saying the president must be impeached for threatening to use troops on US citizens? Like why aren’t 25 key Dems in a room right now with every camera in the country? @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social ? @schumer.senate.gov ?

Treat yo self (I tell myself as I buy protein powder)

I hate potty training. It's demoralizing.

RFK: we’re making America healthy again AMERICA: omg are we finally getting healthcare?! RFK: we’re replacing the fluoride in your water with horse dewormer AMERICA: oh okay

Shorter JD Vance: You are not allowed to criticize ICE. Goes along with shorter Pete Hegseth: You are not allowed to criticize the military's action at Wounded Knee. And shorter Donald Trump: You are not allowed to criticize me. It's full-on authoritarianism, all the way down.

Getting an early jump on the holidays by already gaining five pounds I’ll never lose again and being exhausted and arguing with my family

Let's be clear: if my daughter has autism it's DEFINITELY from me, but it has nothing to do with Tylenol.

My kid turns 3 today. How is that even possible?

I BEEN SAYING!!!

WOMENS RUGBY WORLD CUP 🇨🇦🍁

Am I the only one who has read The Way of Kings and found it boring AF?

I'm thinking about getting a weighted vest for dog walks. Is that too old for me? Nah...

Just opened a new tab and sir Michael Caine was featured. My heart stopped. But he's still alive! Woohoo!!

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

Imagine if we actually did this

That’s because it’s a crime, Donald.

Having an upset stomach in the office is one of the circles of hell.

Just now realizing “One day you’ll understand” was a dire warning

"Can you turn on music so me and my toys can dance?" - My adorable toddler in the bath.

The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.

He probably thinks the vaccines killed them.

His military flyover of the Epstein Survivor's Press Conference was like when a little kid puts their fingers in their ears, saying "Nyah, nyah, nyah I can't hear you!"! Pathetic, hugely expensive & hilariously ineffective. #TerrifiedOfTheEPSTEIN_Files 😨

WTAF.

Oh HELL yes

RFK JR: You’re just making stuff up Hassan: Sometimes when you make an accusation, it’s kind of a confession

If you don’t believe in vaccines block me.

I hate when IG fitness accounts are like “if you’re eating peanut butter, string cheese, and nuts and think you’re snacking healthy THINK AGAIN” and it’s like dear god please there are only so many foods

Guess who turns 41 today??

And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas

Just booked a haircut in December if you want to know my current anxiety levels. For me planning reduces anxiety...

This hits harder than when I saw this movie the first time. #CaptainAmerica

Bravo to ALL of the brave women speaking out today. #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles