It's my baby girl's 10th birthday! I have to work today, but we're gonna celebrate this weekend. If you'd like to bring Copper a gift/offering, I'm at @dv8_club until 7:15pm 😘

Finally cleaned out a storage unit I've had for over 10 years. Discovered I still have my ex's birth certificate. I missed out on so many identity-theft opportunities.

I regret to inform you that Gwar has pushed the boundaries of good taste.

Today, I started sobbing uncontrollably while singing along to a Trisha Yearwood song. So, if you're wondering if 6 months of Ketamine and trauma therapy has healed me, the answer is no.

Throwing it way back to my first club "ad."

Me: Always tired. Also Me: Can't sleep no matter what I do.

I'm trying really hard to feel otherwise, but mentally I'm in a pretty dark place.

The new Fantastic 4 world is the world we would have had if JFK wasn't assassinated.

Professor Boots Glenn 2/14/2007-8/8/2025 You will always be missed.

Hell yeah brother, it's Angie's ( @angiewa.com ) birthday! From 12pm-7pm today she'll be behind the bar pretending to be a pro-wrestler and we're all just gonna indulge her because *Leo season.* Don't be a jabroni and come wish her a happy birthday!

Too lazy to type this all again. If you'd like to send me a birthday gift, here my wishlist 😘 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

GUYS LOOK WHAT @angiewa.com SENT ME AND RILEY!!!! Riley can only look at it I’m not sure I can watch her tear apart sexy wounded Jeff Goldblum

I think I get classified as "mean" or "cold" a lot for simply having clear, well-communicated boundaries and sticking to them.

Every day is a struggle not to fist fight men at the gym.

This link is an excellent resource for all the ways we can contact payment providers to complain about the removal of queer and adult games, comics, books and media from all our platforms. Tell these companies to stop censoring queer and adult content. It makes no sense! Enough is enough!

Forgot my instagram password and my authenticator no longer has the code from when I set that up. Anyone have any advice on how to get back into my account?

I will NOT be at Dv8 or Mary's until next weekend. Promise to miss me? ✈️🇪🇸

Casual reminder that my birthday is coming up and you should get me because it would make me happy and I'm a consumer whore - and how! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

The year is 2025. Elmo is a Nazi. The president, also a Nazi, is being taken to task for his prolific history of child rape. The richest man in the world, also a Nazi, has released his chatbot which instructs people on how to break into people’s homes and rape them. The chatbot is also a Nazi.

I will never get tired of bro-ifying my shifts with @mickeymeow69.bsky.social

If you're not at least a little bit afraid of me, how am I supposed to have any fun?

Niki by me.

Throwback in the woods with the incomperable Angie Marie @angiewa.com

Me by @samshootstoomuch.bsky.social

I miss American Apparel.

My Tummy Hurts: A Memoir

If my depression and anxiety could just not right now, that'd be great.

Today is the last day to vote for me for best bartender in Portland! Follow the link and vote for me! If I win, I will post my 5-star starfish on main 😉 bop.wweek.com/drink/best-b...

Today is the last day to vote for me for best bartender in Portland! Follow the link and vote for me! If I win, I will post my 5-star starfish on main 😉 bop.wweek.com/drink/best-b...

Turtle Mutual Aid:

You know it's serious when the geese are collaborating with us.

I'm not particularly good at landscapes, but here's an attempt.

Me by @gaypanek.bsky.social

Remember when I use to dye my bush? Me by @gaypanek.bsky.social We have more photos together but I was terrible about organizing my photo sets up until the last couple of years so now I can't find them 😅

Niki by me.

Me by @samshootstoomuch.bsky.social Rest of the set is on my sites.

@angiewa.com says "hi" from Portland a few years ago

Not a doctor. Not a scientist. No. A longtime heroin addict and current steroid enthusiast who perjured himself in confirmation hearings in order to pursue a twisted agenda that will kill more Americans than Osama Bin Laden.

Me by @art-of-breckheimer.bsky.social

I forgot the link 🤦‍♀️ bop.wweek.com/drink/best-b...

Have voted for me for best bartender in Portland yet? Cause you should! Do it for my butthole.

It's Secret Roller Disco season!

It’s not hoarding if you call it an 'asset class.‘

Me by @art-of-breckheimer.bsky.social

Let me rephrase: If you're interested in working with me, please email me at [email protected]. Please indicate if you're interested in hiring me or want to shoot trade and include a link to somewhere I can see your work. My interest in trade is limited...

Me by @art-of-breckheimer.bsky.social