Badniss Everdaan
@naolat.bsky.social
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🇧🇧🍉💃🏾🦋🍱🥗🍕🥮
How does one atone to the universe for accidentally running over a pigeon?
2 days ago
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Whenever I see someone wearing the same colour as me in the gym, in my head we’re on the same team. It’s legit us against everyone else in there😤
6 days ago
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This weakness for cookies may be my undoing
18 days ago
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I love how a bright red lip instantly makes you feel put together, even if you’re just bopping out to the supermarket in a B or C tier fit. 😊💋
21 days ago
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I strongly suspect that companies are selling us regular tap water in bottles labeled as “Distilled”, because HOW does my fabric steamer accumulate so much calcium residue???
about 1 month ago
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I want to try these yummy-looking seasonal drinks from Italia, but on principle I refuse! These prices are outrageous!! Every 60 days they sneaking up 😠
about 1 month ago
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Sometimes when I feel a little down, I like to recall when the Attorney General of Barbados said “punany” on an official televised press conference, and we all lost our minds. And then I cheer right up 😊
about 1 month ago
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Sometimes I forget, but then I get on a dance floor and remind myself who the F I am 💃🏾🤩
about 2 months ago
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Annalise Skeeting
about 2 months ago
"Baby on board" decals are interesting because what the fuck do you expect us to do with that information
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It happened! An elderly gentleman was trying to manoeuvre into a parking space near me, and I gleefully instructed him to “put in all de lock!”
about 2 months ago
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Been going overboard on the cookies recently and could use a lil reset! Going for the gold!
2 months ago
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Just finished watching The Perfect Neighbor doc, and the way those cops had nothing but care, concern and infinite patience for that miserable crone, dragging their feet to even arrest her in the first place…🤬😡🤬😡
2 months ago
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Buying tickets online in B’dos is more hassle than it should be: signing up to yet another ticketing site, prices in US, being charged a forex fee for a local event, plus processing fees… at this point just lemme hit up a box office 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
3 months ago
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That Big Batty Gyal energy immediately after going hard on the hip thrusts! Is this how y’all badonk-owners feel all the time??? 🤩🍑
3 months ago
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My dress was hit with all the aunties at the family gathering today. I can either accept that I too have reached “auntie status”, or I can resume showing a lil more skin😅
3 months ago
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Attended a moonlight yoga/reiki/sound bath session last night, and I left feeling relaxed, but still unclear about what reiki actually is
3 months ago
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Was too lazy to unrack the usual 95lb dumbell for sumo squats, so I tentatively tried the 110lb already lying out on the gym floor, and guess who’s an absolute beast?
#failingupward
#gymgirlie
#strongaf
3 months ago
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Why are these silly in app games so addictive? They already got me with the fruit stacking, the cake sorting, and the wood unscrewing…now I’m struggling to resist this Foodie sizzle shit 🤦🏾♀️
3 months ago
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Hugh Tran
4 months ago
When a group of cells in a body decides that their survival supersedes the needs of the rest of the system, draining all resources until eventual death, we call that a cancer*… and it’s a tragedy. But somehow so many do not see that this is exactly what b*llion*ires do.
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Here on the cable row machine machine , a lil distracted by one-a my gym crushes a mere 2 meters from me on the leg extension, and now I can’t remember what set I’m on 😕
4 months ago
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Soooo many men show you thru actions and sometimes plain words, that they see no value in you beyond how they can use your body, and it’s so disappointing.
