So excited to get three new to me bags of @springheeldjack.coffee today! Everything I've had from them previously has been really tasty, so I can't wait to give Bell Witch, Butterfly Dude's Blue-Eyed Blend, and Frogman a try!

dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints

(guy who controls the government) it was uh, the Deeper State

ICE officers are now reportedly required to meet arrest quotas each day, from a few hundred to between 1,200 and 1,500 nationwide. Jonathan Blitzer reports on the mystery of the agency’s unidentifiable arrests.

thinking optimistically here, but maybe the stock market will crash hard enough that the coffee commodity price drops enough to offset these tariffs 🤔

Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands. The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.

Stupid fucking Reddit ass country. Bacon Narwhal ass regime. Back in my day autocrats at least had the common courtesy to not make corruption into le epic 420 meme reference. Have some self-respect.

In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: steak with ketchup, a can of diet coke, then go on camera to scream at an ally for being "disrespectful" on tv. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.

That video of those clowns trying to bully Zelenskyy is making my blood boil, I can’t even finish it. I’m so embarrassed that these are our elected leaders man

This is my first time sending beans to Bucharest, shout out to #romania 🇷🇴

I gotta stop looking at political news for a couple of days, this shit is just depressing

NEW COFFEE AD IS OUT!! Butterfly Dude’s Blue Eyed Blend! Henry is a true genius with ad copy #coffee #lpotl

I highly recommend giving @springheeldjack.coffee a go. They’ve been my go to for beans for years now. Great customer service, too.

Got some hoodies up on the site!

“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw” Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start

Really interesting little op-ed on the current coffee market! I encourage everyone to read it, it’s short and not full of jargon royalcoffee.com/navigating-t... Had no idea this was partly because of shipping market consolidation + speculators

Coffee futures are up 100% YoY 😭 this is so lame!

Got my @springheeldjack.coffee beans today and I'm so excited for tomorrow mornings latte!

They are actually speed-running a collapse C-market (high price = higher bean price) reaching all-time highs AGAIN, and the first spike was inflation and climate change, this one was entirely avoidable. Not fun being in an import-heavy business as your country becomes a pariah state 🤪

saw your newsletter, ty for always being transparent (and REAL) about shit. it's rough out there, mad props to you, as always. grateful 4ever 2 b your customer

I hate raising prices on beans, but I DOUBLY hate it when it’s because of some pointless trade war + climate change weather patterns