I’m sorry I’ve been MIA 😭

Thanks for coming today @oglilith.bsky.social !! I hope the country food made up for the drive 😂

This ketch me too. You’re not alone 😭

Two persons today tell me baby girl looks Indian 😭 she is NOT

Thank goodness as a first time mom I am confident in my motherhood because imagine being accused of overfeeding my child. 😐

Mi see now why you and Tiffknee a fren

Baby girl just finish 6oz 😩 I’ll be setting up a gofundme to afford her formula

lol lemme tell yall if I there wasn’t a whole international border between @vaxxednoutside.bsky.social and I she would find me to kick me enuh 😂😂

Just remember the 2 draws

I love how packing a suitcase is a 7 day process

Lmaooo 😂 it doesn’t help either that she’s also all cheeks 😂 (I’ll give her a kiss on your behalf)

I do not claim this land

Don’t break my heart like this

Long time.

I hope yall know that @vaxxednoutside.bsky.social loves me very very much

Don’t listen to her. Calm down Blushie

Thank you. It’s a mix of trauma and delusion

To how I was sleeping cause your niece decided she doesn’t want to anymore

If yall see me box @vaxxednoutside.bsky.social with my titty DO NOT INTERVENE it’s for her own good

Always ✨

See the problem is y'all looking for plot. Are you here to watch big lizard or fucking what?

I just completely combed out my hair (I haven’t since January) oh my gosh

Breastfeeding really is taking me out. I was tired of my shirts getting wet so I stopped wearing shirts why I wake up and my shorts wet??? 😂😂 it’s like my breast hellbent on wetting up SUMN!

Welp. Slept for long and breast milk leaked straight down to the bed.

Having a parent with early signs of dementia is not for the weak. This is not how I wanted to be woken up 😭

Daylight savings is March 9th. Helllooooo spring!

I am feeling every ounce of that 75th percentile. My arms hurt

Weeks now me want likkle stew chicken and fried dumplings

Baby girl is so expressive and happy in the mornings. She nuh get that from me at all.

Baby girl is in the 75th percentile for weight. She is a chunker

It’s always the late night/early morning feeds this little girl refuse to burp and so I have to hold her for 20 mins. Maybe this is her plan.

Baby girl is slowly discovering she has hands with fingers that can be licked and chewed

I just spent over an hour trying to put this child to sleep. She fell asleep and I randomly look down and see 2 bright eyes

If Willy’s nuh have fried chicken today me aguh bawl

From I saw white people say it nasty I knew to stay away. They look dry as hell.

Motherhood is scary enuh cause WHAT THE FUCK WAS YOU JUST CHOKING ON!!!??? And she just goes back to sleep like nothing happened. EXCUUUSSEE!!???

She needs to come to Toronto before I fight her husband.

Before having this baby I ran my mouth. Talked shit saying she will NEVER sleep in my bed She is currently asleep in my bed 😭

Baby girl slept for over 3 hours

Both of baby girl’s grandpas spoil her. Thank God for them in her life.

Baby girl been giving genuine smiles lately and I swear they melt my heart. Those little gummy smiles 😭

It’s 5:13am tired mommy log I put a fresh diaper on and fed her. Baby girl is slowly falling asleep Or so I thought She is currently VIOLENTLY pooping It’s warm. Very warm. I can feel it through the diaper and her onesie. This is going to be a shit show…literally

Me: *fixes baby’s head* sis you look uncomfortable Her: *puts head back how it was.* Me: okaaayyyy nuff mi nuff.

Without a doubt!

*belch* TANK GAD

*whispers* buy yuh niece sumn nice.

Changed diaper. Fed. Burped. Swaddled. Okay this muss mek she drop asleep Her: 👀