Max Woolf
@max.woolf.io
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Owns cool dogs. Makes useful things with computers. Plays piano. Makes coffee. Millennial cliché.
Symphony Hall is bloody amazing.
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As a Rubyist of 13 years who doesn’t live in the US or attend US conferences. Other than sending me emails with lots of words - what does Ruby Central actually do?
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James Ball
6 days ago
I genuinely convinced a supply maths teacher I only had one arm once (I got very bored at school sometimes), which got awkward when she turned out to be there for a week rather than a day. This reminds me of that.
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Banning trail hunting and addictive features of social media. Labour’s main problem is a PR one, because I’m here for this.
7 days ago
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Met a childhood hero today
9 days ago
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Ben
14 days ago
Nick Clegg unveiled a portrait of himself at the National Liberal Club yesterday and it's hard to tell which one looks less like Nick Clegg, the portrait of Nick Clegg or the actual Nick Clegg
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YES
www.otherstrangeness.com/2026/03/14/h...
We mostly pulled Cotteridge Park off Facebook/Instagram/Twitter years ago. No announcements there, and it's not a source of truth for anything We've got a website.
cotteridgepark.org.uk
And if you really want us, you know where the park is. Come say hi.
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Have a Fucking Website - Other Strangeness — merritt k
For fuck's sake
https://www.otherstrangeness.com/2026/03/14/have-a-fucking-website/
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New Scrubs is excellent. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
15 days ago
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Well I guess this explains a lot, but wow I hate it.
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17 days ago
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shardcore
21 days ago
i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”
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More and more I don't like crufts. An "isolated incident" of criminal animal abuse should mean you don't get to have dogs anymore. The fact the KC knew, and did nothing is gross.
www.kinship.com/news/crufts-...
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Crufts 2026 Winner Under Fire After Animal Cruelty Conviction Revealed
Lee Cox, the breeder and handler behind the Best in Show winner of Crufts international dog show, was convicted of animal cruelty in 2001. Read on for the details.
https://www.kinship.com/news/crufts-2026-winner-animal-cruelty-conviction
22 days ago
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Daniel Sugarman
23 days ago
I almost missed that in a video where the former Chancellor of the Exchequer talks about "Institutional Credibility", the video misspells the word "credibility", which kind of sums this whole thing up
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Moved my personal site to
@pagecord.com
which is basically all I ever wanted from a personal site!
max.woolf.io
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Winston, our adopted, withdrawn guide dog turned 10 today. He didn’t make it through training due to “low motivation” but has enjoyed 9 years with us so far doing nothing but being adored and warming my feet at work. It’s a hard life.
26 days ago
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saoirse
27 days ago
"claude is alive and has anxiety" do you people hear yourselves??? its a text generator
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Fun
27 days ago
of course it has anxiety, you’re training it on multiple generations of anxious peoples’ content
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Terra Field
27 days ago
OH: "I turned off news alerts because alerts are only useful if they're actionable"
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Cotteridge Park looking fabulous as usual.
28 days ago
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James Seconde
29 days ago
That's a whole sentence of stuff people do not want or asked for.
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Xero charging £5/mo to access my own data via MCP. Absolutely not.
30 days ago
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victoria scott
30 days ago
Man it really feels insane watching the global order break down in front of me. like is my anxiety disorder especially bad today, or am I aware of how supply chains work and able to read the news
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John Scalzi
about 1 month ago
This is where I YET AGAIN encourage people, especially creators, to have, develop and actively maintain their own websites where people can find you, away from the social media sites you don't own and/or can't control and/or whose discoverability algorithms are at the whim of billionaire weirdos.
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The Dispatch
about 1 month ago
Click the link below to find out more🔗☕️
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Yorks cafes: inside the collapse of a coffee kingdom
Simon York Ford fled debt in Dubai. Now it’s on his doorstep
https://www.birminghamdispatch.co.uk/yorks-cafes-inside-the-collapse-of-a-coffee-kingdom/
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So we got autonomous OpenAI kill bots and another war in the Middle East before 9am on Saturday.
about 1 month ago
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Carl Quintanilla
about 1 month ago
Cover of The Lancet:
@thelancet.com
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Tom MacWright
about 1 month ago
did you know that the highest paid actor in hollywood from 2015 to 2018 was jim parsons, the lead actor in 'the big bang theory'
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localswampgay
about 1 month ago
I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head
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Youngles🇰🇷🏴🇮🇪🔜 PAX EAST
about 1 month ago
Hey. Tell people when they do good job. When you like the stuff they make. When you like the characters they’ve created. The stories they’ve told. Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time. Trust. They don’t. Tell. Them.
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Reminds of the “probably the best beer” ads. You can say anything if you prefix it with “probably”.
