Anyone want star fruit? U have to come pick it though

MARY POPPINS MUSIC VIDEO OUT NOW!!! youtu.be/-Ty41h_OIXI?...

But he is so hot wym???

characters at this year’s met gala: thread

Dem gone

Who asked me about star fruits recently. The tree full and I rather dem nuh drop on the ground.

No clue but she fix me up real good so she’s forgiven

I need a quick nap and a deposit of 15 million dollars in my checking account to wake up to.

I’m back on bbno$ dick 🫦

Same. But what?

The fact that it’s only Tuesday 💀

The words "man/woman" mean an adult male/female HUMAN BEING, while the words "male/female" are imprecise since they don't specify age nor more important, species. When one says “men” but uses “females” as the opposite, it’s subtly denying women of their humanity, so yes, it’s disrespectful.

I need to find out when he is leaving cuz I need to mentally prep for however more days I have left

The owner of the house has been up in my face since he got here and he just don’t understand that I like my own space. The one day he wasn’t here he video called me. He always video calls. Always want company. I am so sick of him.

I’ve really been leaning into just leaving things alone. People/spaces/conversations everything and every one

Never in my life am I ever ok with someone calling my phone unless it’s an emergency or I am expecting your call. Frighten me outa my sleep for what?!?

At one point yesterday we all took turns going none verbal and half or more of the group was horizontal. It was perf.

@zhoex.bsky.social thanks for the company yesterday. Kells is hilarious

Happy holidays to those who celebrate!

do you or do you not feel bonita

Once you realize some people not worth the hassle life becomes easier

I’m so excited for tomorrow

Same reason digicel and flow and Jps and NWC and all the other companies where they r the only option.

Still can't believe Palace didn't re-release Dune 2 in 4DX. That management is going to be the death of Palace.

TODAY IS MY BABY BIRTHDAY!!!! I HAVE A WHOLE 10 YEAR OLD YALL!!!!!!

Cuss him out today queens 🙂

The fact that Clark refuses to claim that boy 🤭 baby trapped

First Ben AFlack movie I enjoyed

Watch her nuh

The stink that school kids walk around with should be illegal. Jesus man

An ideal Friday date night

Not rain when I already don’t wanna go to work

When you convince Dr Strange to show 1 billion scenarios and you don’t end up with the chick you been DMing in ANY of them.

Look what I just found in my backyard

don’t be a dickhead

Saying you want any sort of relationship with me only for you to not have any communication skills is madness. You can’t say you want something and the only time we speak is if I check in. Just know seh after try number 2 I’m done.

BRB, just moving Temu from "discount retailer" to "luxury" in my spreadsheet

Hey guys, do me a quick favour. If you have a copy of Vengeance On The Heavens could you reply or DM me to say the version you have (eBook, Paperback, or Hardcover). Also if you have the paperback and it doesn't have the page numbers, please DM me.

I don’t even know what’s happening anymore dawg. Like none of this can possible be real.

and something 🌸pink🌸

Folks who message "Hi", "Hello", or any other greeting, then refuse to say the next thing until you get a response, why do you do that? I'm curious why you don't just say what you came to say. This is a genuine query.

Has flow data been fucking up for other people??? It’s says connected but nada

Jamaican pple are hilarious. Regular car with flashing lights and siren trying to cross a green light and it took forever for someone to stop. They did not give a fuck

🫰🏽

I slept through the first ice cream truck let’s see if I catch the second.

Also @roxpprczrs.bsky.social I have beef with yuh husband. Whhhhhy Kai nah no eyes?!? Poor girl won’t be able to smile for a pic in peace 😭😭😭😭 (tell her I love her)

Forgot that 2 events are happening same time as stadium. The road is NASTY. Left work 4:30 and me just a reach home. I am SICK!

She used AI for the pics in her training and both the men and women have the same exact same face but one had a beard and two share an arm

Staying late at work cuz the officers needs bodies for their mock trainings. Dem lucky me nice ennuh cuz I shoulda left at 3