4 months ago
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It should be socially acceptable to wear gym clothes 100% of the time from August - October in Barbados If I gonna be sweating like a pot cover unavoidably, it only makes sense 🥵
4 months ago
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Hot makeup tip, if u in a fucked up mood when u doing your brows, forget sisters/ twins: they gonna be work colleagues at best🤦🏾♀️ Better do a lil box breathing and count to 10 before u pick up that pencil
4 months ago
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I simply nonlonger care to sort and spit seeds from every bite of water watermelon. The 🍉 will be enjoyed as is, and the GI tract will just have to manage
#WeDonNotCareClub
4 months ago
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The dopamine hit when the random thrift store visit yields not 1, but THREE cute dresses
#sustainablefashion
4 months ago
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These companies think they’re so slick with their tiefing lil cost cutting tricks😒. Imagine cheating us outa 1/3 can of Thai Chili sardines. Shrinkflation should count as fraud
4 months ago
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🍂🎃 Pumpkin Spice QUEEN 👸🏾🎃
4 months ago
I'm so sick & tired of ppl trying to infantilize grown ass men who do fucked up & horrible things. Taking away real accountability & responsibility "That's not a man", "he's a boy" No bitch HE IS A MAN & THIS IS SHIT HUMAN MALES/ MEN DO
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If someone says they don’t know why they’re attracted to you, or refers to their attraction as “irrational”, it’s best to leave them alone to solve that mystery. 🤨
5 months ago
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The other night I dragged myself to a social function tho I knew it just wasn’t my scene . Got there and found the crew puffing away on cigars. 😖 Irritated that I ignored my inner voice in the 1st place, but proud that I protected my peace(and personal air quality) by leaving immediately .
5 months ago
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Ok, so I knew we were taping our boobs in place for certain outfits, but I had no idea that we were PAYING people to do it FOR us! Yet another item on the Baddie Price Tag
5 months ago
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There was a lady giving samples of a carbonated vodka drink in the supermarket just now , and most of the people sampling were the staff 😅
5 months ago
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Need to start calling dresses “frocks” more 😄 after all, it’s sunfrock season
5 months ago
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Tomorrow is Grand Kadooment, and I feel like putting on sunblock from all now 😟
5 months ago
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Genie Lauren
5 months ago
I don't know who needs to hear this, but please do not flush wipes. I don't care what the package says, they are not flushable. PLEASE.
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I name Kupa
5 months ago
nanny grigg and bussa did not burn 70% of the island's crops for you and the other baddies not to let the cheeks breathe. emancipate them in the name of anti colonialism and respectability politics!
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Mr. January 8th
5 months ago
All them times you may have felt you had to beg or plead for somebody’s attention. I promise you it’s somebody out there that wouldn’t dare leave your cup empty because they enjoy pouring into you.
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Every foreday jump I wonder if my cheeks are maybe a lil TOO out, and then de resta Barbies come and show how to REALLY have de cheeks out! 😅
5 months ago
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Having gainful employment is a blessing; Feels a teensy bit wrong to have to go in on Emancipation Day. Two true things coexisting
5 months ago
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Last night at Nandi & Spinny’ Wukshop, I was reminded how hard it is to “hand pun ya knees and push it back” when ya drenched in sweat 🥵
#nogrip
#slipperyknees
5 months ago
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Aliyah ♀ 𓋹
5 months ago
I can't fathom that several countries wanna recognize Palestine when they're the reason behind Palestine getting occupied and turning into a settler colonial state, Palestine has always been a state and a country and leaders of western countries are just hypocrites
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yvette sam laurent.
5 months ago
“Staying neutral” in situations where one party is clearly causing harm to the other is a character flaw, in my opinion. “I don’t do drama.” “It’s not my fight.” Loser.
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✨𝕊𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕒 - We Should ALL Be ANTIFA!✨📎
5 months ago
🤭🐉🦄🥓
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If you smoke a cigar in a fete all you’re really showing is that you’re an inconsiderate dweeb 👎🏽
5 months ago
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Even de promo bandanas are affected by shrinkflation🤦🏾♀️
#cropover2025
5 months ago
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Genie Lauren
6 months ago
I'm never gonna have a dog in this fight, but I find the people who purposely scream during the "Mute Challenge" gotta be the same people incapable of self-governing. . . Like those who don't put shopping carts back and leave them all around parking lots lol
add a skeleton here at some point
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biscuit tornado
6 months ago
the key to making it through a trip to the grocery store is remembering that no one here is my enemy despite where they are standing
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Humans are one of, if not THE MOST adaptable species on the planet. If we want to change something about ourselves, we do it. If we don’t want to change, we don’t . So much of who we think we are, is just a habit, and can be altered.
6 months ago
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Julie gagged us with this one! Good thing she made this joke herself 😅
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
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🙄😒What an mere online acquaintance expects after texting after 5pm yesterday, saying "I'm in Bim until tonight, would be nice to meet up":
6 months ago
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