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about 1 month ago
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Our local tories are running on “keeping bin collections weekly”. Do folks still care about this? Birmingham doesn’t even do food waste and I never fill my wheelie bin weekly. Seems like the perfect thing to cut?
about 1 month ago
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Andy Scollick
about 1 month ago
For comparison: the 1941 SS floor plan blueprint for the Auschwitz II - Birkenau concentration camp in Poland:
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Will Bunch
about 1 month ago
What's more shocking than ICE's plan to cram as many 8,500 humans into massive, soul-crushing warehouses? Seeing the actual DHS floor plan that echoes slavery ships and history's worst gulags with no rec space but a gun range for guards My new column on the camps
www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...
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The hidden ICE blueprint that should horrify every American | Will Bunch
An internal Department of Homeland Security document shows how ICE plans to cram thousands of detained human beings inside a Georgia warehouse.
https://www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-detention-centers-georgia-dhs-noem-trump-20260222.html
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Will Davies
about 1 month ago
I’ve found it, I’ve found the worst take
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My employer keeps a YAML file of the pets that everyone owns and occasionally I’ll flick through it just because it’s adorable.
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Team Pets
Meet the GitLab pets! This page is dedicated to the furry companions of our GitLab staff.
https://about.gitlab.com/company/team-pets/
about 1 month ago
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Mastodon Engineering
about 1 month ago
We're looking for two Backend Ruby on Rails Web Developers to work with us remotely as part of the core team. Ideally you are: 1. Very experienced with Ruby on Rails 2. Proficient in PostgreSQL, and familiar with Redis and Elasticsearch 3. Experienced in developing maintainable and scalable […]
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Original post on mastodon.social
https://mastodon.social/@MastodonEngineering/116103936616513460
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Nick Williams
about 1 month ago
And she'd be right
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Otto English
about 1 month ago
Staggering that 24% of voters in this advanced country continue to believe in a bunch of entitled bigots with unworkable policies, whose very ideas put us in the abject chaos we are in. Truly God awful idiots, and I make no apology for saying that.
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about 1 month ago
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Tons of folks use corporate VPNs as a work-from-home requirement. If the UK government puts VPNs behind an age-gate, will those employees have to undergo age-verification checks outside of their employer? Surely not...
about 1 month ago
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Andrew Feeney
about 2 months ago
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“He wanted to get back to his agents” haunts me. Let’s absolutely not do this.
about 2 months ago
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Anne Marie Cunningham
about 2 months ago
A group of volunteers have been running
@nhshackday.com
since 2012. In a crazy world, it is all about coming together with common purpose to solve problems in our health service. Please reshare this post about #30 in Cardiff Mar 21/22. We would love to have you join us.
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Matt Andrews
about 2 months ago
Last time I had my recycling collected, Joe Biden was still president
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I made an app that tracks the value of savings, pensions and home equity. No clever open banking, just a weekly reminder to update the values yourself. Made it for me, but released it for everyone!
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WorthWhile - Track net worth App - App Store
Download WorthWhile - Track net worth by Max Woolf on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips and more games like WorthWhile - Track net…
https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/worthwhile-track-net-worth/id6757407497
about 2 months ago
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Jared Norman
about 2 months ago
don't love that
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An Update on Heroku
Today, Heroku is transitioning to a sustaining engineering model focused on stability, security, reliability, and support. Heroku remains an actively supported, production-ready platform, with an emphasis on maintaining quality and operational excellence rather than introducing new features. We know changes like this can raise questions, and we want to be clear about what this means for customers. There is no change for customers using Heroku today. Customers who pay via credit card in the Heroku dashboard—both existing and new—can continue to use Heroku with no changes to pricing, billing, service, or day-to-day usage. Core platform functionality, including applications, pipelines, teams, …
https://www.heroku.com/blog/an-update-on-heroku/
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Jared Norman
about 2 months ago
no (saved you a click)
nesbitt.io/2026/01/30/...
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Will AI Make Package Managers Redundant?
Following the prompt registry idea to its logical conclusion.
https://nesbitt.io/2026/01/30/will-ai-make-package-managers-redundant.html
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Charity Majors
about 2 months ago
At the speed of AI assisted development, capturing intent via instrumentation is *vital*. Validating that intent in production is *non negotiable*. Fast feedback loops, rich instrumentation, clear intent. This is the way. The ONLY way.
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James Ball
about 2 months ago
1. Interesting to see Reform abandon its flirtation with nativism / birth rate boosterism in favour of the policy of the last Tory government 2. “Starve a kid for a cheaper pint” is quite the policy. Be interested to see how that performed in focus groups (especially all male versus mixed).
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Emma Monk
2 months ago
Ok, let’s do this🙄 We’ll start with an explainer covering: 🕒What is a 15-minute city 🏫What on Earth is going on with Oxford 👽Where the conspiracy theories have come from And then we’ll look at the Telegraph article 🧵 1/25
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