I miss being skinny

I had the weirdest dream last night

My car idling at 1900 rpm is such a Subaru thing

11:11

Whoa

I want a torch for when I’m cooking and baking stuff

There I was, sitting on the stairwell with a cup of eggnog and a shot of whiskey

22° in December is excessive

Darling it was long LONG before that

😔 it’s a male shopper

Damn, I placed my order at 4:31am and the shopper is already on it. What if I wanted more stuff? 😭

Sigh I’ve been awake all night

Where are my rollers? I want a Farrah look in the morning but I wrapped my hair. Am I really gonna take it down?

I almost cut bangs earlier

😔 who wants to wash my hair?

It’s snowing so effing hard

Jamaica has a basketball team. If dem never hate we before…fada…

I can have a BLT 2 days in a row right?

It is what it is, for better or worse But I wish that it wasn't, yeah, I wish this worked out somehow

I’m having thoughts

And another thing

Does the planet know it’s only December?

That time of the year when I’m reminded how pale I am

What’s for breakfast? Yorkshire pudding and breakfast sausages and gravy. That’s what

You wouldn’t think I have a 3 hour training, 3 papers and an assignment due by Friday but I do

Gonna be a straight natural for the winter because at the rate my hair grows and I’m determined not to cut it, I can’t handle my hair being wet in the cold and styling it curly without using heat to dry leaves it wet for longer than I want. If I’m gonna use heat I may as well just blow out my hair

Made chimichurri and added sumac and used malt vinegar (cuz I didn’t have red wine vinegar) and let me tell you something 🤤

I want a steak

What do I do with myself?

My hand is swelling up again whoooo

Thinking of making a roast duck for Christmas

😔 nobody wanna bring a night shifter a plate? Damn

Got hit in the face 3x last night 🤪

Tini lost one of her babies 😔

My Snapchat memories are haunting me

I’m too good

11:11

Me + AugustInTheWinter

Gonna make naan tomorrow I think

Can’t wait to make chicken salad to go on my pumpernickel in the morning

Blueberry Ube Chocolate and cinnamon marble Plain I think I’ll stick to those

Okay taking requests. What kind of bagels should I make next?

I was only suppose to take a short nap around 4 and somehow I just woke up

I’m good at this bagel making thing

@mynx.bsky.social late breakfast cuz I had an appointment earlier but here we go

So the problem is, I want a full English breakfast in the morning but I only have the eggs. I don’t have any of the other ingredients 😔

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I need an orange and I don’t have one