Just did a large grocery pick up after work, and all I want to do is order Pad Thai and go to sleep 😴

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Le Sigh…

Rapture deez-nuts

Thinking of switching universes.

Girl dinner is quest chips dipped in cottage cheese because chasing this protein goal is a full time job.

You keep me safe and I’ll keep you wild

First Target, then Chobani, and now Disney.. this timeline sucks ass

Linlin wasn’t ready

Being an adult feels like, “if I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay” but it’s every damn week.😭😭

Gooble Gobble..One of Us

Live life, don't let it live you. ✌🏼

i scream you scream we all scream repeatedly forever

An INTENDED result of going after free speech is it scares people into being silent in a moment where we need everyone to be the loudest.

*Queen

Fuck the bare minimum, you deserve the bare maximum.

Just be quiet and eat the cake I made you

The only person I would EVER fan girl over 😮‍💨 my goddess 💋 Ashley Graham for Nina Ricci

Happy Birthday to Elvira, Mistress of the Dark! Happy Nightmares!💀

Today is considered a much needed self care day.. later, we beach 🎃

💀 / \ \__🙄 _/ / _//\\

Everytime I see Elphie on my desk, my brain automatically hits the note 🤭

”I’m sorry wuttttttt??????”

I don’t answer my phone but I sure will text you “what’s up” right after you call me

I love being crafty

aren’t you sad summer is over? me:

🔥♥️🔥

Mai tai‘s and sunsets

chiweenie

💜

My lil honker 🎃 Getting him used to wearing something ahead of time…he still hasn’t forgiven me for the gnome debacle of Halloween 2022

It’s in the eyes, Chico 😭😭

The moon tonight

It’s never too early

I noticed you weren't wearing all black. Is everything OK?

The reporters are asking these poor young kids more questions than they ask Trump. This crap needs to STOP.

My heart is broken

maybe this could help *offers a french baguette*

Quien quiere unos tacos de birria? 💋

More??

nowadays telling a person how you feel really be pointless fr

I bite

In the time of your life, live so that in the wondrous time you shall not add to the misery and sorrow of the world but shall smile to the infinite delight and mystery of it. - William Saroyan