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You never pick the cat, the cat picks you TT: Mario Mirante

Hattu Spiele auf dem Handy?

This delivery driver throws treats to all the dogs on his route to see if they can catch. Spoiler alert: some of them definitely cannot. Still 13/10 for all (TT: jezzyvi)

Smith in response to concerns that two tiered private healthcare would massively impact access in the public system... Literally claimed that the only way to save the public system is with private healthcare. No. Really. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

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Two healthy looking bobcats strolling through a Calgary neighborhood. 🇨🇦 TT: jessie.h.eq

My heart is melting 🫠 TT: allijaeger

Screw that. Canada doesn’t need to get involved! Rule it out! No more forever wars!

for my next trick, I will be making the angry honey badger disappear and replacing it with an even more evil and dumb angry honey badger

Will they wear suits when they go to negotiate for the Ukranian drones?

“The law of nature says that we human beings have to live within the bounds of this beautiful little planet of ours . . . and at the moment, we’re destroying it at the greatest rate in history. And that has to stop.” – Bob Brown Read more from Bob Brown: https://theaus.in/4rvC5bH

Took me a second 😂

This sounds like what a teenage boy playing Fortnite would say.

www.canada.ca/en/competiti... We continue to stand by our investigative findings that, through its anti-competitive conduct, Google has been able to entrench its dominance, prevent rivals from competing, inhibit innovation, inflate advertising costs and reduce publishers’ revenues.

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PSA from this old punk.

Putin, whose army has killed and tortured thousands of Ukrainians, and is persecuted by the ICC, called the murder of Khamenei, the supreme leader of Iran, a "cynical violation of all norms of human morality and international law". I hope this mass murderer ends up in the ICC in The Hague.

Just a few days ago, no one could imagine that we would see drones attacking buildings in Dubai &Kharkiv in one day. The Iranian regime is Russia's ally that supplied it with Shahed drones from the early days of the full-scale war, shared its technologies and helped start drone production in Russia

Danielle Smith and Mickey Amery have spent a lot of time attacking Judges and claiming the appointment of federal judges "is not non-partisan". But it turns out, not only are their complaints not based in reality, but "their" track record is actually worse. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

Behind the cowboy hats and grievance about equalization lies something far more serious: foreign influence, backed by the Trump government, aimed to use legitimate frustrations as a crowbar to split Canada and hand our oil, water, and minerals to the USA. raybwilliams.medium.com/the-fifth-co...

What the hell did Ecuador do to us?‼️ Where the hell is Congress?‼️

Good morning from Haarlem. #GoodMorningFromHaarlem

Suing for defamation.. because they printed your own texts.. that's not how defamation works 😂

lots of ppl said they support neurodivergence until it's a mcdonald's CEO

How PP sounds to the rest of the world..

Let granddaughter eat 🤣

If the saying "the KKK is bad" is an attack on Danielle Smith, then that says a lot more about Smith than it does about the Edmonton city councillor Just saying 🤷🏼‍♂️

🇺🇦 Zelenskyy Rejects Russian Demands and Vows Not to Abandon Donbas He said the government will not abandon the 200,000 citizens living there, as Russia demands. Zelenskyy emphasized that the region has Ukraine’s strongest defensive lines... Read more 👀 theukrainianreview.info/zelenskyy-re...

METAL HAMMER präsentiert: The Hu auf ‘Warrior Chant Tour’. 👉🏻 bit.ly/40H2TdM #thehu

Thanks Donald. Oil prices are now soaring.

You can't make that up. Her husband and 'Bibi' Netanyahu just killed at least 180 school.girls in Iran.

Let’s be clearer on exactly who the Department of Education is featuring here: 📌 Charlie Kirk Highest education: Briefly attended Harper College, dropped out Role: Podcaster and conservative political activist Top accomplishment: Founded Turning Point USA 🧵

Thank you, @lukelebrun.ca, for breaking this story so that I could have the opportunity to write jokes about this nepo baby asshole, always a pleasure, etc etc

This is Hippo. He's visiting Scotland for the first time. Had no idea they made squeaky toys for humans too. 14/10 (TT: kelseydarragh)

#Lebanon Since the early hours of this morning, 100ks of people have been fleeing their towns and homes, following relentless Israeli bombings on several areas. Our teams have witnessed large waves of displacement, severe traffic congestion and people desperately seeking safety elsewhere.

Hegseth on how US troops died: “Every once in a while you might have a squirter that makes it's way through”

Russian foreign ministry stated that any attacks on civilian targets in Iran or Arab countries are "unacceptable and must be completely ruled out." Just today, Russian hypocrites killed two people and injured 11 more in Druzhkivka, Donetsk region, and it's still early.

Falsche Plattform @mattyboy56.bsky.social blockempfehlung

See a pattern here?

IDF has identified a shift in the Iranian firing over the past 24 hours: Until now smaller, less coordinated barrages from Iran, now there are now attempts at more synchronized and coordinated launches with more missiles being launched from multiple commands across Iran simultaneously.-i24 News

After #Venezula, #Trump developed the taste for military adventures; the attack on #Iran has barely started and already Trump is talking about invading #Cuba. After that it will be #Panama and then #Greenland.

The impact of Khorramshahr-4 in Israel #Iran #Israel #IranIsraelWar

I can't wrap my head around this. What about destroying russia's missile and drone launch capabilities at the source? Hit the archer, not the arrows, as we've been screaming for years. Or is Iran suddenly a bigger threat to Europe than russia? Taurus. Now.