“I was with you, until you said ‘pregnant people.’” I get this a lot. I’m an abortion provider, and the CEO and President of an org known for abortion advocacy. Let’s talk about why I use inclusive language — and why I’m not stopping. 🧵

I wouldn't cook a meal for their families, but I would definitely offer those families a ride to a shelter.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

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I've been feeling burned out and exhausted lately with work and life and haven't had much time to make new comedy stuff, but the Blue Jays winning last night in the most "Jays" way possible felt even better than watching Poilievre lose his riding and having to pretend to care about rural Alberta

Prior White House renovations were done by practical people with good taste. They made the building more functional without sacrificing its architectural and decorative refinements. The current renovations are being done by a shockingly vulgar man and will tackily undermine the building's beauty.

Israel is de-registering major nongovernmental aid groups from helping people in the Palestinian territories, according to several officials with humanitarian organizations. n.pr/42R8gJ2

I see this as a good thing. It may activate the HOA class, who will mobilize to treat Trump the way they treat a Black neighbor who takes too long to bring their trash cans in (public execution)

BREAKING! If elected, Pierre Poilievre promises to deploy Canadian military to "war-ravaged" Selkirk, Manitoba.

🔥🔥🔥👍🤣 "Mr. Speaker, the leader opposite said he was gonna "bring it home." He didn't bring home the election, he didn't bring home his riding, and half his party want to send him home." #cdnpoli

BREAKING! Liberals, Greens, NDP call on Poilievre to shut his freaking mouth and stop being such a gigantic douchebag.

OMFG, the grift. saveourostriches.com/e-store/

Republicans are quick to cry genocide when the victims are Christian. Not so much when they are brown and live in Gaza. The root problems of the killings in Nigeria are complex but their government says it is not a genocide. www.dw.com/en/nigeria-c...

Why do MAGAts get angrier the more they control and win everything. Because they hurt their supporters more. Because their opponents still mock them. Because things get worse not better. Because a government full of ass-kissers and incompetent jerks will never get any respect.

It is not the large crowds at the No Kings rallies that impress me most, they are impressive. What impresses most are the folks who turn out in modest numbers in the smaller places. Where the MAGAt influence is stronger, more oppresive, more intimidating. But they show up. Good on them!

Making Argentina Great Again

I will have more to mock regarding that insipid "Save Our Ostriches" grift, but there is a point that I feel is being overlooked, and that is the (utterly bogus) claim that the owners of the farm are engaged in "groundbreaking research" on the ostrich's immune system. saveourostriches.com

Dear Canada Border Services Agency: Can you assure us that you will not allow any convicted felons or adjudicated rapists into the country to watch the World Series? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

The funniest part of all of this asinine Rebel News tear-jerking, heartstring-tugging "Save Our Beloved Ostriches" stupidity is that the ostriches were being raised for *slaughter*. For *meat*. Oh, and the ostrich farm owners are a bunch of grifters. www.pauljhenderson.com/b-c-ostrich-...

I Am One of 20 Million in US With Long COVID. RFK Pulled the Rug From Under Us. truthout.org/articles/i-a...

An OpenAI executive said GPT-5 found solutions to 10 "previously unsolved" math problems when in reality all it did was find online references to places where people had already solved them techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/o...

Real time data coming out of the world’s climate measurement systems should be stopping us in our tracks. The latest estimate shows that, this week, the Earth is 1.9°C warmer than before we began burning fossil fuels. #climatecrisis #ClimateEmergency #auspol www.lyrebirddreaming.com/post/we-re-t...

Says the guy who took 10 years to get his BA through the online University of Athabasca He sponges off of taxpayers & calls Canadians stupid Sorry Skippy, we understand Carney’s big words, & we didn’t need to do online ed to do it. I am sick of this elitist insulting REAL working Canadians. #NeverPP

The symbolism of Canada's only baseball team playing in the World Series in the Year of our Lord "51st State" 2025 is too perfect to not happen.

Yam tits ceasefire.

Genuinely least self-aware motherfucker in Washington.

The *immediate* response to Johnson's reply here is to say, "OK, so we can confirm that this is a *choice* you're making. You are *deciding* to not swear her in, it is what you are *choosing* to do."

AI-related data centres use vast amounts of water. But gauging how much is a murky business As tech companies spend billions on data centres, citizens around the world are starting to push back AI uses too much electricity and water and should have their own grids, dams www.cbc.ca/news/ai-data...

I cannot *wait* for Canada's most infamous leeches off of society, Pierre and Ana Poilievre, to denigrate this as Nazi socialism.

What is a ceasefire is in the name. If either side is still shooting and killing, it is yet to be a ceasefire. For Israel the only plan was to get the last of the hostages and restart hostilities. The peace movement was a sham.

Tell us something we didn't know. Yet the Beeb is in love with Euro-critic Farage who helped lead them off the cliff.

Read: I am already working on my next scam. There are people I see I can swindle. Is this get of jail free card good for life?

Everyone hates him even the one who kiss his ass. There are some that worship him as the second coming, loving a version of him that is not real. If they really knew him they would hate him, too.

sora IS ai. don't spread shit around here.

The British Empire committed unspeakable horrors and genocide to get their hands on spices now their descendants are so racist they think mayonnaise is too spicy.

"[Moulton] was greeted by boos and expletives from some rally goers..." “You sold out trans kids! "Fuck you!” Knowles, yelled from the crowd. “You don’t belong here, Seth Moulton, you traitor! Trans kids matter.” www.masslive.com/politics/202...

If Skippy McSlogan is voted out at the CPC leadership convention, I guarantee that the federal riding of Battle River - Colostomy Bag will never see him again.

When Jordan Peterson kicks off and sane, educated people everywhere celebrate, and are then accused of being unfeeling, vindictive monsters for taking pleasure in the death of another human being, let's remember Ezra Levant and Michael Coren gleefully toasting the passing of Jack Layton.

Too many white men without medical degrees or reasoning are concerned about the reproductive organs of children.

There is zero chance that this is true.

Not surprised at all at #PierrePoilievre’s comments. He truly is out of his league. I hope he’s criminally charged. 🪶😡🇨🇦 www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

To be unaware of one thing you don't wish to talk about is convenient. To be unaware of *everything* you don't wish to talk about is either lying or incompetence. Or both.

Funny, how the "No Kings" protesters were "elderly white hippies" in August (per Stephen Miller), but are "pro-Hamas terrorists and violent criminals" in October (per Karoline Leavitt). It's *almost* as if this regime makes its shameless lies up as it goes along . . .

He’s insane, this is not a leader, he would go full on dictator!

Holy crap, but I regret voting Liberal in the last election.

The "ceasefire" does not seem to be going great

It is no surprise that Polievre and the Reformacons are pushing anti-DEI. Meritocracy is a code word for them for hiring, appointing and promoting white men, and ensuring that people of colour and women are bypassed and overlooked. It has nothing to do with fairness, which aligns more with DEI.

#FactChecked -- False Fact File: No evidence Canadian schools banning pork from lunches #Canada www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...

That was the plan all along. The homegrown Israeli peace movement was a sham. The entire aim was to get the release of the hostages and then enact their final solution. Actual peace with Palestinians has minimal support in Israel, while removing them completely is overwhelmingly popular.